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Trolling Thread

October 07 2013

Bored? Lonely? Sexually frustrated? Sometimes you just cant help it, you just have to stir the pot, rock the boat, take the piss, vent, flamebaste, sabotage etc. I'm here to help....   This thread is appropriately constructed for you to have a healthy outlet for such emotions, but there are rules.   1. You can only troll the poster directly above you. As there is a delay in replies being posted before they are approved, please use "@username" as the subject title of your post, followed by your ridicule, mistidings, or mischievous misunderstandings of said poster.   2. If there is any confusion, please refer to rule number 1.   Let the games begin! =>

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Oh sweet lordy. Its just not cricket. All I can say is what the fuck is going on with your belt huh. Besides that I can't troll anymore as I read your profile and well sigh

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I hate threads like this.....and stay out of my head!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I don't care what you say, I do not think this is fair on delayed posters that they miss out on their fair chance to be flambeed and end up with that fancy grill pattern like everyone else. You know, wouldn't it be reasonable to give them an extra caramelisation all for the better to sweeten them up with... just sayin' . Just, I look at you laying around there and all I can think is... I want a massage!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    or can I troll myself?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm soooo over you writing in different colours and posting more than one post in a row. Who do you think you are, really?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Oh... wait. p.s. Screw you, Unrushed.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Oh Mesmerised ... If only I was at least 6ft tall ... ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It's not trolling if they know you are doing it. Trolling is intentionally leading someone on to a bogus argument for kicks, not just simply being insulting, rude or mean. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Did you not read the rules? Do you think that they don't apply to you? Next time remember your @ @unrushed......I hate this! Feels nasty! ......fuck I'm a soft touch..... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Agree. Topics seeking to direct my conduct piss me off. Next!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ehhhh stop being such a Godamn wuss and grow a backbone! And @ anyone with an ass pic up why the hell is mine deemed too hot for profile pic and you have yours on display??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    What the hell did you do with the lovely Saskia..huh..she was always here ...you never are except every time I click on that anything thread..there you are again,boasting about the great fuck you had last night....sheesh

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    This is a have a go at each other post or have I read wrong!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Why the bloody hell do you have to be so smart. Its not fair. I read your posts and agree. Why do I agree? Fcuk its driving me insane...why can't I just hate everyone and be done with it. Theres always a few that somehow manage to get through.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ohh what the fuck can I say now.....you are so wise beyond ....where is this bloody word now?This ninja thread is still in my mind after many, many month.....and because of you it doesn't go away.I WANT IT BLOODY HELL. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANNNNNNNNNNNNNNT ITAnd why the hell do you have to be so wise? Tell me that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Wanna root?? :p- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Not one to brag yourself, I'm sure, but given your propensity to do the horizontal tango, Whoever DOES get to hear about your dance moves must have their ears burning & their eyeballs popping out!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Seeing you got overlooked, if you don't like this thread or your conduct being directed, I think you should go to your room and think about behaving more appropriately!

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    I wouldn't even dareMado

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    'N where are you're backbones too ? Just coz Freya is taller than you both shouldn't keep you from havin' a go ! There are two of you to back each other up - geez. And she doesn't live close enough to cause ya any concern in any case.   Havin' fun,   Tall

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Tall, you obviously have not been smacked by Miss Freya, you just wait and see how those innocent eyes of hers become the devil in disguise.No matter how tall you are, she has the pezang to reduce one to a bumbling mess, bring one to their knee, a puddle on the floor, a figment to ones imagination with suffering consequences if you tickle her fancy in the wrong kind of ways.Be warned big man, look carefully into such a ladies innocent looking eyes.Now I had better run and hide, again!Mado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    LOL Ms.Marple will find you. ;) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    put my name on the list. Maybe someone will bite me. LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    (How do you troll about someone you don't really know...lol) If you're going to call yourself SUPERFOXXY the least you can do is get the "S" logo stitched on your bra cups or tattooed to your ass. Who knows you just might get that movie where you tag along with Wonder Woman. Otherwise leave the super for super dooper ice blocks.!! Foxxy on its own has enough tail to wag and get the hounds sniffing and chasing. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Foxy, even if you have a cool tat, its a bloody presumptuous username !!! Should be up to the peeps to decide how super ??? lol

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    As it is a very rare thing that I would frown upon Tara, but she has given Miss Freya all my hiding places. So I am all alone at times.And as there is nothing that I could imagine in an trolling nature towards Miss Superfox I am going to be a big softy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    LMAO!! Super = Super-DOOPER!! ;)How wierd!!Actually I was talking to a friend over the weekend about my username and it's meaning. Urban Dictionary meaning of Ms.SUPERFOXTo be utterly and totally completely you. Knowing who you are, what what you want and how to get it. No matter what others think. If they don't like it some else will. Being truly, undeniably HOT and real to yourself. Maybe change it to Ms.SupermegafoxyawesomehotSomeone who is beyond beautiful. Someone that just hot will not describe them. Usually is super, foxy, awesome, and hot all in one. Hard person to find. FOXYPS- Good to you see posting..welcome back! :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Show off, show off, pick your nose and blow off... And oh myyyyyy, Freya you are making me want to go off and play with my lovely ladybits... It was indeed a great one... Hmmm oops, who's showing off now?

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69'Tall, you obviously have not been smacked by Miss Freya, you just wait and see how those innocent eyes of hers become the devil in disguise.No matter how tall you are, she has the pezang to reduce one to a bumbling mess, bring one to their knee, a puddle on the floor, a figment to ones imagination with suffering consequences if you tickle her fancy in the wrong kind of ways.Be warned big man, look carefully into such a ladies innocent looking eyes.Now I had better run and hide, again!Mado I didn't see any rules that said there was a 'right of reply' to the postings - definitely not in the spirit of this thread eh ? As far as ms Freya goes, we'll cross that bridge when we meet hehe !   Kind regards,   Tall

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Foxxy what have you been putting in your water(s). Supermegafox.... ah shit, too bloody long to type it all out. Can't you think of a shorter version, like Superfoxxy ??? Mmm !   Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    YOU have to stay in the naughty corner for at least a month..and no biting from me..you just love it far too much..but I will paddle your delicious butt,now bend over. Wifey

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77'YOU have to stay in the naughty corner for at least a month..and no biting from me..you just love it far too much..but I will paddle your delicious butt,now bend over. WifeyWifeYes I was a bad boy, but I am not one to shy away from a good mud flinging match. Bending over for a good spanking. Be gentle... LOLHubby

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Wow. Who'd have thought you had such a nasty side. Petty much?? Why don't you go and protest against evil environmental practices or something, instead of trying to stir up trouble? Do something meaningful with your life for goodness sake.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' LMAO!! Super = Super-DOOPER!! ;)How wierd!!Actually I was talking to a friend over the weekend about my username and it's meaning. Urban Dictionary meaning of Ms.SUPERFOXTo be utterly and totally completely you. Knowing who you are, what what you want and how to get it. No matter what others think. If they don't like it some else will. Being truly, undeniably HOT and real to yourself. Maybe change it to Ms.SupermegafoxyawesomehotSomeone who is beyond beautiful. Someone that just hot will not describe them. Usually is super, foxy, awesome, and hot all in one. Hard person to find. FOXYPS- Good to you see posting..welcome back! :) Thanks Foxy, Is nice to be back

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    What kind of trolling is 'thanks'? Are you trying to get into foxxy's pants?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I like your Pic. :)FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    heheh I wonder what ARAPS would look like wearing my pants??Would they fit?FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    This thread isn't going quite as planned. I have seen it done in style with a smorgasboard of humourous banter & witty repartee where it seems as though each poster is getting cajoled for cajoling the poster above them. It also look like each cajoler is defending the cajoled by cajoling. The delay in the post approval process has made this seem like a messy jumbled free for all, which is a fail, not for the posters, but for the threads cohesion and cheeky intention. The folks on RHP all seem friends or friendly enough to banter in jest, no nastiness was ever intended or encouraged, just some devilish fun. Hope everyone's egos are intact.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Unzipped...what is your point exactly,are we too polite for you...huh...well what a namby pamby whinger....zip it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You hold your horses bossy boots - others may want him left unzipped.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That depends on how big your ass is - lol God I hope everyone is remembering this is trolling!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "They call it a fly, because it takes you up to heaven" - Flight of the Conchords

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Your profile says you're looking for "peoples"? Get a dictionary!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You could only know that if you have had my profile up on your screen for the past 2 weeks since you were last listed as viewing it. Have you been using it as your desktop background or something? ;-D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    phtttt spelling nasty...bet that felt gooooode

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The Chameleon

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Peoples are like minions.....but biggerer :p- Posted from rhpmobile

  • GezWouldGo

    GezWouldGo

    12 years ago

    You been out in the boondocks too long girl. And what the fuck is going on with that Billabong top, looks like a relic from the eighties, christ you couldn't give those fuckers away down here!

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    bahahaha, is that the best you could come up with.looks like you have been out in the sun a little too long. he heMado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    pffft looking at your lawn what need do u have with a ride on lawnmower. get off and give it a restps looks like u need a little more sun (gawd i cant talk im whiter than white)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'bectim73'pffft looking at your lawn what need do u have with a ride on lawnmower. get off and give it a restps looks like u need a little more sun (gawd i cant talk im whiter than white) You are almost sepia, what is wrong with you?! You better not be contagious! Unrushed: Nice try but no one will ever catch me looking at their profile. You just checked me out within the last ten minutes, however. And lilmiss: "Do something meaningful with your life"? Little rich coming from the lady who brought us life changing forums such as "Shenanigans" and "A man, his jeans and a very hot arse" in the last three weeks. Just sayin.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    No one comment on the font!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I check your profile every 10 minutes.... for spelling mistakes.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You look a little twisted.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit'You look a little twisted. I had my knickers in a knot when that pic was taken. Your profile says you're just a normal person... Yeeeeaaaaah, RIGHT!

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    You sure it wasn't coz you got a twisted mind ? And what's with the constantly changing pics - you change your pics more often than lilmiss changes her name ! Just as well you don't check out profiles - you probably couldn't read well enough to make out what people are saying anyhow.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    For someone who listed complaining as a turn off, you seem to be doing a lot of it !!! Whats with the essay sized list of turn off and turn on anyway. Sheesh talk about being picky !!! :-P@Tall,Have you heard of this new IT invention called photo cropping W

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Have you been tiptoeing through all those bloody tulips again...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    @Freya: You call yourself "mildly entertaining"? Are you bloody insane, woman? I would sit at your feet all day listening to you!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Mes,I am beyond flattered....now how can I insult you after that..xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    @ almost everyoneWTF is it with the silly faces in all your posts? Use a bit of imagination and express yourself using your big boy and big girl words!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    mmmm... ok BIG BOY,why don't you come up here and see me....sometime

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    @ Justforfun: You're being asinine. Mooning us all day long, call that mature?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    @Mesmerised asinine? Those little faces are asinine! I express myself fairly openly....even if it is my lily white behind! Not hiding my gorgeous body in all my profile pics!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    @justforfunisall   How can we troll a lovely arse like that? Feel free to moon me anytime as long as you want it groped.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Is that as nasty as you get Ms.nibbles?Mr.Funbum just loves to moon us all,flashing his tushy from thread to thread.So,please,please,no nibbles,just go for it,take a BIG bite out of ubiquitous tush.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That's a surpising remark coming from someone hiding behind a book. How about a nipple shot in the least for goodness sake?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Close, but no cigar.... for you!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ohhhhh I do enjoy a large cigar,is that what's peeking outta ya pocket