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The Guide to Finding a Unicorn - It's Simple Math

March 13 2022

The two most popular posts seem to be: a) Dogging (aka I can't charm a lady into the the bedroom, and / or I'm too cheap to pay for a brothel shag); and b) "Why can't we find a unicorn?" So, here's some "I've had some Shiraz" thoughts with simple math for those that "Want NSA with a Unicorn and Cannot Believe They are Unable to Find Her". In the spirit of the Crazy Hot Matrix (Google it - hysterical, genius viewing), gentlemen might want to follow these steps: 1) Objectively. Rate your wife's face. Rate your wife's body. Out of 10. Let's say you give her a 7. Super. Great work. 2) Objectively. Rate your face. Rate your body. Out of 10. Let's say you're a 6. Okay. Great. 3) Average the scores: (7+6) / 2 = 6.5 couple rating So, here's the conclusion. Unicorns are so rare. So unique. So in demand. You as a couple had best be happy with a Unicorn that's -3 below your rating. In this example, a 6.5 - 3 = 3.5 / 10 (or above) is in your range. The dilemma is your initial fantasy of wanting a 9 or a 10 Unicorn for your porn-esque 3some. It ain't happening! The couples that are rock star hot? He's a 10; she's a 10)? Well, they are happy with a sexy, rare Unicorn of 7 or above. There's no doubt the Unicorns are loving it. Imagine being a 5 and being able to shag 2x 8's? Beauty! Do it ladies. You deserve it cause you're so rare. 7 with 2x 10s? Yes! Go Unicorn go! So? If you want "NSA" it's less about the strings and more about averages and subtraction. Good luck!

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RHP User

4 years ago

😂😂😂 I though this would be entertaining and I was not disappointed!

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Ex007

4 years ago

And there it is. Well done HerSlutStrategy.

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TheMinx

4 years ago

Great post and so bloody true! The great thing about being a 🦄 is don't have to take one for the team even if the wife is 10/10 and he's barely a 3/10.😂

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RHP User

4 years ago

Now we just have to find the 10/10 couples 😘

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RHP User

4 years ago

The beautiful ones come to you. Just need to channel your inner dr.doolittle and speak their language 🤷‍♂️

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RHP User

4 years ago

Is it the same for Dodos?🤔

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Alex_Lover

4 years ago

Haha love the maths. And we're on the look out for a Unicorn 4 or below 😏😆 - Alex

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nightingale8

4 years ago

I find rating systems distasteful. Do looks matter? Absolutely. But I would very quickly move away from any truism wrapped up as apparent cleverness (ouch, I’m criticising your argument here not you!) By this logic my partner and I would never have had the experiences we had. You’re only limited by your own beliefs - Oprah. Just kidding. I have no idea what Oprah says.

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RHP User

4 years ago

So a unicorn that's a 10, must find a couple who's a 13 out of 10.

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RHP User

4 years ago

funnily enough we actually get contacted and approached at parties by single females quite often but as my partner isn't massively bisexual it doesn't proceed much further. I guess they're more like cats than unicorns and only pay attention to those that ignore them.

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Kattere_70

4 years ago

Haha brilliant 🙌

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DesiVixen

4 years ago

Finally found some practical use of maths lol

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OzRednecks

4 years ago

Gold! 😂😂 Enjoyed reading that so much 🏆 You deserve a trophy. Cheers & thanks for the laugh (& math guide) 😂😂😂

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AloyAndEdmund

4 years ago

So - serious question, do you think the maths change at all if you're looking for something a bit more than total NSA? Not like a full-on poly relationship, but maybe an ongoing FWB scenario with some nice dates and other fun activities? (just trying to see how we can beat the odds hahaha)

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The Guide to Finding a Unicorn - It's Simple Math

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