Zero Condoms

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  pretty tight, but I think that is part of what helps the sensation for both parties. As for length - I'm an average guy so it's not an issue for me :-)

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  They are shit. I've got better things to do than wrestle some drunk chick that doesnt want to have sex with me AND a condom...

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  geez Jean you make me laugh personally never had a problem....maybe my cock is just tiny dunno roxxy

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Can't say I've taken a bite of the Zero cherry so I can't say (although as an aside, I'd be curious to know if condoms are made in "Extra Large" size ... and if Small sized ones are called "Closer Fit", what do they call extra large ones anyway??) ... Am I missing out on anything spetacular? Can't say I'm a big fan of "The Next Big Thing" as these Zero condoms would appear to be ... But then I'm hardly in a position to comment on trend setting. Never got into Twilight either. Or GHD Hair Straigheners. Or Masterchef.But I've been told those Fleshlight thingys are pretty good. Perhaps Doc, you'd be best attempting to wrestle one of those, rather than taking merciless advantage of some poor innocent drunk girl.

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  As far as condoms go, they felt ok to me . However, it did appear to be a tad difficult to roll on....As for extra large condoms, yeah heaps of brands out there. The majority of major supermarkets stock at least 1 brand of larger condoms. They are usually called 'larger' condoms... imaginative i know... maybe if they were called "well hung" men would race out to buy them.... Oh and the zero's come in a cute little box, kind of like chocolate...

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Oh how I hate a tight fitting condom. No I'm not ridiculously blessed in this area but the standard sizes are so damn snug that it feels like your penis is being squeezed into stone...truely petrified! With things tight they feel more unnatural. I do like a little bit of give which the larger brands seem to give. I wonder if there's greater chance of breakage? (hasnt happened yet). I feel sorry for you guys with massive cocks, condoms must goddamn hurt!!! And where to find a soft, warm spot big enough haha Jean, that's why I marrried Mrs Pup so at least I only have to focus on wrestling her to bed and not the condom too!

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Recently tryed to roll down a Zero ' got it halfway down and thats where it stayed.. I worried if I tryed to roll any harder it would break ? Not a good look ' poor dick looked like he'd been noosed... I consider myself average in size and it crossed my mind that maybe they were not designed for the aussie market.. NO' Im not racist.. just stateing what crossed my mind.

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  They do tend to cut in quiet a bit kind of like a cock ring except the whole condom squeezes it. They are hard to roll on. To me the squeeze feels unnatural. But like some have said I guess being tight and thin is what they were expecting everyone would like about them.Im not opposed to them being thin just they have to make a slighty larger size as well. They don't really tell you on the packet how long they are which is frustrating.I am well aware of large condoms whilst they fit sometimes they fall off. So a guy cant really seem to win.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I like the naked ones... they come in a clear package. I'm not too worried if the condom doesn't go to the base of my penis. As long as it keeps the fluids seperated and doesn't come off inside (not a fun thing to retrieve). xo

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