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Turkey slap

August 12 2009

Hey girls just wanted to know ur thoughts on turkey slapping...do u enjoy it? is there any other place that would be better?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I prefer the turkey stuffing.... a nice pistachio and cranberry filler with just the right amount of moistness! now thats good, but the test is in the tasting I guess!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I prefer thigh slapping..just like Magda did on Fast forward in time to some cool country music...not..nar I like the sound of a light slap on shaved pussy lips. I have no idea what turkey slapping is. Mars

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Isnt Turkey slapping when then get their cock and slap it around your pussy or your boobs?  Im guessing that is what it is.  If it is it doesnt do anything for mel. Do guys like titty slapping?  Thats when you get your boobs and slap it round their head.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I think turkey slapping should stay on the farm and out of the bed room.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Stay away from us if yours reminds you of a feathered beaked animal with a red sack hanging under it!It's not something you do repeatedly (Well, that's an assumption) it's something you'd do, once or twice, in the moment and not think anything of it..."Baby, get what you've gotta get done tonight quickly, because we're settling in for a night of whacking your cheek with my penis."

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Turkey slapping... isn't that whacking someone in the face with your cock? Meah.. doesnt do much for me... I've done it as a bedroom joke but I'd hardly find it wildly erotic. I've spanked breasts, ribs, side of the head, snapper, butt cheeks, even other guys dicks, probably a few other places with my cock too... but again, just a bit of cheeky fun.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    depends on the mood, sometimes I love it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Dunno about turkey slapping, I whacked a turkey once... in the head.... with a metal bucket...  Made him think twice about doing anything untoward again.  Viking*maintaining order and discipline in the farmyard*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    yeah its  ok rather turkey gobbling ! but what ever tickles your fancy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Makes me wanna... 'duck'!MrsP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Call me a 'chicken'!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Tried it and bruised Venus's lip with my raging rock hard cock. Maybe it should be done with soft cocks? Then I told Venus about the post and I wanted to see her reactiion. Not impressed at all....and if she is outa sucking action someones bottom is gonna get spanked if I ever meet up with him...peaches. No no..not you Peachypear. Mars

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Lol... I missed your post before... yer a cheeky sod! Mwah! Aaaahhh don't see how you could possibly blame me if Venus is out of sucking action tho, I told yas to duck! Hehehehe... maybe it was my totally hot profile pic what got ya a 'raging hard cock' (Did I say that? Maybe not really... was just quoting Mars uhuh!)Thnx Gaz for bringing this to my attention...Quoting 'gazpacho' from the 'Censorship' thread... Also, you may not realise just how secure some of your comments are. Have you googled your user name without logging in to see if anything comes up?  RHP may very well be protecting your interests to some extent too.Mind you, first I googled Peachpear which wasn't really helpful... made me hungry and now I feel like a TART ...gazpacho wasn't any more helpful hehehe, adding 41 helped haha but I didn't do that till after I'd googled Mars_n_Venus and here we are! Good point there Gaz!!!Aaaammmm a gittin dizzy from alla dis larnin' tho, tha ayres thin upin ereHugs GuysMrs P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Well, I enjoy it thoroughly!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hmmmmmmmm...getting slapped with a cock..I agree Gaz..light lil joke play is fun. But..naaaa ..don't do nothing for me.. Now nice hand slapping..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Turkey slapping? The RSPCA ought to hear about this.  Are there any RHP members with connections? With the RSPCA I mean!