hottjohn

hottjohn

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weirdest toy

November 29 2012

Hi all was with girl a while badck that used all sorts of objects to masterbate with like bottles an veggies So what's the weirdest you've used or heard of

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    man

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I had a my bosses wife warn me against using cucumbers as they have tiny little hairs on them which are quite irritating.....she was funny one.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    To a can of Impulse deodorant. Back then in my early teens, I'd have used almost anything to get off :p Mrs Bom

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I know a very hot little number that seems to have fast-growing interest in Japanese silk thread, must be the shape of the little hard wooden spools.   Go figure she's a women, probably has a bit of a kink for Lego too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    My god that lucky can

  • belladonna888

    belladonna888

    13 years ago

    Gear shift , is that weird haha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I found this bunch of pictures showing X-rays of things found in people's rectums.   Normal: A candle, some potatoes and a few hardboiled (I hope) eggs. Interesting: Empty jam jars (yes, more than one). Painful: A wine glass, in a lot of pieces. Ouch.

  • playful4u

    playful4u

    13 years ago

    But it was only good for sucking on

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    A dogs cock. He pulled out the horses cock. But Im like, no way thats going to fit in my ass.   :P   Back to painting fingernails.

  • WHY_NOT_LOOK

    WHY_NOT_LOOK

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'BomChickaWahWah' To a can of Impulse deodorant. Back then in my early teens, I'd have used almost anything to get off :p Mrs Bom Same here and my stuffed toy got a good rubbing... had to steal the can out of the bathroom then put it back.... my first boyfriend was huge i was trying to get something to fit .... i always felt i owed him at least one going fucking now i know how to lol... just found him on FB should i offer services??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    bread bag full of marbles

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'belladonna888' Gear shift , is that weird haha Nah, that's kinda hot.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I remember ,I thought I had lost them...thanks wowwow

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hi! Hun Thanks for the topic..:) This has been mentioned before so some will know 1 of my Favourite Toys is a thin bent plastic coated coathanger I call "Hooker" ha!ha! It's very effective, hits both sides of my vagina at once.All I do is hold 1 end it does everything without any effort.. It could be used for Vaginal and Anal penetration just guide it with the hook . It's light flexible, easy to take anywhere, keep clean and replace..He!he! For Those Curious People ..:) Instructions to make a Hooker!! he!he! 1 Take 1 normal thin plastic coated wire coathanger.. 2. press the long bar up to the neck of the hanger forming a boomerang shape.. 3. Bend 1 side to form an L shape squeeze the ends a little more so it has a smooth shape about 1" apart (not sure on cms) 4. Go F..k Yourself Ha!ha! Enjoy Lu :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I always thought that guy on Big Brother who used his sock was kinda weird.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Used a pool cue (the fat end) and pool balls :p- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    In a hotel room used a coat hanger as nipple clamps. Worked a treat.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MadamDragonfly' Hi! Hun Thanks for the topic..:) This has been mentioned before so some will know 1 of my Favourite Toys is a thin bent plastic coated coathanger I call "Hooker" ha!ha! It's very effective, hits both sides of my vagina at once.All I do is hold 1 end it does everything without any effort.. It could be used for Vaginal and Anal penetration just guide it with the hook . It's light flexible, easy to take anywhere, keep clean and replace..He!he! For Those Curious People ..:) Instructions to make a Hooker!! he!he! 1 Take 1 normal thin plastic coated wire coathanger.. 2. press the long bar up to the neck of the hanger forming a boomerang shape.. 3. Bend 1 side to form an L shape squeeze the ends a little more so it has a smooth shape about 1" apart (not sure on cms) 4. Go F..k Yourself Ha!ha! Enjoy Lu :) I need a pic ... please ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I wont gabble on but-------A baseball bat-----batter up

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MadamDragonfly' Hi! Hun Thanks for the topic..:) This has been mentioned before so some will know 1 of my Favourite Toys is a thin bent plastic coated coathanger I call "Hooker" ha!ha! It's very effective, hits both sides of my vagina at once.All I do is hold 1 end it does everything without any effort.. It could be used for Vaginal and Anal penetration just guide it with the hook . It's light flexible, easy to take anywhere, keep clean and replace..He!he! For Those Curious People ..:) Instructions to make a Hooker!! he!he! 1 Take 1 normal thin plastic coated wire coathanger.. 2. press the long bar up to the neck of the hanger forming a boomerang shape.. 3. Bend 1 side to form an L shape squeeze the ends a little more so it has a smooth shape about 1" apart (not sure on cms) 4. Go F..k Yourself Ha!ha! Enjoy Lu :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hey Hun :) If you're serious I'll try to sort something place the Pic on here for a short time he! he! Cheers Lu :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MadamDragonfly' Hey Hun :) If you're serious I'll try to sort something place the Pic on here for a short time he! he! Cheers Lu :)xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    A girl I was seeing along time ago told me the weirdest thing she'd used was an ex's pistol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My FB has let me use candles, can of soft drink and lots more. Most unusual was when she fucked the tow-ball on her own car, couple of layers of gladwrap to protect her insides, then lick her juices off it when she finished, yummyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • 173capri

    173capri

    12 years ago

    Hmm, the best thing was the handle bar of my mates Harley, with the motor running; OHHH those vibrations

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    when i was growing up id try and fuck any kind of fruit or anything that might feel like a pussy,i was able to hook up with sexy girls at school so fruit lost its appeal lol, if anyone can think of something that might b fun to try then hell yeah ill give it a gobut seriously please say a pussy .lol um even better your pussy hit me up a chat im not bad lookin in the adelaide hills

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    bahaha - impulse can - every good aussie girls first dildo.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I remember watching a girlfriend - platonic friend - was a weekend away with several couples...   Her man was blind drunk - like most of guys, she was horny and grab a wood stick? iron? club? God what are they? who cares... i sat on the couch watching her on the floor..... i was stunned! and ever so slightly turned on! I couldnt believe what she was doing....   Think that was when i first started to think... mmm sex isnt that private... or taboo! ha ha   Sex is pretty amazing!!   It was around 20 years ago... gimme a break!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    173 Capri that had my body twitching immediately ! How hot is that?? Anyone got a bike they don't mind getting a little sticky? Minxy x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Mars bar eaten out of me, gear shift sounds interesting

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Mmmmm Mr or Mrs wrote this post lol :-)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Was amazing, recommended 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That last quote was ment for Capri173

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Do a Google image search if you dare.

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    A Bill Clinton cigar