My WORST Shag Ever! part 1

really sorry about my grammar I’m dyslexic

Some people may know from my profile that i have travelled around the world and I’ve got some really good stories to tell.

Well this story takes place 3 and a bit years ago In Shenzhen China, I was helping my mate open up a new bar at the hotel she worked at she was the marketing manager and needed all the help she could get.

After finishing setting up i got given the unlimited drink armband (see helping pays off sometimes get off your lazy asses and help people it might just reward u really well) I grabbed a drink and sat down at a table lighting up a smoke and chatting to my mate about how well the place looked and were inviting all of our friends to make it a huge night, After not to long when the word got out the place was packed with Expats like myself and hot local girls looking for a good time.

It was probably about 9pm when one of my mates came over to introduce me to a girl (she was the best wing woman ever!) so i got up and straightened my shirt put out my smoke grabbed my drink and proceeded to walk on over as ever confident as i was.

So the girl i got to meet was amazing 5ft 7 size 10 perfect natural D breasts long silky black hair down to the waist it was all my dreams come true, We exchanged names and pleasantries and i offered for her to come over to our table where me and all the other auzzie boys were sitting(well it wasn’t hard to see just look for the table covered in 5L empty kegs) I introduced Cassandra to everyone who immediately put all their attention on her, there was only one problem for the other guys they couldn’t speak Chinese (it’s just as bad over there as it is here we complain about it but most of us won’t learn their language will we) after exhausting most of the drinks at the bar Cassandra said she was going to sit with her m8's and she handed me her business card and said call me some time.

After speaking to my mates she worked for a very high class company in china doing advertising and most of them knew her boss he was apparently one of the biggest ass's in the world ... but we were interrupted by Cassandra who asked me if i wanted to go to the beach. the beach was about a 2 hour drive and was right near a power plant(wow i know right!) i had no bordies on me i was at a party and mentioned this to her and she said no worries we will get some. all of her friends were there as well there was about 6 of us... TBC