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Silly titles
October 23 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
See my photo, and there is no photos in their profile. Lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do you mean titles or profile text?Because our 'title' wasn't created by us.MrsSplicey
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playful4u
13 years ago
Jokes on their profiles
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RHP User
13 years ago
...a legal disclaimer. I would LOVE to see someone try and carry through on their threat to prosecute an academic institution (the statements are ridiculous for many, many reasons!)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I scrolled through some profiles and these caught my eye... ''strangers have the best candy''....just a little wrong imo ''Brazen bull''.....that made me laugh x R
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' "No strings attached fun" Why.... did you used to be a puppet but a fairy princess granted you your wish to be a real boy?! Or...maybe, youre not a string pulled puppet..... but a hand inserted muppet instead?!!!! Would love to be a hand inserted muppet!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Very horny and in need of attention… NOW! Sorry guys, but that's an instant no.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeviousMissM'Very horny and in need of attention… NOW! Sorry guys, but that's an instant no. I am really starting to get jacked off with the whole RHP generated profiles I see. PUT SOME EFFORT IN! It's not that hard dammit!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Very horny and in need of attention now. Ok awesome, you're online, I'll message you and see if we can sort something out. No reply, righto, you're an idiot, NEXT!!! My profile isn't perfect but if you're going to put it out there at least be genuine
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeviousMissM'Very horny and in need of attention… NOW! Sorry guys, but that's an instant no. Sorry ladies, but that's an instant no for me too!! How about some originality and imagination......especially if I read in their profile....."get to know me first" and "hope you are not after a quick fuck! "
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Quoting 'DeviousMissM' would love to be a hand inserted muppet! You can be my finger puppet....... LOL You are such a romantic.
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RHP User
13 years ago
As alot of them are too "bogan" like. :p
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Mr_MrsJones
13 years ago
If someone writes in their profile "we like anything that is fun and entertaining"Like who out there is looking for boring and annoying???
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'neptune_drift' ...a legal disclaimer. I would LOVE to see someone try and carry through on their threat to prosecute an academic institution (the statements are ridiculous for many, many reasons!) Mine says;Sydney Univeristy. Study me as much as you like. I understand that perving on my profile is done in the name of science. Will there be any type of probe? Sign me up.
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RHP User
13 years ago
a couple profile..''into fucking''...so reassuring or ''click here for fun"....I clicked,and nothing happened...I was hoping that a cock at the very least would pop out of my screen...sheese
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RHP User
13 years ago
Reminds me of a recent conversation. ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MrsTri'Reminds me of a recent conversation. ;) Mrs Tri would make a fabulous hand muppet.
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RHP User
13 years ago
"I find your lack of cats disturbing"Awesome!!But I found her being married disturbing ~laughs~
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'honeybee0086' Quoting 'DeviousMissM'Very horny and in need of attention… NOW! Sorry guys, but that's an instant no. I am really starting to get jacked off with the whole RHP generated profiles I see. PUT SOME EFFORT IN! It's not that hard dammit! as opposed to " i like to have fun, do you? " nope, i prefer to watch paint dry. deeeeerrrrrrrr fffffrrrreeeedddd
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeviousMissM' Quoting 'MrsTri'Reminds me of a recent conversation. ;) Mrs Tri would make a fabulous hand muppet. Hmm, there's something for our next encounter. ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
"I fucked Julia Gillard." It continued with "....ok, now that I've got your attention..." The profile was pretty good from there on, but I could not get that image out of my head.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm a sex animal and cant get enough sex..... It alway comes into my mind he owns a farm
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting '50zcool'Mine says;Sydney Univeristy. Study me as much as you like. I understand that perving on my profile is done in the name of science. Will there be any type of probe? Sign me up. Teehee! Unfortunately, from experience, with ethics clearance and funding restrictions it's difficult to get a good probing these days. Far easier to just loiter at the uni bar and be the seedy old guy that hits on slurring undergrads downing their seventh Smirnoff Black. ...I won't specify which part of that I have experience with.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeviousMissM' "I fucked Julia Gillard." It continued with "....ok, now that I've got your attention..." The profile was pretty good from there on, but I could not get that image out of my head. definately had me laughing my headline kicks your headlines arse Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
Was "Vagina Aligner" i was in stitches i even sent him a message commenting on his name I hate the pre made ones "its the quiet ones you need to watch out for" "very horny and in need of attention.....NOW As someone already mentioned i HATE it when it says see my pic and there is no pic there lol does my head in Oh another 1 i liked was "insert cool intro here" lame but cute made me laugh
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RHP User
13 years ago
Single women with Iam horny and ready to play. sorry instant block for us
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'neptune_drift'...a legal disclaimer. I would LOVE to see someone try and carry through on their threat to prosecute an academic institution (the statements are ridiculous for many, many reasons!) I couldn't agree more neptune. Not from being insulting and having a laugh at people who write this...but from a practical, logical and intelligent angle. Firstly you wouldn't get a solicitor who would even take the case on to begin with. Why! * Not even worth the effort, time or money to even start (not that someone would win). * You would need at least 100k in the bank from start to finish...meanwhile how much would an institution have to defend itself....hmmm millions maybe lol. Not to mention the Barristers they would have on the side lol. I could go on but won't. Apart from that you would have no claim for breach of privacy as this is a public domain and each member is responsible for themselves and the content they put on here. Each member has also agreed to rhps terms and conditions so rhp are not liable in anyway both content wise and thereafter....for example the use of members content by individuals or companies/institutions. I'll stop now its getting to funny lol.
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RHP User
13 years ago
it was meant as a crude joke.and very tackyI use it to play with peoples head and produce an emotional response.maybe sometimes i do (if she is really hot)maybe sometimes if i pace myself i can go all night.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is that a fetish I've yet to learn about?
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RHP User
13 years ago
THE HOTTEST COCK ON RHP....I guess he stuck it in a Red Hot Pie....ouch
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RHP User
13 years ago
'it's the quiet one's you have to watch out for' ...ohhhh, i'm shaking in my boots'very horny and in need of attention now' ...nice one desperado, get to the end of the line punk'i like to have fun, do you' ...what if my idea of fun is electrified nipple grips
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'coodi_yowie' ''i like to have fun, do you' ...what if my idea of fun is electrified nipple gripso on a scale of 1 to 10 how much fun would you describe this activity to be.....1 being a little and 10 being alot....
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RHP User
13 years ago
We like our's and no one can ever figure it out!!!!! lol Imyy4u ( i m 2y's 4 u)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh wait! That's me! Hmmm..... Have been told I should change it. Chill out, it is a joke. Crude, but a joke.
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Lifes_great
13 years ago
Hi! I'm a 28 year-old woman. I have a flappy vagina and some reoccuring symptoms of syphilis... but i bet that won't stop you guys from sending me a message ;) great sense of humour....2 thumbs up!
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