When Playtime Takes a Plot Twist

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  Blueflamingo

  6 months ago

  I'm very impressed by your ability to keep calm in this situation! I have read some news stories from the ER, and this situation would absolutely make me 'shit myself '!!!! 😂 I once had a bit of a naughty encounter in a car in a carpark overlooking the Indian Ocean after an Ed Sheeran concert. Giving head, so I wasn't really aware of my surroundings, but the spot light from the cop car definitely got my attention... 😳 We apologised, and drove away laughing out heads off! 😂 🩵🦩 x

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  BarberBoss1981

  6 months ago

  Hahaha the exact same thing happened to me not long ago...panicked momentarily but then quickly realised that if im going to sort this out, I need to stay calm. After a bit of giggle I assumed the squat position and pushed that bad boy out haha. Mind you I was nervous I would have to go to the hospital and I didn't want to do that as I had only just been there 2 months prior getting a sex/period sponge removed from behind my cervix hahaha...good times

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  Arfur_Foulksake

  6 months ago

  Not in the same league as your story, but I once had the misfortune to find out just how cold a dog’s nose is when it’s pressed to your freckle mid thrust. Hug pitch squeal ensued

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  JustAManNextDoor

  6 months ago

  Once my partner and I were in the throws of passion. A good doggy style shag, but I had to stop full thrust as I felt something unusual tickle my inner thighs and moments later something that felt like a small rope run down my butt crack, and along my scrotum. My partner then let out a shriek and her 8 week old kitten came scurrying out from underneath her. Promptly curled on the pillow beside us and went to sleep. Shortly afterwards we finished, spooned and cuddled watching the kitten sleep. Curiosity doesn't always kill the cat.

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  RHP User

  6 months ago

  Once I was dating a lovely lady a bit older than me and we spent time together, so she invited me over to her place. As the night went on, we moved to the bedroom and she then told me she needs to keep an eye on her phone, because her adult daughter living with her eventually would come home from a night out. We totally forgot to check the phone and after a while we heard the front door slam. We got a little scare and stopped what we were doing, to listen what was happening. After a few minutes we checked the house, but couldn't find here daughter. Turns out she came home without us knowing, and was grumpy as she could hear us, so she left again and slammed the door on the way out. Next time I was invited over for dinner, she was there as well and opened the door. I was so embarrassed.

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  RHP User

  6 months ago

  Sorry, all I heard whilst reading this was cartoon sound effects. Wish I had an interesting story to add but dammit, no.

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  RHP User

  6 months ago

  A funny memory of a female friend. She and I had been at a party. We didn’t live together. So we kissed goodbye and she jumped into her car in her negligee. So she gets pulled over for a breathalyser. The cop’s eyes pop open and he says, ‘Um had any alcohol tonight?’ She smiled sweetly and replied, ‘Didn’t have time for that’ He shook his head and waved her away.

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