M54
What it really means....
March 16 2016
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RHP User
10 years ago
"I'm really picky/fussy" - What it means is your one line email isn't enough to perk our interest or you didn't read the profile and don't fit the criteria but you tried anyway and i'm being polite and we don't have to settle for people that won't really put in a effort. "We are only playing with regular friends now" - What it means is your one line email isn't enough to perk our interest or you didn't read the profile and don't fit the criteria but you tried anyway and i'm being polite and we don't have to settle for people that won't really put in a effort. "quality not quantity" - What it means is your one line email isn't enough to perk our interest or you didn't read the profile and don't fit the criteria but you tried anyway and i'm being polite and we don't have to settle for people that won't really put in a effort. Hope this helps.
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DynamicCouple36
10 years ago
More sweeping generalisations ? Based on your personal experience / opinion as a result of your being turned down ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I love BBWs...What it really means...Everyone knows fat chicks are always so grateful 😉xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'DynamicCouple36' More sweeping generalisations ? Based on your personal experience / opinion as a result of your being turned down ? - Posted from rhpmobile oh and you have been guilty as sin with sweeping generalisations, especially towards you favourite subject "single men"
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RHP User
10 years ago
and cougars grateful that is and for once, I'm not joking.......
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RHP User
10 years ago
Like women who know what they want - I want a woman who want what I have Looking for someone easy going - don't ask me for too much I offer discretion - I need you to be discrete Not looking for a relationship, but if we click... - Is this what I need to say to get laid in here? I enjoy the outdoors - I did the lawns this week Easy going - I actually paid someone else to do my lawns People have described me as good-looking but you can be the judge of that - My Nan loves me GSOH - I can laugh at other peoples jokes This is a sex site - I'm a dick, can you stop being a fussy cunt (sorry - couldn't help myself) I'm only joking - Not actually joking, but need to cover my ass
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RHP User
10 years ago
Too,too,funny xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
I can go all night. As long as the night doesn't last more than an hour I won't stop until you cum. But you better cum quick I love licking pussy. Well I remember I did in 1983 😜XxFreya
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Well i can but most definetly wont. Just until i can get into position to stick my dick in, fuck like a jack hammer, blow, duck into the shower and dressed and outta here. But i promise ill stay longer next time.....
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DynamicCouple36
10 years ago
We could not agree with you more !! Quoting 'Adelaide3some' "I'm really picky/fussy" - What it means is your one line email isn't enough to perk our interest or you didn't read the profile and don't fit the criteria but you tried anyway and i'm being polite and we don't have to settle for people that won't really put in a effort. "We are only playing with regular friends now" - What it means is your one line email isn't enough to perk our interest or you didn't read the profile and don't fit the criteria but you tried anyway and i'm being polite and we don't have to settle for people that won't really put in a effort. "quality not quantity" - What it means is your one line email isn't enough to perk our interest or you didn't read the profile and don't fit the criteria but you tried anyway and i'm being polite and we don't have to settle for people that won't really put in a effort. Hope this helps.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'DynamicCouple36' More sweeping generalisations ? Based on your personal experience / opinion as a result of your being turned down ? - Posted from rhpmobile Why do you feel the need to drag people down with insults in all your posts. Can't you be positive and nice to people.
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RHP User
10 years ago
(cue wishful Irish accent for St pats day ) Garçon! If you could be so kind, your finest popcorn, please 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
This was meant to be a light hearted topic ..xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Gold lmfao
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RHP User
10 years ago
'ask me' for smoking - I do much harder stuff
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RHP User
10 years ago
Im ass ugly Or My mother is really Nigerian - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm sick of DC36 vilifying single men..... Tell me how DC36 was justified in his first response...... It happens over and over and over again. He complains about being targeted yet he targets the single male every single time.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya70' This was meant to be a light hearted topic ..xxFreya It was and is... but you can ignore the detractor/s. You and I both know no-one would have batted an eyelid if the OP was a woman I see they must have quietly agreed with the "Husband sometimes plays alone" comment. :P Some of mine: before anyone gets their underwear in a knot, some of these may be taking the piss out of myself! I'm a giver... I like to give you my cock I can show you heaven... I'm an axe murderer Likes to please... myself I'm easy going... until the sedatives wear off I'm single... I'm not a conjoined twin Willing to experiment... willing to try the missionary position on a new surface I like to be dominant... that simply means I tell you what to do right? Does that include the dishes? I'm submissive... I have no clue what to do when we get naked. Please direct me. I'm into voyeurism... I have a hidden camera... I mean JUST KIDDING! (Phew...) I like to give massages... I've rubbed your back can we f*ck now? I'm a bi-curious man... I'm curious about bi people - wait, you want me to what? Comfortable around other men... as long as they aren't longer than me... or I have to touch them... ewww Will travel... I'd better get laid! (and that still doesn't mean I'm going to make it last any longer) Practice safe sex... I put a non-slip mat in the shower I am allowed to play seperate, my wife can confirm this for you... my playmate will pass on my "story" I make a great companion for a party... can you please just get me past the door?
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RHP User
10 years ago
athletic - I play lawn bowls on a Wednesday nightparticipation open for anything - let's get really kinky and play lawn bowls on a Thursday as welleye colour blue - blood shot, difficult to know what colour they areorientation straight - I seriously want cockpubic hair shaved/waxed - last year, grown a forest since then, you'll be coughing up fur ballsbody hair light - shit loads of hair but it doesn't weigh very much8-9 inches - 8-9 centimetres at full stretch, measured from the knees upsingle - when I'm not at home with my wifeI'm a light drinker - I can drink anyone under the tableI'm a light smoker - smoke like a chimneypersonality sex maniac - or I will be if you believe all of this shit
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bedger1000
10 years ago
What was meant to be a light hearted topic, has caused some serious consternation. My apologies to those who were offended. It wasn't in any way meant to be critical. Dynamic/Adelaide etc, for your information I usually get rejected for writing lengthy diatribes (this is smelling like one itself). To be honest, I'd imagine more often than not most single guys on here get rejected 99% of the time. I always put the effort in personally with attention to the people and profiles I am writing to, but I would not begrudge guys getting a bit despondent and end up sending one liners after constant rejection after a lot of effort, or more likely no response at all. Personally that is a frustration of mine IF I was actually criticising - I am always so pleasantly surprised when I get an actual "Thanks, but you are not quite what we are looking for". But the post was simply me bored and an attempt at fun which some was construed as a veiled snipe at couples - it certainly was not intended as such (did I not infer how many men were on hear masquerading as couples? Something I would empathically presume you yourself must despise)? Some people need to chill a little, everyone's entitled to their frustrations, opinions and passions whether you agree or not. A little humour wouldn't go amiss amongst it. Aren't we meant to be on here for a bit of fun? (what I really mean is: fuck me I am never posting a topic again!)
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RHP User
10 years ago
I understand how frustrating it can get from both sides but please take it up by private message if possible. I came into the topic a bit jaded coming off the back of some shitty behavior from some guy i rejected. Low act on his part but again highlights that we're all exposed here. Discretion and privacy seem to go out the window, well for some. Don't be making reference to personal preferences and using those as a cheap shot, don't even talk to each other, and don't even reply to this, please just enjoy the spirit of the topic or leave the rest of us to enjoy it, thanks. I do understand but enough is enough 😃
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RHP User
10 years ago
When a woman says "What?", it's not because she didn't hear you. It's because she's giving you a chance to change what you said.. I've quit for good...I only drink/ (insert activity) for evil now.. laughing- when smiling orgasms.. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
please don't say you won't post another topic, that just upsets me. The issue is between the two parties, nothing personal against you. I've enjoyed the topic and laughed hard reading other contributions to it. Your topics would be welcomed anytime, we do need humour injected and this has been a whole lot of fun, meaning the 'on topic' comments. I for one, am having fun here
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'bedger1000' What was meant to be a light hearted topic, has caused some serious consternation. My apologies to those who were offended. It wasn't in any way meant to be critical. Dynamic/Adelaide etc, for your information I usually get rejected for writing lengthy diatribes (this is smelling like one itself). To be honest, I'd imagine more often than not most single guys on here get rejected 99% of the time. I always put the effort in personally with attention to the people and profiles I am writing to, but I would not begrudge guys getting a bit despondent and end up sending one liners after constant rejection after a lot of effort, or more likely no response at all. Personally that is a frustration of mine IF I was actually criticising - I am always so pleasantly surprised when I get an actual "Thanks, but you are not quite what we are looking for". But the post was simply me bored and an attempt at fun which some was construed as a veiled snipe at couples - it certainly was not intended as such (did I not infer how many men were on hear masquerading as couples? Something I would empathically presume you yourself must despise)? Oh my comments where not purely aimed at single guys.We probably get more from couples that don't fit the bill and occasionally from women too. But in the spirit of this thread.... Attractiveness : See for yourself ...... means I think i'm fucking hotBody type : i'm not even crossing this bridgeGuys claiming Bisexual, Curious, Anything : Means i'll say anything to get a piece of your wife and backdown real quick when it comes time
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RHP User
10 years ago
Keep posting bedger1000 - most people play nice. Come back :) - hope you hang around, and change your profile pic, so we can see what a muscular MFM lover looks like sapiosexual - if I leave some big words about the place, surely someone will notice Location: Sydney - according to google maps I can be there within 2 hours* not guaranteed Safe sex: Always - I know where late night chemists are located. Who am I kidding I meant if required Personality type: sexual manic - ADIDAS and will explode on contact Personality type: sexual deviant - flight risk, with a dubious record 5'11" 5'10" - 5'7" (in the morning) Separated - sleeping on the lounge tonight Body type: Ask me - you don't want to ask me. Relationship: Ask me - Let's play a game of 'don't ask me'. No single guys - [removed and censored]( Ask me ) LOL - MASPW (mild amusement at something of piddling wit)
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RHP User
10 years ago
The mods have cleaned up ,deleted the offending posts xxFreya
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bedger1000
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I understand how frustrating it can get from both sides but please take it up by private message if possible. I came into the topic a bit jaded coming off the back of some shitty behavior from some guy i rejected. Low act on his part but again highlights that we're all exposed here. Discretion and privacy seem to go out the window, well for some. Don't be making reference to personal preferences and using those as a cheap shot, don't even talk to each other, and don't even reply to this, please just enjoy the spirit of the topic or leave the rest of us to enjoy it, thanks. I do understand but enough is enough 😃 Feminine eloquence right there...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Thank you 😉
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RHP User
10 years ago
Sure. A carrot dangle so he can dip his dongle
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' Sure. A carrot dangle so he can dip his dongle What an astute observation! LOL!!! The good ol' "I'll say anything to get laid" trick!
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RHP User
10 years ago
I love this post and topic. And Pepper Rose I LOVE your definitions and I think I'm falling in love with you !!!! :))
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Summer_solstice' "Hehe" - I'm a creepy, creepy man. I'm trying to get the Family Guy old man whisssstle noise into a profile somehow "now now boysssth, don't fight, let's settle this like a couple of thsssexy teenagers.sth" I dunno, its just not quite working, is it?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Summer_solstice' "Hehe" - I'm a creepy, creepy man. I use ''hehe'' sometimes.....what does that make me??
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RHP User
10 years ago
''I love nothing more than licking a juicy pussy and tasting her sweet nectar...seriously I can do it 24/7...I don't even need to get my dick wet I get off just from making a woman experience the ultimate pleasure'' AKA ''I really hope the chick who posted this topic will notice this reply and throw me a bone''
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RHP User
10 years ago
I forget how it goes exactly but the standard template 'people say I'm good looking but you can be the judge of that' with no pictures oooooookay
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RHP User
10 years ago
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' ''I love nothing more than licking a juicy pussy and tasting her sweet nectar...seriously I can do it 24/7...I don't even need to get my dick wet I get off just from making a woman experience the ultimate pleasure'' AKA ''I really hope the chick who posted this topic will notice this reply and throw me a bone'' "Hehe"....oh wait. Actually I was going to write that but really couldn't put it in words the way you have ... lolLike really 24hrs of pussy licking, what woman actually wants that? It does not even sound sexy or fun for that matter and the "I don't even have to get my dick wet" LOL maybe someone should put the next offender to the test and webcam the entire 24hrs, just for science of course.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm with Nathan - I think I'm falling in love with pepper rose too - and I'm straight (it's her wicked mind ) - Posted from rhpmobile
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SexyDeviants
10 years ago
The male of your couple has no photos and may be ugly and/or your photo's may be deceiving
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