Spice things up!

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  hehe.. Jeese mate. I'd cop more than a flogging if I talked about my bride like that.. hehe... obviously you don't mind if she reads your wrap up of her current status with respect to your connection with her. :p If you want to spice up your lady's adventurous side, then I suggest you flatter her and maybe she'll cut loose on your arse with a torade of uninhinited passion involving your neighbour, the local greengrocer and an intimidated gerbil. O she may be wearyThem young girls, they do get wearyWearin that same old shaggy dress oh O, when she gets weary, try a little Tenderness oh yes oh yeaYou know shes waitin, just anticipating ohFor the things she'll never possess oh no no noWhile she's there waiting there with out themTry, o just a little, o just a little little little tendernessThat's what I said, a little tenderness ha ho na na naThat's All you gotta doIt's not, ha, oo just sentimental, noShe has, she has, she hasHer griefs and cares oh aahBut the soft words they spoke so gentle, yeaAnd it makes it easier, easierTo bare ayYou won't regret it noThem young girls, they don't forget itLove is their own, their own, happiness oh oh ohaBut it's all, it's all, so simple nowAll you gotta do is try a little tenderness oh oh uhWon't you show her, won't you show her that you love her heyYou wanna squeeze her, don't tease her, neva leave herYou gotta, wont ya wont ya try, just try a little tenderness hey ha Hugs Stalky

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Yeah.. check out Chris Brown's version of that tune. whoa yeah. HUgs Gaz

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  When i started reading this guys post i didn't look at his age, and assumed he must of been much older, .. but what have we learnt about assumptions ?Then i read your post ......wow.............. bored at 23.........How does this happen?.....doesn't seem possible!Cheers Nev....... assumes he is somewhat sane.....They're coming to take me away ahah

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  wannabyummymummy

  15 years ago

  perhaps it is not your woman that is the problem, ever think that if she doesn't satisfy you and other women don't satisfy you that maybe you are the problem and not them? perhaps you just need to take a good look at yourself and see what it is that you REALLY want (ie capitals' suggestion) or maybe there is just some other things that you need to try out and see what it is that you are missing, i highly doubt you have tried it ALL at 23.Best of luck

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  DonnaBrett

  15 years ago

  23 is too young to be 'burnt out' in the relationship department. You sound like the boring middle aged guys I work with. Sorry dude...I don't have high hopes of you & your lady going the distance!

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  its not sex in general its the sex with the mrs. The nsa sex is great but it doesnt make things with the mrs seem any better so maybe its just time to leave this mrs. As you all say im very young and there is plenty more out there. Plenty more woman to enjoy. thankyou all for your brutal honesty

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I agree with mickle here I think it goes deeper. cheers Pips Quoting 'mikle' I am a little confuddled as the same with the others where your bored at a mere 23 years old. I had a thought... how is the rest of your life. Food lost its zing, cant be arsed going out doing things, nothing really interesting anymore? Just thinking if sex is bland and if you can say yes to any other symptoms I mentioned above mebe your problem goes deeper than the bed room mate. Not saying it is but something you might consider talking to a doctor about if it is in fact the case. Good luck (and if the mrs doesnt know I'd stop fooling around... thats so uncool)

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Raid the cupboards and the fridge for inspiration...don't forget the dress ups box!Stay away from things that heat things up too much, like chilli on your bits and lips...pleasin

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I've said it before and no doubt it will be said again.... but despite our best wishes, some lovers arent made for each other. I've heard more than once, of two people who are madly in love, but she is allergic to his ejaculate fluid. It burns inside, yet she's fine with other guys and nobody else complains to him of that problem. And another couple who were wildly in love.. but they had great difficulty making babies which eventually split them apart... and apart, they both made wonderful parents with their new partners... .sometimes, two people in love just aren't meant to be together. Have you never had sex with the wrong person? You know... the sex just isn't right and there's no magic there. Well, just imagine falling in love the old fashioned way with no sex before marriage... and then discovering this lack of magic in the sack afterwards. No doubt it's not a new problem. I mean, the initial sexual tension caused by abstinance would give you a good headstart... but that will only last so long. If there's no lasting sexual tension... maybe you aren't meant for each other. The pheremones are wrong.. .or something. Hugs Stalky

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Is there no zing for your girl????????????????? Is there no zing in you????????? Smoking too much stash???????????? Or just maybe you are in a rut????? Get lots of sleep. Turn off telly. And think sexy thoughts. Huh a guy thinkin sexy??? I mean don't be like Fat bastard in Austin Powers I mean lay it on for her. Well may be it is her??? It's all up to you. How long is this relationship anyway???? Well you need to answer alot of questions for yourself. Good luck. Fab

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