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October 07 2009

So, I got this ice fleshlight for my birthday... but... it's really starting to stink up the place... hehe.. I mean, you know.... my wife's away a few days and so I've been screwing Gladys Cravits (that's her name) and I roll over and fall asleep like I always do.. well lately, and I suppose its only been a couple of days, she has been having this funky discharge and is kind of itchy and sort of sticky around the labia... all her hair has fallen off... so I figure... she must have a nasty yeast infection or something... so I know not to use soap because that can just make things worse with the delicate chemical vaginal balance, so I put a whole tub of yogurt in there to get the Ph balance back to normal and rubbed a bit of baby powder on her front bottom. I don't think it helped. really, I didnt realise having a pussy of my own would be so much hard work. I think a complete douche is really the last resort. Should I do it? Please help. I dont like seeing her like this. Does anyone have some experience as to how to help poor Gladys Cravits? Hugs Gazza

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RHP User

16 years ago

Ya can buy cleaners specially for cleaning her bits. xx Miss Honey xx <<

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RHP User

16 years ago

not bad at all for an old guy!!!

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RHP User

16 years ago

Awwwhhh haven't you read about it in the forums Mrs P and Trishl? I'm too old for sex! And I only show my bottom because I'm blushing. How embarrassing being too old for sex... hehe. I'm wearing a nappy now, just getting in the practice you know... for the nursing home.... and I have to say... I likeys... hehe. (XX missy) So I hung gladys outside on the tline and put the garden hose through her... she's basking in the sun and the wind right now. Nothing better than a bit of nude sunbathing to sooth your saw bits. Hugs Gaz

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RHP User

16 years ago

You can safely wash the fleshlight in lukewar, soapy water. Stubborn stains usually come up with a bit of isopropyl alcohol. Avoid using acetone cause it'll eat your fleshlight.

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RHP User

16 years ago

Gaz, Well abner is going to be really pissed you are screwing his wife I never realised Morning Glory Circle (which is seriously the address where the real Gladys Cravits lived...well i think that is the street name...to the MODS it is a TV SHOW). Now to your problem well an ice flesh light it would melt eventually wouldnt it...I mean how use less is that a pussy that will freeze you dick off. I guss as it get smaller tho it will be more exciting :) You need to Samantha to come over and wiggle her nose and make it all new again... Mike

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RHP User

16 years ago

glad i took the time to check out that website... did notice they have care and handling instructions on the site so mebbe check that... as for yeast infections the best most ultimate remedy is apple cider vinegar (diluted)...so for a chick it would be a warm bath and for a fleshlight, a warm sink Good luck with your pussy x

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RHP User

16 years ago

Finks Gazzie is tellin porkie pies, me knows how he got his bottie so taut. I was even trying to wedge me ruler in there this morning , but he was double clenched at the time hehehehehe. Gazzie member to check for slugs that might have crawled in while she was sunbaking xx Miss Honey xx << hopes Gazzie aint got a doggie that finks it is a new chew toy

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RHP User

16 years ago

um...Gaz...errr.. any chance that Gladys has been fooling around behind your back...? Sounds like it could be a STD to me.... (syntheticaly transmitted ofcourse)

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tamworthguy46

16 years ago

Gaz .....may i sugest A cup of bleach in the bath......That should kill any nasty fungi and bacteria on your temporary wife !.....Also you may as well have a quick dip yourself......It will lighten up some of those hard to reach hairy bits.....and you get a free starfish bleach to boot.Handy for your next bi rub night !......everyone is a winner.

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