Bad Sex Stories - July 2007

I MUST SAY GUYS I WILL NEVER FORGET MY WORST! I HAD ALL OF THE ABOVE,IM IN MY LATE 30's NOW,THIS HAPPENED AT MY DOE SHOW A WEEK BEFORE I GOT MARRIED. OMG..17YRS AGO..WELL I ENDED UP WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS-MUMS-SON & MATE!! IN THE WE HOURS OF THE MORNING THE GUYS CUM HOME TO FIND ME ON THE LOUNGE,PISSED & LOOKED SEXY AS GUYS!! THEY WERE IN THERE LATE TEENS & VERY INEXPERIENCED (BIT FUGLY LOL).. THEY CHATTED ME UP & I WASNT BEING INNOCENT.. THEY WERE SAYING STUFF LIKE HAVE I HAD SEX TONIGHT BEFORE I GET MARRIED & GENERALLY GETTING EXCITED OVER WHAT TRANSPIRED THAT NIGHT!! I HAD THE PLEASURE OF 2 MALE STRIPPERS(1 OF THEM MADE ME WRAP MY LIPS AROUND HIS DICK)INFRONT OF MY FRIENDS!! I HAD PRESENTS GIVEN TO ME (VIBRATORS,DILDOS,SEXY UNDERWARE,ETC)THEY WERE STREWN EVERYWARE.. IT DID GET HEATED UP,THESE 2 YOUNGER GUYS WERE GETTING... read more

the worst root i ever had was with a guy i had wanted to fuck for so long, and when i eventually did....well.....we start getting it on and touching and feeling,i rub his cock only to find its not all that big.i decide to give it a shot anyway....i like long, thick cocks and this was clearly not one.we start to fuck when i notice the only movement he has is a short pelvic thrust like a bunny hop...lol.... he couldnt do a hot long stoke in and out of me, his cock  was tooooo short and as he was trying to hard. with every attempt to aim for my hole he would miss and poke  it everywhere but back into my hole....lol....and not only that but he only lasted about ten or so short, jerky, uncoordinated pumps and when he finally aimed straight and got it to stay in, ... read more

Im not normally one to be a size queen even if the guy has a small penis most of them make up for it in forplay .... but while on holidays to a tropical island i was swept off my feet by another tourist ... we had an amazing day a beautiful dinner and moonlit walk along the beach ... the whole romance novel kind of day ... till we got back to his hotel ... where we had a small amout of forplay and he started to hump me like a jake rabbit .. just banging away with all his might ...except he was so small i could not even feel him inside me ... and i did what no woman should ever say to a guy ... I said "Is it in yet " he pretended not to here me and pumped for another minute till he realised... read more

The worst root I've ever had was, I'm sorry to say, someone I met online. There were a few things which led me to believe that he was a 33 year-old virgin, but he kept mentioning an ex-girlfriend. His kissing was awkward and sloppy, he was nervous. When he went down on me, he left me all slimy and wet all over my pussy. I basically had to put the condom on and show him where he had to put his dick in. He came very quickly. After the anticipation, I felt really ripped off. Regardless of how bad it was, I couldn't believe what I heard next ... he couldn't find the condom. My guess was that it was far too big, and slipped off in the beginning, because when I had a shower, I literally had to dig the condom out. He had come for a weekend visit... read more

At the time, I was working for a 'Gentlemens club', and while on stage doing my thing, turned to see a group of guys walk in that I went to school with...
After getting over the initial nervousness (more them than me), I carried on with my cute routine of dancing, twirling and getting the rooms attention. One of the guys from the group invited me to a local bar for a drink after my shift, so along we went. After the first drink, we decided to go down to the beach to have a bit more fun. After passionatley kissing, and trying to get comfy in the sand we got down to business. Here I was thinking, 'wow this will be great'!

Ummm... slap! Not sure what really happened but he was the worst shag ever! Nervous fondling, am I in yet? Fake moan from me... are we done yet?... read more