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Would You Really?

June 11 2010

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I was thinking back tonight on a conversation I had with a few guys after work a couple of years ago (was at a bar) and we got talking about oral sex. One guy was relaying a story on when he took a one night stand home and went to go down on her...she STANK!! The way he was describing it almost made me vomit (I actually think I did a bit in my mouth lol), I was shocked and repulsed that he said he took a deep breath and kept going!! I could not believe it...but...then the other guys chimed in and said that they have done it as well. I mean come on guys I know that you all have the reputation of "if it moves you would fuck it"...but really? Do you guys really stoop that low? If you do come across a smelly one would you keep going or would you stop and either tell her or would you make up some excuse not to do it? Is getting pussy really THAT important to ignore your sense of smell? xFunlovingx

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    from a handful of conversations I've had, that most guys would. What I don't know, is why. I can guess, but it would be fascinating to know exactly why.Good question :)lilmiss x

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I just adore a lady sitting on my face so much that she could sit there all day and have never had one that "Stank". I think if your tolerance level is exceeded then it certainly doesn't make the rest of the act very exciting at all. I would be whisking her into the shower and washing her all over, lots of soap and water and making that a great lead in to getting back into it again. I think guys are worse in this respect because I have heard a number of women complain of mens "bits" smelling so bad it practically made them gag. Mens body odor is another problem that women rightly have a problem with. Well people, get your partner into the shower for some lead in play.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Just reading that makes me want to vomit... it's one thing to close your eyes at keep at it when the other person isn't quite your cup of tea (I've done it, god was it a struggle)... but to go down on someone that smells (and assumedly tastes) disgusting...? thats F*$#ed up people... and how embarrassing when you kiss her afterwards... surely she'd notice... ugh.. can we start a new conversation now? lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    OMG...are you serious!! Yes Id like some opinion on this also...as um why would you if you were not getting something out of it and it stank...i mean gross...its just making me feel sick thinking about it...and reading it made me feel a little like vomiting in my mouth also... How would you change the flow...or would it put you off so much that you couldnt continue?... OMG.. Mrs Shy xxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    There is no way I could do it. Personal hygene is very important to me and if I detected anything like you described, I would somehow come down with a "headache" and call it quits.I guess some guy's may find it some sort of "turn on" but in my opinion, it's just plain GROSS!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I picked up a chick one night at a club took her home started making my way down south when I got to her bellybutton and could smell it so I made my way back up and made sure I double bagged before I put my cock in there

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    lmfao at this one.... I really do enjoy armpits... but a skanky fanny is not something I'd dive right on into..... I mean... if it stinks that bad... then there's almost certainly a medical reason for it... a nasty yeast infection and discharge for instance... I mean.. there's no reason to go forward and eat that shit... you know?... It's nature's way of warning men away.... kind of like the same reason many poisonous substances such as rotten meat give off a repugnant odour. Nope.. if it stinks that bad... Im going to entice that bitch to hop into the spa.. and eat her out after. And that's why so many clubs have spa pools folks. :p Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Mmmm and the delicious sexy scent of arousal... can't go past it ..... First thing I do when I meet someone who appeals.. I want to get nice and close and smell them... see if they 'do it' for me Add some nakedness and an awakening arousal.. this girls in heavenahhhhhhhhh

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' Nope.. if it stinks that bad... Im going to entice that bitch to hop into the spa.. and eat her out after. And that's why so many clubs have spa pools folks. :p Hugs Stalky So instead of licking it you bathe in it? And everyone else does too? EEeewww... Better off taking her to one of those 24hr car washes..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' lmfao Jeano... maybe I should investigate incorporation of the fire hose into my repertoire instead of the spa pool? I'd just love to see the look on her face when she finds out 'on your knees for the fire hose' isn't a cheeky phrase you use

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I wouldn't go there and neither would my husband. We're both very sensitive to odours and if it smells the least bit off then there's something wrong! We wouldn't eat food that smells off, why eat....... Sweet

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    At the risk of sounding somewhat clinical, I would suggest that an odour of such magnitude that would induce nausea may have any number of causes...bacteriological, virulent or fungal. That said, simple hygeine is a common courtesy if that were the sole underlying cause...not that much to expect. I would simply excuse myself entirely and suggest a visit to a gynecologist...and perhaps doing a bit of homework on hygeine. Short answer...no, thank you!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    If it's clean, I'm keen. If not, no thanks. I certainly wouldn't be impolite about it, but any serious smell suggests health issues, that I'm not particularly willing to take on myself :).As for the healthy smell of woman's arousal....love it, so very much. A good perfume, subtly applied is also amazing. Can also make a girl memorable on it's own.Cheers,Z

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    if that was the case she would be told .................

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Surely my work collegues aren't the only men around that have done it...or maybe some of you are too embarrassed to fess up. This is not a post to ridicule you...I just want to understand why. I am also wondering how anyone can have sex with someone that they are not sexually/physically attracted to? I know both males and females do this and yes I do understand it is how horny you feel at the time. But if she/he was that bad...isn't it better to just go home and masturbate over porn or watching cams in the cam room? Is it better to have some respect for yourself the next day than to keep asking yourself..."ewwww why oh why did I go there"? And I'm not talking about drunken picks up when you realise how unattractive they are in the light of day or when the alcohol has finally worn off. Is it easier to have sex with or go down on someone than to hurt their feelings and say "sorry but I'm just not into you"? xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I don't know. I've never been in that situation. They have all smelt fabulous to me. I guess if he really was at the throwing up stage then how could he have gone on. You can hardly concentrate on enjoying things if your holding back your stomach contents. Aren't smells like that supposed to make you stay away?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Just had another thought as I clicked that last reply off. From my perspective a womans' scent is probably 25 percent of why I like giving oral sex. 50 percent is to please the woman and 25% the taste and feel. If the smell is that over powering it pretty much cancels out the rest.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    If it was a nasty smell that was ruining my mood then I'd figure out a way to finish down there without making it obvious and hurting her feelings, probably complain about jaw ache or move on to kissing her legs and thighs.I enjoy going down on a woman and I like that they enjoy it too. Luckily I've never been in that situation.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    To the scent of arousal and bits that haven't been washed! I could and will not go there, neither would I expect a woman to lob on my knob if I smelt like piss or sweat so think it should work both ways!!!! Bushy

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Funloving i smell nice and take care of how i smell..No can do with Smelly Cat..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    to continue with this line of questioning....Guys.....would you tell a girl she tasted good if she didn't??Or if she didnt taste great, do you just say something like....mmm...like that baby??Personally...I have yet to come across a girl that had an offensive taste or smell...but maybe I've just been lucky so far!I've had my share of stinky-icky-no-way-that's-going-near-my-mouth cum guys though....ewwwwww!Hahahahahaha!!!JMO...BJxxxOh..and btw funloving......thanks...I'd just gotten over my paranoia! lmao!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey Gang,What is wrong with most the guys on here, they know women would go nowhere near the manhood if it didn't smell right.I had a girlfriend who smelt and I couldn't do it even tho I tried and I talked her into shaving her puss and the smell went and then I went.... to town on her But alas she didn't put 2 and 2 together, the smell cam back over time and then used to complain and I said well shave or I won't go there lol, I shaved for her but she preffered me hairy, we broke up and out came the razor I tell a women if she tastes great, I meet even feed my fingers soaked in her juices to her So awesome smelling is the way to go cause it tastes so good.PK !!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I've always told the truth and told them that they taste and smell fantastic.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    lilmissfussyYou may find, that most of the nice guys are the ones that would keep going and say nothing, as most would not like to offend..I would normally fall into that catagory.Ive had a bad day im going to shower first.. wanna join me?? thats one easy way to get round it :)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    How can you just go ahead,, first thing that comes to mind,, is why,, why does she smell.. i could not i would not,, do it. I am clean i smell good taste good, so i expect the same. How someone can just go ahead just so they dont hurt thier feelings is beyound me. Thats my 2 cents..

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I am with you 100% on that....I have come across some stinky smelling males in my time and no way known would I touch it with anything!! But, this conversation with my work mates had me really wondering...Is getting some THAT important to some people? I mean the guy that brough it up initially is a very good looking male, although only young...he would have no problems picking up...the other guys were older males...so I don't know what they looked like in their prime...but it just disgusted me and shocked me that they would stoop to that level. I thought I would put the question out there...but obviously noone will fess up as to why they would. Oh well. xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    How could there be any other answer,,no no no,, you would be doing them a faver buy telling them, they do need to see someone. My wife is in the medical field and more young guys (teens/20's) come in with so many nastys it"s not funny. We stated shaving many many years ago as its something we both like,, well sometimes she has a little landing strip,,lol but shave or not how can that fix the smell??? Sorry does not work that way, when we have our plays we both get told how good we smell & taste and do the same to our play mates, as we have been lucky with the people we have played with. As we are not hard core swingers and perfer to have some rap with our play friends. Anyway if i did smell i would want to be told. But my lady would let me know thats for sure,,lol. xxx Stay clean people and good smells to you all.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I guess FL that it is all in the interpretation. Just how bad was this woman or was the bloke telling the story expanding his story a little. It could have been that she was just a little stronger than usual or that the bloke had only had experience with very clean vajayjays' before so was not used to "natural" ones'. A womans scent is sooooo "got to have" powerful. Its also to do with drive, the mans drive. Amazing what the sexual drive will do.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    To use an analogy, food for instance. Cooked cabbage, broccoli, or Brussel sprouts is guaranteed to get my stomach pushing back as soon as I smell it but other people scarf it down. I can't under stand how they do it. To me a womans scent is the most enticing on the planet. I could spend hours there. The only problem I have is that I have to breath out before I can breath in again. I'm not saying that there would'nt be a very few really bad ones out there though.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    We do it because if we were to tell you "your pussy stank" then youd be offended/embarresed and wouldnt fuck us. Thats how it is

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Thanks Scotty...finally a true answer!!! Kudos to you mate.... The young guy that was telling me the story said that she absolutely stank....he had to hold his breath. My next question is...if a girl does stink so bad...wouldn't it taste bad too? xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I was seeing a woman a while ago now, and the first time i went down on her, i dry-reached. The smell was so horible, i never went back there again.ALTHOUGH, it had absolutely no taste whatsoever, it was really quite odd. I hope i never come across somthing like that again. I stayed for a while, it turns out she was a psycho though, haha(who would have guessed). So wrong

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I am not touching this one.. BUT... on a few occasions I have had a girl who just LOVES to oral me as soon asI come in from work... AND I want to tell you... that would be STRONG... I work hard and sweat all day..(plus my diet is MEAT - Animals are designed to eat vegetables and salad plants.. I eat the animal) and to have my old fella tucked into my jocks all day and then have someone take him out and genuinely WANT to oral him??? Man, who am I to stop her!!! AND I would even kiss her after :) (seeing this is obviously a big issue for some guys too) *smiles* your local caveman

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'mikle' Get em to chuck a handstand and attack it with a hose and a bottle brush? Seriously... girls how do you get that thing to sparkle? Pride in my appearance/respect for my body keeps mine minty fresh! lol As for women who smell, seriously how do they live with it? It's so disgusting and cruel to make a man go there when its not in pristine condition!