M57
The BIG Questions.
May 01 2022
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MsSuperFoxy
4 years ago
I want to know at a movie theatre, which arm rest is mine? Do I take both either side or do I lift it up to have one (left or right) or none (depending if I am in a middle seat or isle seat) which leaves the person next to me with one or none? *depending where they sit. Ms Foxy
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RHP User
4 years ago
Maybe you don’t lose your mind by giving a piece of it to stupid people, maybe stupidity is just contagious? Odd socks is down to aliens, they come in at night and steal them. You ask yourself “why would they?” And that’s exactly why they do it, they laugh at you thinking you’re crazy you know.... The trick with the whipper snippet cord is to suck up to someone else and have them do it, I’ve never struggled with one in my life 😅 Hope this helps 😉
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countrytouch82
4 years ago
Why do people base travel time or distance "as the crow flies?" I'm not a crow. How can I relate or copy? But what if I was a faster or bigger bird? Is the crow actually the fastest or most efficient flyer? Also, on clothes line etiquette, is it a sin to hang/drape clothes on the line WITHOUT pegs, strong winds not withstanding?
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Ex007
4 years ago
All I know without a shadow of doubt is that the toilet roll goes over and not under. There I said it.
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AnnieWhichway
4 years ago
Geesus Obi1. Something that has been troubling for a while. A pair of pants A pair of underpants. Some women say a pair of bras. Is it because 2 legs,n2 leg holes, 2 tits? A pair of shoes....there are 2! Why is a jumper not a pair of jumpers, there are 2 arms? Please help Obi1. Enlighten me
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RHP User
4 years ago
-If you always buy the same colour/ type of socks it will reduce the number of odd socks substantially -Clockwise winding when replacing whipper snipper cord -Time flies out the window in my experience -Not rude at all in fact very practical since the pegs are always right there where you need them when you need them - cognitive loss occurs in the moment just prior to giving a piece of your mind
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Libertine001
4 years ago
The big question is when is the Cap'n going to do a forum Quiz? Libertine
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RHP User
4 years ago
Its the other side of the black stump where's the black stump
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Obi1kenietzsche
4 years ago
And what about misspent youth? Can I claim the GST component back? I’m my case that would be a shit load of money!
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Libertine001
4 years ago
Perhaps the misspent youth was buying so many damn socks because you would only use one at a time and discard it once soiled...🤪 Libertine
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RHP User
4 years ago
Obi on a more serious note I absolutely swear by the "Universal head" for whippys. They're alloy with 2 holes close together and 2 at 180 degrees apart, they're as easy as to change with the only drawback being the frequency of changes. You about 300mm of cord each time and if you you use the toughest cord you can find, so much the better. After nearly 20 years in greenkeeping and horticulture I swear by them. The Tanaka whippys have great head which is fairly easy to load and is manually unwound, the only challenger to the universal head.
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MsSuperFoxy
4 years ago
I have a couple of questions, I'm curious about. 1. Why doesn't super or gorilla glue stick to the inside of their bottles/containers? 2. What is the colour of a mirror called? Reflection, is that even a colour on the colour wheel? 3. Where do our thoughts go once we've forgotten about them? 4. Where do our shadows go in the dark/lights out? Do they still follow us? Ms Foxy
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Kattere_70
4 years ago
Hands down best thread I’ve read in a very long time …. Thank you 🙏 😂
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Cucknshells
4 years ago
Why do birds sing so gay? And lovers await the break of day? Why do they fall in love? Why does my heart skip a crazy beat? Before I know it will reach defeat! Tell me why, why, why Shells xx
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Obi1kenietzsche
4 years ago
Is extravaganza just more vaganza that you have go and get once you run out of regular vaganza? 🤔
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RHP User
4 years ago
Why is it impossible to lick your elbow? You just tried.
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Obi1kenietzsche
4 years ago
And what about the statement that “you have nothing to fear but fear itself”? Just think about it. Because apart from fearing fear, one could also then develop a fear or fearing fear. How fearful would THAT be!
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MsSuperFoxy
4 years ago
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees or warranties? Ms Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
4 years ago
Why is it, every day we see a picture or a real cow? Try it out...I bet you, you will see a cow in one form or another. The darn thing is everywhere! Ms Foxy
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countrytouch82
4 years ago
Question. If you buy a ready meal and it tells you to pearce the film say two times with a fork, does that mean make 8 pearce holes or two pearce holes? Because a fork has four prong ends usually, pearcing fully with a fork makes 4 holes each time.
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RHP User
4 years ago
Who puts those rubber bands on the chicken legs? Why is there a light in the fridge and not the freezer ? Please supply names and addresses but Does anyone really listen to the radio on the tv ? Hmmmm!
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countrytouch82
4 years ago
Are you supposed to, or do people generally, eat the very end tail of a prawn? Sometimes it's with tail on in a dish where it's a pain to remove or messy if in sauce. I've taken to eating them all if fried and battered, it's like soft shelled crab. But if just boiled etc I can't deal with the texture. Your thoughts?
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MsSuperFoxy
4 years ago
LOTTO: Why is it, when i pick numbers, they're never ever drawn. Please give me some winning numbers! 🙏 🙏 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
4 years ago
Why are long contrails visible all over Europe and yet, down here, we're lucky to see the odd one? And why do they also disappear so quickly?
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Ringleader
4 years ago
Leaving clothes pegs on the line. Is distasteful. But far worse is putting your y-fronts on the line, right beside your partners smalls. That what nanna told me. The neighbours talk.
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Obi1kenietzsche
4 years ago
If Hagrid was flying across the sky on his motorbike at the speed of light, would his headlight work? 🤔
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MRmr222
4 years ago
Does the middle seat on the plane get both arm rests?
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RHP User
4 years ago
Haha this made me laugh! You had me at 'salient'... I wrote a poem about discombobulated socks once. Pertinent questions indeed - to which I know none of the answers :)
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madotara69
4 years ago
G’day Obi, been a while, I’ve come back to look for an old post, a story about a bee, actually.. Hadn’t even searched yet, called by Jimmies little office under the stairs, knocked a couple times but jimmy is a heavy sleeper so maybe he’s having a heavy sleep as usual. Oh.. a while back, our son and all his teenager friends hanging out as they do.. Tara said to me one day..”wow I think I have the biggest pile of odd socks” All kinds of this and that and what if and what not etc. I reckoned and pondered and pondered and reckoned and reckon I came upon the most likely answer based on the simplicity of an average teenager SHRTTCCSs traits and anti socialistic certainty syndromes specifically centred with 3 to 7 of other similar things that may or could happen check list and a dice to toss twice adding a chance factor diagnostical score giving an extremely accurate idea. So it appears the odd sock pile, is most likely the remembrance of the “flushed down the dunny out of dunny paper again” and they use heaps of dunny paper lol. Mado Mado, Tara xx
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RHP User
4 years ago
I can never add a new line to my whipper snipper. In fact I sold it because I couldn't :/
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RHP User
4 years ago
Obi1 Some answers to your conundrums: There is nothing wrong with your profile. 10 points for effort. Good luck and may the force be with you. Dogging - who would have thought hey? Attractiveness vs cock size - open to interpretation Unicorn's do not exists in real life. Only in the kids toy department at Kmart. WTF is dogging - I know right... 'Dick pics and one liners - Our problem children" - the sexistential problem of our time Odd socks and whipper snipper cord replacement is where the time flies. Cognitive bias is worse May the force be with you.
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RHP User
4 years ago
Why is "Common Sense" so fucking uncommon?????
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EroticPassion
3 years ago
How come I have so many odd sock: Witches! We magically draw them out of washing machines because so many spells need one sock where the other sock must never be used in that or any other spell. Why is putting new cord on any brand of whipper snipper such a universally complex problem: Because if it were a quick and easy process, what would you do with the rest of your time? If time flies, where the fuck does it fly too: To another realm where time with wings is a common site. Is it rude to leave clothes pegs on the clothes line when removing dry clothes: Only to the other clothes pegs that aren't joining the party on the clothes line And if you occasionally give someone a piece of your mind, will that lead to your eventual cognitive loss: No but it could lead to a part of your identify being passed onto that person, wouldn't it? I'm clearly sleep deprived as lack of sleep is leading to me posting things like this. Hope you're well Obi.
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MysteryMr
3 years ago
And why is there red fluff in my belly button, and I don't own any red clothes?
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MsSuperFoxy
3 years ago
If the Earth spins, why don’t we get dizzy?
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Obi1kenietzsche
3 years ago
Well this thread has progressed a bit in my long absence hasn’t it! I must admit that I was somewhat inebriated at the time I posted it. But some really good stuff there for pondering indeed.
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