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World Cup

June 18 2010

Your team is leading 1-0 with five minutes to go and there is a knock at the door. That beautiful lady from RHP who has been a no show on a previous blind date is standing there in the sexiest dress. "I'm sorry," she says. "Can I make it up to you now?" Are you man enough to make her wait five minutes or do you press the record button and enjoy the best night of the year so far?

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    just bend her over the lounge, that way you can both watch the game.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Soccer or shag.... soccer or shag.... lolz... it's a no brainer... I mean really... that's what foxtel IQ is for. ... or you can just show me the highlights. More to the point... next month is "Dry July".... how's a bloke supposed to have a meet and greet in Dry July? I suppose we could all huddle around a giant hookah pipe and watch Cheech and Chong movies. :p Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I doubt very much the Germans would only be up 1 goal with 5 minutes to go... good news for the girl really... shame about the sexy dress though - unlikely to stay on much longer...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Bring her in, jump on my bed and tell her she can make it up to me, of she can get my pants off, while my eyes are on the TV (also in room) until the game finishes.Can't lose?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    i wouldn't even answer the door if the soccer was on