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The RHP Flirt contest!!!
March 12 2009
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RHP User
17 years ago
"How can I message you when I am a guest as well?" "Not if you where the laset man/woman on earth!" "Don't you read profiles?"
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RHP User
17 years ago
The short answer is no. The long answer is NOOOOOOOOO.
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RHP User
17 years ago
tripped over a tree stump lately? How about a root? Get a life!! Go to the end of the line mate... F&%k NO Heard of waxing? thats my two cents worth!! love flirty xoxox
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RHP User
17 years ago
"Yes I Like Your Attention But Slow Down" " We Are Disappointed You Didnt Give Us The Due Of Reading Our Profile In Total!" "Please Make Sure You Satisfy Everything We Seek" "Like Our Profile Says : No Thanks To You" "You Can Have My Private Gallery When I See You Have Posted One!"
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RHP User
17 years ago
Couples who play together, stay together. Thats the theory anyway, wanna see if its true ? There's something about you that makes me feel your special. I'd like the chance to get to know you. If I say yes, will you still respaect me in the morning ? Do you believe love at first sight ? na, me either, but you do have me drooling. Your simply irresistible, wanna play show 'n' tell ? You look so cool but I feel so hot, wanna hose me down ?
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RHP User
17 years ago
Mature chick lookin for youger guy, reakon we can rock ? Call me shallow but I want your sex. If you think I'm sexy & you want my body com' on sugar let me know. hi my bed haves run away so can i come sleep with you for a night or two The best things in life are free, I'm free if you are. I wanna meet you & show you a great time. What do you say ?
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RHP User
17 years ago
With one chance at life, I'm ready to take that chance with you. Is there any way we can get together tonight ? I've got the hots for you real bad. There's something about you, I can't put my finger on it but I'd like to. I'll bet you say that to all the boys. You look gorgeous, I'd bend over backwards for you anytime. I'm a bit shy & didn't know what to say but you get the hint.
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RHP User
17 years ago
"Fantastic profile - wish we matched better - good luck" "I keep coming back to you - you are haunting my dreams" "You are so cute - I get goosebumps" "Make me your exception to the rule" "You take my breath away - do you do CPR?" "You, me and rolling waves at the beach" "I am tempted .. but .. not yet" "I want to know what you taste like" "In the nicest possible way .. never" "I can see us catching up for coffee and spending all night percolating" "Do you salsa .. I love to salsa .. I'd really love to salsa with you" "Sorry to me smokers really taste like ashtrays" "I'd love to be your personal trainer" "I limit my preferences for a reason - people like you - no thanks" "Ditch the baggage and I am yours .. maybe" "I am not that easy - try again harder next time"
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RHP User
17 years ago
Oh pretty woman don't walk on by. Oh pretty woman give me your smile. Wow, love your profile, wanna get together & make some beautiful music ? They say tomorrow never comes, we better do something today, what do you say ? I'm feeling a bit horny, are you interested in geting down 'n dirty ? We love having a good time, we've got the feeling we could have a good time with you, if you get the same feeling please get in touch. What a well written profile you have, we're interested in you but we're just guests, could you message us & we'll get back asap.
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RHP User
17 years ago
You look like a lot of fun, wanna play ? Watcha got in that private gallery ? we'll show you ours, will you show us yours ? Your new aren't you ? Welcome to RHP, I'd like to be your friend If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ? Young guy looking for mature chick, Teach me the ways of the world/bedroom.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Yeah, you look hot, but do you play for real ? Someone like you dosent come along everyday. I'm keen if you are. What do you say about hooking up asap ? This is too good to be true, I'm definately interested. I can't believe my luck, lets talk asap This is all new to me, what do I do next ? We're swinging virgins, can you show us the way ? There's a fair chance we could hit it off, Wanna break this ice ?
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RHP User
17 years ago
Thanks for your interest, we'll get back to you when we can. We're new at all of this, but we're genuine & ready to play if you are. Thanks for the flirt, Youi look great but could you verify your profile before we go any further ? After its all said & done, you are pretty hot & yes we do want a good time. please get in touch. We're a little nervous about this, we're first timers. Wouldou be able to show us the ropes ? Your photos get me really excited, are you really that hot ? Do you kno how long we've waited for someone like you. We've got a few things in common but we're looking for action not words.
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RHP User
17 years ago
come sit on my knee sexy...we can talk about what ever pops up its not you...its me... or its not me...its you im no fred flinstone, but can i make your bedrock? damn, ive lost my number...can i have yours? "bow chika wow wow" you know what would look good on you?...me!!! did you just fart...cuz u blew me away can i give u an ozzie kiss...a french kiss but down under you are at the top of my "to do" list if i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head roses r red lemons are sour, open ur legs and give me an hour from flirty (with help from my auntie)xoxoxox
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RHP User
17 years ago
Want to come to my place for coffee and sex? Reply 1.No i dont like coffee 2. Lets skip the coffee
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fl37ch
17 years ago
"manners are free, so are replies"
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RHP User
17 years ago
"Hey, can I see your privates, and I'll show you mine?" "Nice legs, what time do they open?" "Remember my name, you'll be screaming it all night long ;-)" "I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you." "Can you give me directions...to your heart? " "I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? " "Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? " "You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good. " "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. " "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? " "I lost my virginity... can I have yours? "
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RHP User
17 years ago
Sorry I only date smokers if they can hold their breath all night. Forget the coffee, I want to read your tea leaves. Please let me photograph you for RHP's 'Hot Pics' I need more practice in bed, and you seem the perfect tutor. I'm no hot sports car but still comfortable and roadworthy for a ride. Please meet me in chat and we can get to know each other better. Please add a private event and I will attend. Let me wine and dine... and intoxicate you. I'm a born again virgin... please deflower me. Please sleep over... I'll serve you breakfast in bed. You are my favorite flavour. Can I eat you? I love intimacy... let me pluck your pubes. You are my fetish... everything about you is so appealing. I need to be suckled. Are your breasts available? Conserve water... lets shower together. Why are people so unkind?
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RHP User
17 years ago
Good times ahead, interested in joining? I/we loved your profile. Want to Meet and see where it goes? Thanks for the flirt, im flattered. Want to form a friendship? My answer is NO. You didnt read my profile properly. Please move on.
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RHP User
17 years ago
"Are those..... real?" "Of course its real, Ya think i pump my breast up with water? ffs" "if this is fake, then yer dick is fake" "Hi, im a one of the millions of guys that sends flirts continuously hoping to get laid." "This is like lotto, the more i send flirts, the more likely i get a winner... are you a winner?" "Hi, im lost, can you guide me.." "ack!, yer eyes are killing me!! woe is me! i say woe!" "To flirt, or not to flirt, that is the question that dumbfounded us guys..." "thanks for the flirt/msg, but unfortunately, you are so fucking ugly, yer not the one i seek" "hey dont abuse me, be grateful i sent a reply ffs" "Abuse wont get you anywhere" "Congrats, you are now on the FUCKTARD list, happy hunting dickwad"
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twowithnolimits
17 years ago
C'mon stop looking and take the plunge!!
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RHP User
17 years ago
Coffee or Me??
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RHP User
17 years ago
"did u not read my profile?" "I wish you were a door, i wanna bang you all day" "You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?" "Id really like to see how you look when im naked" "Your clothes would look great on my floor " "Do you work for the post office? cause i thought i saw you checking out my package" "Nice legs. When do they open?" "Im fighting the urge to make you the happiest person on earth tonight" "Did i make you wet? let us get you out of those wet clothes"
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RHP User
17 years ago
Ill show you im Australian if you show me your Brazilian!! Im a Carpenter, lets get hammered and ill show you my tool :) Thanks, maybe read my profile next time and not just look at the pics !!
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RHP User
17 years ago
"get a dead dog up ya" "up the yard ya bollocks"
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RHP User
17 years ago
wanna blow me ??
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RHP User
17 years ago
if there was a simple "fuck off" flirt :)
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RHP User
17 years ago
"Thanks for the flirt, but you/you'se are not what I/we're looking for" "Did you read my profile properly?" "Thanks for the flirt, but not interested" "Like your profile, what do you think of ours/mine?" "I/We like your profile too, feel free to message me/us" "If I sent you a message, would you reply?"
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RHP User
17 years ago
Boom boom boom, I want you in my room, and my lounge room, and my kitchen, and my bathroom, and my garage and my car.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I'm like a strawberry - sweet and great when covered with chocolate
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RHP User
17 years ago
"I'll have my people call your people"..... "For a good time.......flirt someone else"..... "And your bullshit opinion would be?"....... "Don't make me go psycho-bitch on your annoying ass".... "I'm sorry. Your flirt could not be connected. Please try again later"..... M_S
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RHP User
17 years ago
If you cant message me, neither can I cause we are both guests so bye bye. Thanks for the flirt, but I dont think you honestly read ALL my profile? Why not just message me cause words speak louder than this flirt. Message me now if you are really interested in what I have to say.
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RHP User
17 years ago
"Ok now that you have my attention - impress me!" "Sorry, I'm just not that into you". "Slow & sexy or hard & fast?" "If i didn't answer the first time - what makes the 10th time any different?" "Men are like food - if they smell good......" "Can you please read my profile again before any more contact. Thanks."
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RHP User
17 years ago
Much needed replies "In a word..."No"" "Thank you for your comment" "You're a sweetie, but I don't babysit" "There's only room in my life for one Grandpa" Mrs BM
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RHP User
17 years ago
Well here is about 6 suggestions... "Whoa! Great profile. Lets talk" "Call me! Please" "Would you like to catch up some time?" "I'm disinclined to acquiese to your request - That means No" "Which part of No do you not understand?" "Bugger. I'm outside your age range, but if you'll make an exception..."
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RHP User
17 years ago
"Yes I am flirting with you.", do you blame me.
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RHP User
17 years ago
"Short answer Yes with an If, long answer No with a But"
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RHP User
17 years ago
" cant msg you but would love to hook up again" " im always in the chat room come say hi" " please read your msg/flirt history and ull have your answer" " no means NO!!"
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RHP User
17 years ago
I think we need one to show our thanks to the person who spent money to send us a message.. SO...thanks for yor message seems nice... xxxx
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RHP User
17 years ago
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
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RHP User
17 years ago
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...so please tell me all about you Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. If you have sex like you read profiles, we'll both end up uneducated. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire. and the classic Yes/No replies would be a great option.
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RHP User
17 years ago
LMAO hugs_n_spoons!
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RHP User
17 years ago
* No way , that heads a shocker ! *show some compassion and root me * nice tits , but ya got funny toes * lend me a tenna will ya * gee ya sister is a spunk ~~~Horrible~~~
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bondage_reality
17 years ago
Im cute ...your ugly...GO AWAY!!!
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RHP User
17 years ago
Has anyone told you that you look like a parking ticket? Cause you have "FINE" written all over you.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Come up and see my etchings! (an oldie but a goodie)
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RHP User
17 years ago
" Walking away, licking my eyebrow"
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RHP User
17 years ago
How would you like to deliver me from Temptation? Are you a stunt man? I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!! You have a nice set of buns!! Are you going to ask me out? Or do i have to lie to my diary? I like inexperienced men!!!
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RHP User
17 years ago
here s our idear sorry but we 're not into men pretending to be a women or couple
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RHP User
17 years ago
I really need some other refusal options . . . sorry but you live too far away sorry - you're cute but just not my type
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RHP User
17 years ago
Now you've clicked ... let's see if we click! Flirting is the entree ... what's the main course .... let's talk menus Sorry, you're great but not quite what we're seeking
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RHP User
17 years ago
Ok hear goes IF your serious, im serious sms me now lets meet up for coffee and see what happens just some of them
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RHP User
17 years ago
'if i told you that you had a sexy body would you hold it against me'
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RHP User
17 years ago
How about 'If you're serious, pay for a membership and put some photos up!' 'Pics are fun, but a drink and a laugh is living! Meet me!' 'Do you want to meet for a no-pressure drink or three?' 'Let me know the time and place!' - I think this one already exist?! 'Be gentle, it's my first time...'
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RHP User
17 years ago
Are you ready to take the 20 question test?
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RHP User
17 years ago
pics of you both would be handy
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Loveknot
17 years ago
Thanks, but no thanks
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RHP User
17 years ago
Flirts: Mmmm yummy....message me sometime. Yanno....you really have a great smile!! Honestly....is that the best pic you had?? Geez....Could you be any cruder?? "Ask Me"??.....ok...I'm asking. Replies: Did you really think that line would work?? No picture, no nookie. Thanks for the compliment! I'm not meeting anyone right now...but when I am..you'll be the first to know! Hope you like assplay coz I'm wearing my strap-on. im sure i'll think of more!!! BJ
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RHP User
17 years ago
Thanks your photos look great, yes I'm interested in knowing more about you. Yeah, nice cock you have but c'mon there's more to you that that isn't there ? Your face looks good but whats the rest of you look like ? You take my breath away, You are Stunning. I'd love to get to know you. Looks like your first time swingers, If you wanna lose you virginity get in touch. Hey, I think your pretty hot & I'm sure we could have a great time. Thanks for your flirt, we're definately interested & we will get back to you asap. Thanks but you have no pix, how can we like you if we can't see you ? Thanks but if your only up for girly play while the guys watch, we'll give it a miss. We're swingers & into swapping partners for sex. Are you interested in that ?
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RHP User
17 years ago
Well, thank you so much for that flirt. We're flattered. You'l be hearing from us. This is just a courtesy flirt. Thank you but no we don't feel that you suit us. Good luck. Thanks for your kind flirt. Yes we are very interested & we will follow up with a message. Your a very hot looking couple. Are you up for full swaps ? Yes, your wife looks great but do you have any photos with both of you in them ? Thanks but couples are usually two people. Where's the other partner hiding ? Thanks but no pix = no thanks. We're not imto blind dates. Sorry but if you havn't got the balls to put some pix up, the answer is no thanks. Sorry but we're only interested in verified people. Once your verified please get in touch. Yes you are hot too. I would like you to contact me & I'll write back asap. Sorry but large people just don't do it for us. Good luck to you.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Has anyone told you latley that you are beautful ? Sensational profile. Please check us over & let us know what you think. Are you just kicking tyres or are you interested in a test drive ? Thanks but with a one line profile, you wouldn't really expect us to go further would you ? Thanks for the flirt but your a little too old for us. Good luck. A couple with photos of both partners, that's rare. You both look hot too. You look absolutely amazing. Whats the chance of something happening with us ? Well, you never know your luck in a big city but how about showing us some pix ? Wow, great to know your interested. We are too & we'll write to you asap.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I suppose a fuck is out of the question ? Lord have mercy, you are gorgeous. I'm very interested. No photos & unverified. Is that the best you can do ? Try again. Your generic profile dosent impress us at all. Please write something of interest. We've had our eye on you for a while & have some free time if your interested. We're looking to hook up for some hot sex, are you interested ? We're a verified couple with photos of both partners & we're interested in you. Thank you. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. After reading your profile, we think we're a good match for you. Interested ?
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RHP User
17 years ago
You've got us very excited, Any chance of us getting together ? Thanks for the flirt, thats very sweet of you. I really don't think we suit though. Best of luck. We just wanted to compliment you on you profile. Great pix & well written. Well done. Thanks, you've got our attention & we'll certainly get in touch with you. Thanks but if your serious about meeting, why don't you verifiy your profile ? Thanks, you look great & your profile is interesting. We'll get back to you asap. Sorry for being blunt but we're looking for sex. Are you interested in being our playmates ?
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RHP User
17 years ago
Even though we're both guests, I still think you're awesome! Call me curious, but I’d love to know more! You sound like the complete package, care to make a delivery? Cute profile – care for some folowup conversation?
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RHP_Editor
17 years ago
Hey everyone, we have loved the flirt entries thus far, some of you have had us rolling in the aisles! There are some terrific flirts coming in and some common thoughts starting to appear which is great. We're going to be considering all entries submitted before March 31st, so get your thinking caps on and squeeze out what ever wit and insight you have left in the tank, remember, our best flirts will be lavished with creamy cash awards, so good luck!!! Team RHP
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RHP User
17 years ago
I get one message a week. . . I won't be using it on you My message for the week is coming to you. . . . .please wait, I'm worth it! Travelling is not on my agenda right now . . if and when I'm in your area I'll let you know Let me know when you're in my state, it could make it easier to connect! Your profile doesn't say enough to inspire me but thanks for the flirt
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RHP User
17 years ago
simple.. do you wanna fuck? ( isnt that what we are all after here).
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RHP User
17 years ago
The sun is setting, by the time it rises again, you'll be a new woman. I used to count sheep to sleep, now I count you. You're the only person to have bested me, 100 to 1. To think I used to be lost in time, til I found you. I'm the riched man alive, I found you at the end of the rainbow. Unfortunately, you'll never find me in the sea of fish. My name is four leaf clover, no matter how hard you look, you'll never see me. I can no longer draw a straight line with you, I'm going that way. I like Drum and Bass. You be my Drum and I'm be your Bass. Even in a crowd, you're the only sweet I see. Lets fly away, lets fly, lets fly, away. Lets be streaks of colour on the canvas of life together. Hi, I'm from the future, let me tell you about our life together. I find you sexy, I find you sexy not, I find you sexy, I find you sexy not, I find you sexy... I love this game, no matter how many times I play it, I will always find you sexy.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Love this line....... "Let's go Turkey Shooting........I'll Shoot & you can Gobble!" Gr8 for the guys obviously! lol "I may be in your Dreams, but you're a Nightmare!" For the ones who dont take No for an answer! "Contact Lenses would really suit you.....Might help you READ my Profile also!" For the ones who dont read your profile first, then ask the obvious questions! "OOOhhh, "Dick Pics" my 78yo Gay Neighbour will love looking at them....!" For the "Dick Pics" sent in the first communication when you're Profile clearly states dont send them!! lol "Pardon Me Boys, I got a Real Man Waitin!" For the younger guys who insist on sending crude lewd rude n nude forms of communication! lol "No Pick Up Lines or Flirts for YOU, Jus Sincere Admiration!" Like it lots!!! "From a Distance"........Line of a Song that suits your Personality!" Aka Stay Away!!!! Works for me! lol My Personal Fave............ "Butt, Butt, Butt.............Plug You!" LOL Keeps em guessin!!!! Thanx RHP Team, its gr8 fun!!! Ciao Dom
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RHP User
17 years ago
Some more lines... I'm keen. Whats your number? Your profile is a little short on detail Please put some pictures up before contacting me again You again? Stop wasting your flirts on me - I'm not interested in you
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RHP User
17 years ago
"If you are what you eat, I want to be you in the morning"
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RHP User
17 years ago
I've got the time if you've got the place.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I've got the place if you've got the time.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I'm so impressed by your profile that i want to have sex with you now.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Don't suppose your on here looking for Sex ?
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RHP User
17 years ago
I'm shallow but straightforward. I want to have sex with you.
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RHP User
17 years ago
We think we're a good match for you, what do you think ?
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RHP User
17 years ago
I've got the hots for you. Will you be my baby tonight ?
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RHP User
17 years ago
Thanks for the flirt, your not too shabby. I'll be in touch.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Love your honest direct approach. Please message me asap.
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RHP User
17 years ago
We're keen to find real playmates. Do you play for real ?
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RHP User
17 years ago
Hi, we just wanted to compliment you, You look stunning.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I realize you must be very busy but I am very keen.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Just wanted to say, "you take my breath away"
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RHP User
17 years ago
Oh your so sweet, How can I resist your charm.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I think the sun shines out of your arse.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Brilliant profile, great photos & well written. Love to meet you sometime.
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RHP User
17 years ago
I think there's a need for some socially oriented flirts - not necessarily targeting others for sex.. but simple expressions of admiration: a) You've got the goods! Do you need a wingman? Well, can I watch then? b) You make me feel fuxxy and who wouldn't want a friend like that? c) Your profile is missing something. You need an amateur photographer to work you over for that sexy bed hair look. I'll be there in 10.
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RHP_Editor
17 years ago
Thanks for you submissions, the RHP Flirt contest is now closed. Well, we'll be bunkering down now with all your fantastic flirt submissions and choosing the best of the best. Stay tuned as we'll be announcing the winners here in the coming days, and of course that means we'll be shipping the money bags off to our most talented flirters!!! WATCH THIS SPACE!!!
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RHP_Editor
17 years ago
The decisions are in and let us say there have been more than a few fist fights in the RHP office this week as we judged the best new RHP flirt entries! From the steamy to the sassy to the out and out surly, we've had just about every flirt you can think of! We will be announcing the winners in this thread next Friday, April the 17th, so y'all come back now y'hear! Big love Team RHP
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RHP User
16 years ago
Cheers RHPers
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