RHP

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Work

July 26 2019

Simple question : Have you masturbated at work. 1) Where at Work 2) Any Risk did you get Caught.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    It's more important to keep an eye on the job at hand..not the job in hand:) Hugs Q

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    6 years ago

    No and why would anyone want to risk doing that ? And being caught in the act would not be something to fantasize about - might lead to losing ones job

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Nowadays that’s a very fast ticket to sex offenders registry. So fast you’d be amazed before realizing you just ruined your life.

  • pizzadogs

    pizzadogs

    6 years ago

    If you were sacked for wanking at work it would be grounds for unfair dismissal as it is not against the law to bat off , unless it was in public, also not a sex offender unless someone else is involved . If you were to have a quick tug would suggest in a locked cubicle

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I have never contemplated rubbing one out at work. This came up a couple of years ago in a similar forum and man did I cop some hate for saying I would never wank where my work colleagues shit and piss. I feel sorry for those whose minds are so pre-occupied with sex that they have to choke the chicken at work. God, I mean - even if I were to have some amazing fantasy come to me and I started cracking wood, one glance around me at my colleagues would be more than enough to kill that boner stone dead.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    I hope so. 😍 Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I’ve cum at work, but never masturbated. I was so horny all I had to do was cross my legs 😂 I honestly thought this thread was going to be way more fun.

  • countrytouch82

    countrytouch82

    6 years ago

    Does in the car in the car park count? :P

  • SpicyKale

    SpicyKale

    6 years ago

    I'm no lawyer, but if you were sacked for rubbing one out at work someone would have had to have caught you.... or you told someone you were doing it? Either way, good luck with the unfair dismissal case unless you work in a brothel! Sex workers are awesome by the way! As for the sex offenders register, once again depending on where you work there's a strong chance you'll end up on it if you involve others, even by "accident". Failing that try getting a "working with childrens" clearance if you're in healthcare, education, childcare, police, even cleaners need them in SA. Not sexy, not worth the risk... same as people thinking that nude beaches are great place to play! The guys that think it's ok to wank in front of people are going to try it in front of an off duty cop one day! Sorry that's off topic a bit, but same difference in our opinion. We're anything but prude, but don't involve others in your fun without consent!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Writing erotica alone in my own home, maybe. In my day jobs, never.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I (Mr 300O) briefly dated a few years ago a innocent looking lawyer who would take her Rexona into the bathroom at her work and masturbate with it. I won’t mention the name of the organisation, but the next time you get a tax refund...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    ...but found out that if you're flying a crop duster? So now I stick to jets! ʗɱ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Masturbation at work?? That’s cute.... I just invite my partner along.....

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    6 years ago

    Witnessed the same .. Had a Canadian girl in my employ once who i noticed starting to squirm . No touching ' just crossed her legs and quitely went off. I'd heard of orgasm by thought alone but to see it was amusing.. We both had a abit of giggle then back to work..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Eww how gross!!!..now a bottle of Dove..Yeah baby:) Hugs Q

  • MrNatural77

    MrNatural77

    6 years ago

    But had some erotic encounters with women at my work.I used to work in the leisure industryOne night we used the spa, sauna and steam room to good effect.Ah the memories...

  • wildcrazyloving

    wildcrazyloving

    6 years ago

    I arrived early to my shift and wanted to get into mode, so enjoyed a moment in the staff room. Interrupted by the manager.. Its not cool to even be caught masturbating while working RnT parlor.

  • Mask_007

    Mask_007

    6 years ago

    Wildcrazyloving... I did not understand one thing... was you masturbating when he did got you?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    GUILTY 😉 Yes I have engaged in sexual activity with myself at work....a secluded ladies toilet with a good lock... the biggest challenge was climaxing quietly .... !!! And have used the facilities of the disabled toilets for a passionate kiss.. to get a fellow worker ...hot under the collar...and a little “hard” to concentrate.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Does a home office day count??? :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Yep Work from home so yep....so much easier now that tractors have auto steer 😊😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    lol re the rexona, if they're distracted, that's good. They're claiming what? Approve it to free up time with that Rexona bottle 😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I think anyone who hasn’t rubbed one out at work at some time must be exceedingly dull.

  • kittyzkatz

    kittyzkatz

    6 years ago

    Yes I have...quite funny as I was just telling someone about this the other day! This was a couple of years ago. I used to have a clit hood piercing. Months after I had it done, it made me crazy horny all the time because my clothes would rub against it and I’d be extremely sensitive. I couldn’t concentrate at work so...well that session in the toilets didn’t last long!

  • Mask_007

    Mask_007

    6 years ago

    I can't say, I haven't masturbate at wort, but i can definitely say that have fond some new ideas how ro use a sickbay and the disable toilet... have done in many different occasions.

  • gladdy1989

    gladdy1989

    6 years ago

    I do all the time helps relieve stress

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    I understand people wanting to using toilets, but disabled ones? Nah, not ok. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    So that’s a trigger word yes ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    A dull days work and in the distant past, the deed has been done. Usually following a hang over. A couple of ladies I’ve dated have admitted the same too. Depends on whether your in an office or somewhere remote / outside. I once went to the toilet,p, saw this really tall dudes head popping up and down slowy with the sound of a belt rustling. I knew exactly what he was doing. Amused me, but wasn’t offended.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    A dull days work and in the distant past, the deed has been done. Usually following a hang over. A couple of ladies I’ve dated have admitted the same too. Depends on whether your in an office or somewhere remote / outside. I once went to the toilet,p, saw this really tall dudes head popping up and down slowy with the sound of a belt rustling. I knew exactly what he was doing. Amused me, but wasn’t offended.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    4 years ago

    I was in the workshop and the boss was in the office , I wanted to be caught so bad I had no pants on and was playing with myself

  • RHP

    RHP User

    4 years ago

    I have often played at work. Quite often filmed it and sent it to some of my female friends that i am chatting to. At my desk, in the workshop all ended in stiffeled orgasams and quick clean ups