Those silly eCards

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I was going to make you a rum cake, but it's just a cake and now I'm drunk.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  "let me file that under FUCK IT""So you confused hard to get as genuine interest""I didn't text you, VODKA did""I'd rather see you masturbating than take one more selfie""Feel free to die in a hole, that one right over there"FOXY

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  "Seems like you have a bad case of being a little bitch...I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of MAN THE FUCK UP!"FOXY

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  That said "the best thing about having a prostitute die on you, is the second hour is free!" - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  "Lord give me coffee to do the things I can change, and wine to accept the things I can't"   "I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you."   "Breaking up with you on Facebook was the easiest way for me to let your friends know I was available."   And my all time fave   "If you have to ask if it's too early to start drinking wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends."

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Even if you had paid her upfront, wouldn't you take your money back and make the whole thing free? Another one: I sent my ex a card that said "Get better soon". He's not ill, just really crappy in bed.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  But here's a rats arse- Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Some of my faves: - I just did a week's worth of Cardio after walking through a spider web. - Damn you mirror! That's not what I look like in my head! - Here, let me wipe that bullshit from your mouth - I do not like being told what to do, unless Im naked.

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