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mars and venus colliding

February 06 2010

A man will pay 2$ for a !$ item he wants A woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item she doesn't want A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A man doesn't worry about the future until he gets a wife A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend A succesful woman is one who finds such a man To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all Married man live longer than single man But married man are more willing to die A woman marries a man expecting him to change and he doesn't A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does A woman has the last word in any argument Anything he says after that is the beginning of a new argument

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amiira

16 years ago

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed. ~O.W.

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RHP User

16 years ago

Some Information I have learned about men Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.Sadly, all men are created equal.....They Are Men....!

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16 years ago

Lucky i wasn't having a cup of coffee when i read your post. What can i say, I think you have outdone me and i am still not taking taking a chance on a coffee until the laughter dies totally down. I will have to do a post about women but i dont think i wil come close to yours about men

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16 years ago

1: A beer never talks back 2: A beer never gets jealous when you have another beer 3: A beer always tastes good 4: A beer never has to wash up before you have it 5: A beer never checks out another beer 6: A beer never whines 7: you can always have another beer 8: Beer comes in 6, 12, and 24 packs for maximum enjoyment 9: you never have to wait for beer 10: Beer goes down smooth.... ***ducks and runs for cover***

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16 years ago

Hands Contendedone....a Glass Of Water......just in case... The Case can be made that Some Men are Like....... - Photocopiers. You need them in reproduction but that's about it. - Bike helmets. they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. - Mini skirts. If ya not careful they'll creep up your legs. - Handguns. Keep one around long enough your going to want to shoot it. - Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. - Mascara. They usually run at the first site of emotion. - Goverment Bonds. They take so long to mature. - Lava lamps. Fun to look at but not all that bright. - Bank accounts. Without alot of money they don't generate alot of interest. - High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. - Curling Irons. They're always hot and always in your hair He.....it's not Fair there are so many Men Jokes......he he... Nudie...xxxx

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16 years ago

This is a T-shirt i have."MINE" = HERS"OURS"= HERS"WE AGREE" = SHE DECIDES'WE NEED TO TALK" = I NEED TO COMPLAIN"FORGOT THE ANNIVERSARY" = YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP NOW"READY IN 2 MINS" = 3 HOURS"DO YOU LOVE ME" = BUY ME SOMETHING EXPENSIVE"CRYING" = BLACKMAIL"I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE" = WE WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAINFables - you can add these to your list also 11. A beer goes down easily12. A beer always tastes good13. Beer looks the same in the morning14. A beer is always wet15. Beer and sports go well together16. Beer always listens but never argues back17. Beers do not tease you or play hard to getThese are also from another T-shirt. Enjoy.absolute

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16 years ago

HEY nudie why are motorcycles better than women motorcycle curves never sag motorcycles last longer motorcycles don't get pregnant you can ride a motorcycle anytime of the month motorcycles don't whine unless there is something really wrong if your motorcycle makes to much noise you can buy a muffler motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have ridden when riding you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time you can ride yur motorcycle anytime you want to you can ride your motorcycle as long as you want and it wont get sore hye nudie i love women but i think this is check to you

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