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RHP User
16 years ago
I like it :) lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Never heard of it. Anyone??
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RHP User
16 years ago
Being the older and wiser male you should be nurturing the next generation and assist them to become the type of men you guys missed out by....this much! (lol) Dear Glover, Seeing as how some of the boys here aren't playing nice, allow me to enlighten you. Firstly, if you are going to post an item for all to see, try checking for accuracy prior to submission. Now to answer your question, I love masturbation...cos it means I get to cum and not have to worry about making small talk afterward. Word of warning tho, too much of the self help stuff can lead to difficulties in achieving orgasm in the manner it was designed to...being with another involved. Not that I'm speaking from experience....um, a mate told me. Good luck kiddo! Anna xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I like it mostly because I don't have to tell myself what to do to get me off. HUGs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sometimes i have a headache so i tell my hand to back off..
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RHP User
16 years ago
it should be outlawed...i mean ffs...the hand never knows when to stop...and y'know ya have been masturbating too much when hairs start ta appear on the palms of your hands...AND another clear sign is when ya start looking for those hairs...rofl"made ya look...made ya look.."...hahahahagiggling and laughing at all the funny buggas above me...cheersjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOL.......you lot! funny buggers.. Me...I love masturbating......My toys whisperer my name...Then there is the gay porn I watch.. oops....better get back to cleaning....so I can go to the beach and hope there are some lovely boys to perve at...And they can perve at me ( hopefully) in my bikini....hehe...... Then back home and think of what I have seen....one day I will catch someone in the sand dunes..lol.. silly kisses sweetpetite41
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RHP User
16 years ago
Personaly, at first I thought it was having a hand party with mature people. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha missnaughtyflirt
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol..trish ...yep you def right there!... Play play play and mmmmmmmmmmm....that felt good..I needed that. huggies sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxx
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jummy64
16 years ago
i like it. want the job done propley sometimes you just got to do it yourself?
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RHP User
16 years ago
I much prefer it with an 's' in it Dev
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RHP User
16 years ago
eye mus sey ii neva maturbate..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Um, well - it feels goooooood :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
SPELL CHECK ....
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RHP User
16 years ago
if a sexual act u are doing either aloe or with a friend or friends cause's other to masturbate is realy exciteing
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RHP User
16 years ago
Now being a WA gal....I had to peek at fortyboy's profile...:) Now if a naughty boy who' uer name tarts with an S....and he just happens to peek at fortyboys's profile then he will either be maturbating ( ROFL) ...or a very jealous lil boy!!! hahahahaha...This is fun! silly kisses sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
the best materials in my headmwahahahahahahahaha Evil Earl
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RHP User
16 years ago
personaly...i love to masturbate its all i have these days lol roxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
it's good for those "get away from me" nights, plus i always figured if people weren't supposed to mabsturbate our parts would be between our shoulder blades.. i would kinda want to see how sex would work like that lol. stalky you made me laugh with that 1 lol till next time scott
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RHP User
16 years ago
damn I need a new comp..damn busy and keys are tight!...agghhh.....grrrr... So the line is suppose to read................. Now if a naughty boy who's username starts with an S............ hehe....yer yer I know I should check before posting.....derrr me! sweetpetite41
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol Sweet! You are so right! That's a magnificent costume. Some very naughty person cut a dick hole through my spiderman outfit so I was looking for a new one I could actually wear outside the house without getting arrested for flashing! hehe Hugs Stalkyboy
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RHP User
16 years ago
Getyrroxoff lets do it ..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Was his name Gaz I knew of a gaz....wan't he the one who used to go to chatroom....had a fleshlight?.. ahhh...I need some fun now!... Where oh where have those big dickys gone ..ohhh where ohhh where can they be............ silly kisses and lots of masturbating......... sweetpetite41
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RHP User
16 years ago
My library is gettin larger(amongst other things)MwahahahahahahahahaEvil Earl.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Masturbation - when you're missing SEX.Maturbation - when you're missing S.
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RHP User
16 years ago
i plan to file for a device ,from my hand.........!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'MrsTri'Masturbation - when you're missing SEX.Maturbation - when you're missing S.Yep - gotta pay that one.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12'Getyrroxoff lets do it .. Hehe - you remind me of this dog a mate of mine had once...
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RHP User
16 years ago
It's a known fact that too much massssssssturbating makes you forget to put the letter "S" in certain words. The male half of HC is a keen advocate and has been since the day he found out it won't make you go blind, (I do however wear glasses). Whilst masturbating you can make love to any person you want too and practice any form of sexual debuachery or fantasy without hurting anyone. If there was a university degree for it I would be up for an honorary doctorate.
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RHP User
16 years ago
it's always rough, angry sex,full of resentment that yet again, captain badboy has to go back in "the hand", and not the place he'd much, much rather be....but we still cuddle afterwards..
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RHP User
16 years ago
thanks taipan very sweet of you...xxx jean...what are you trying to say....i can only attract dogs oh hang on...jean you know i hate to admit when a man is right lol roxy xxx...heading off to masturbate again
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mikaelT
16 years ago
Yes its a small town just east of Melbourne
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RHP User
16 years ago
Masturbation?It's a load of WanklolI'm sooo funnyBisextra4u
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RHP User
16 years ago
80% of men masturbate the other 20% lie.
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RHP User
16 years ago
WHAT THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN RED N BLUE?????????????????? UR GRIP.........WELL BEING SINGLE IM ALWAYS AT IT......LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
well my thoughts on masturbation are:1 if it feels good do it2 it might be cheaper to do it yourself, but it more fun doing it with someone else
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RHP User
16 years ago
So, it starts off as quickies & one night stands....After you've gotten to know each other a little better it develops into a "friends with benifits" style of relationship. You catch up more and more often and fool around when you've got nothing else going on. Whats next???.......You arrive home after work to find the dinner table you secretly set for yourself that day, a nice bottle of red is breathing on the candlelight table, and some smooth jazz is playing on the stereo. You sit down in nought but your own company and enjoy your romantic meal over the course of the next 2 hours, all the while your nerves building in anticipation of the night to come. After you are overwhelmed with desire, and the warmth of the wine has you suitably relaxed, you take your own hand and lead the way to the bedroom.....Low and behold, you have prepared yourself a sensual massage... Heated oils caress your body, and sensual fragrances fill the air, time fades away and you make passionate love to yourself untill the sun kisses your face through the crack in the venetians and morning has come.
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