Top Ten Profile Commandments: Thou shalt have a palatable username

Whilst you may think that a woman wants to know the size of your member, there’s a section for that in the profile. You do not need to advertise that you are ‘9inchesandhard’ or ‘up4afucknow.’ We get that you’re a stacked stud. There are other ways to say it in a more user-friendly way. You want your username to be memorable for the right reasons, not because they were laughing about how terrible it was before they hit the block button. A little imagination goes a long way. Failing that, keep it simple. ‘BundabergGuy30.’ It mightn’t be particularly thoughtful, but it sure as heck beats bragging or being crude.