Top Ten Epic Sex Fails: I’m Stuck On You

This story needs no explanation: “It was the first time I had sex with this guy, and he was hitting it from behind on his big brass bed. At one point, I was getting tired, so I went to turn my head to make eye contact (I had read that that made guys crazy) and I realized that my head was stuck between the brass posts. I was like a kid in a banister, and kept imagining firemen having to save me. My date sure couldn't save me - he, in fact, laughed so hard that he peed on the floor.” An Aussie man was an internet hit overnight when stories surfaced of a hide-and-seek game gone wrong that ended with him stuck in a washing machine…naked.