M41
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April 09 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your profile is locked! Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
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RHP User
14 years ago
I apologise for the profile being locked, I made a couple of corrections. Should be back up soon
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RHP User
14 years ago
Seriously, does this trick work, do women actually fall for this?????There are many more subtle ways of getting women to look at your profile rather than this!Mooka (who knows he has a boring profile but has managed to survive this long without having to ask for help)
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RHP User
14 years ago
no.... and only because this feels like a 'fishing' expedition..... as an adult you should know whether what you've written is a true representation of yourself.........
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RHP User
14 years ago
Then click on another topic...simple! Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
no wonder people dont like the forums any more...its people like you CM that make them turn away....being nice doesnt cost anything you know!!! FUN is right your locked up sweetie....maybe because he has just opened it and its being reviewed?? either way good luck and come back and play in the forums....cause your a cutie and the more you post, the more i can perve Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
and OP, give it a day or so and your profile will unlock after your changes have been approved by RHP God/esses
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RHP User
14 years ago
...as someone else will eventually point out no doubt. Check the numerous other threads...ya'all usually manage to point this out too. | Call 1-300-RENT-A-SENSE-OF-HUMOUR | Same old shit...different day.
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RHP User
14 years ago
A few tips that may help no cock shots as your main pic....lock them away no template sentences....they tell nothing about you check your spelling....big plus for literate women say what you want....dont have a list of what you dont want what do you offer that makes you interesting and different? say what your interests are make sure your profile is not too long or too short remember it is a sales pitch and most women here get inundated with requests remember the profile is just the start messaging will get you further than flirts write intelligent messages....dont grunt in writing....let her know you have read and understand her profile and then you may, just may ,get a response good luck WAman xHugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...as someone else will eventually point out no doubt. Check the numerous other threads...ya'all usually manage to point this out too. | Call 1-300-RENT-A-SENSE-OF-HUMOUR | Same old shit...different day. ;)xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
its unlocked now i dont see anything at all wrong with it.....but and now im just being pedantic, but id get rid of the bit about the kids. unless kids get in the way of your playtime then they shouldnt be mentioned and as you live in WA and they live in Vic then i cant see them being a problem....but im just being picky Hugs
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wannabyummymummy
14 years ago
Nothing really sparks my interest while there is nothing wrong with it in the general sense, you have all the spelling and Grammar correct The hard truth is that it wont stand out in a crowd of hundreds of guys in a girls inbox full of messages and flirts and will probably get skipped over.It lacks personality really.A few tips:1) i would leave out the part about having a son (leave that for more personal chat)2) remove the part that says you are not that fussy (it sounds desperate)3) try a little humor4) be a little more specific about what you are looking for5) make sure you have a decent face pic in PG to offer on request6) when you send a message take time to read a girl's profile if you match what she says she is after write a thoughtful message, and show you read the profile but don't be surprised if you STILL don't get a response, if you troll the forums you will see what i mean by the many threads on unanswered messages.There are quite a few threads from guys asking this same question (as has been previously pointed out) and the advice in each is much the same so probably worthwhile scrolling through the "Guys ask" section for some other examples of these for tips and ideas.Don't worry your profile will evolve over time as you encounter more profiles and people and become more aware of what to put in it. In the meantime be patient and have fun and hang out in the forums it is a great way to see what other people are really like on here.Good luck
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm outta here...
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RHP User
14 years ago
this was by no means an attempt at fishing or getting women to look at my profile, it was a genuine query.As i said, i've never done this before, and what i as an adult think to be a partial representation of myself (hence "ask me any questions") may not be overly enticing.therefore. i now that i need to make a few changes and those of you that pointed those out have my thanks.Is almost everyone here really so negative/pessimistic?
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm glad it was you and not me. I was going to post something similar but you've magnaminously taken the heat for the rest of us cynics so I don't have to. Good on ya, mate!
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RHP User
14 years ago
WantedBabyDaddy the irony of your kids comment wasn't lost on everyone :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
The others are correct in a lot of their suggestions, CM was also correct when he pointed out that there are currently still a few of these "please help my profile" threads active if you do a little reading in the guys ask section. There is some good advice you may wish to apply to your own profile as well. Mine would be to not be lazy and expect women to do the work for you (a lot of us girls make an effort on our own behalf just fine without asking the boys for help ) Find the best way for your personality to break through the written word, yes it's tricky, but no one else can do that for you ;) It doesn't have to be long, or flashy, it just needs to be YOU What do your friends always say is your strong point? Are you a bit of a jokester? Are you a softy (no not your dick silly :P) you get the idea.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T'WantedBabyDaddy the irony of your kids comment wasn't lost on everyone :P i was thinking i'd gotten away with that DGT....i should have known better Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
You'll also notice, WAusMan that after a while...you get instant posting. The good news is that it syncs with other posters in same order as intended....the bad news is that it syncs with other posters in same order as intended. | Some folks do like to tease around and have a bit of fun with you too...I think the Aussies call it "taking the piss". One thing to be careful of though is drinking too much when your sitting there having a bit of fun....you can have a brew or even two, but avoid that darn ol' Brood brand beer is cheap and nasty too. I've never tried it but from all accounts it can leave a pretty bad taste in your mouth...and maybe even make you spew. | Good luck on the forums...and have fun! | | Bye bye, buy bonds...and wear condoms, especially when you drink!
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RHP User
14 years ago
is some people think they are so smart...but dribble so much crap you dont care to read it it gets really boring after a while with some on here lol Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mooka....most likely...bahahaha I don't know why women are so keen on helping these blokes out.By giving some of these blokes the blueprint to profile success, they arehelping create that monster they fear most.They wonder why profiles are so similiar, is it because they are telling the guys what to put in them so they will be interested.There's a lot to be said for Darwinism I think.Cheers Felonius....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mr WAusMan...with a body shot like that I am sure you will have no problems! You have words written on your profile..I never noticed...didn't get back that torso...yummmmmmmmmmmmmyyyy! The girls will love you no matter what you have written on your profile haha. Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' is some people think they are so smart...but dribble so much crap you dont care to read it it gets really boring after a while with some on here lol Hugs I so love you xoxoxoxoxox Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Because I thought there was a sale on....I love Review ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
thanks all.and thankyou for xFunlovingx next time im in victoria, i'll be sure to let you know.... haha.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Mooka....most likely...bahahaha I don't know why women are so keen on helping these blokes out. By giving some of these blokes the blueprint to profile success, they are helping create that monster they fear most. They wonder why profiles are so similiar, is it because they are telling the guys what to put in them so they will be interested. There's a lot to be said for Darwinism I think. Cheers Felonius.... because we are just that nice plus with that body....he can have whatever he wants Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Flattery will get you everywhere
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' is some people think they are so smart...but dribble so much crap you dont care to read it it gets really boring after a while with some on here lol Hugs and so......repetitious.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'WAusMan'thanks all. and thankyou for xFunlovingx next time im in victoria, i'll be sure to let you know.... haha. Only if you promise to put out! Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sure thing. I'm a man of my word
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RHP User
14 years ago
Men following instructions Felonius....isn't that a contradiction in terms
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' is some people think they are so smart...but dribble so much crap you dont care to read it it gets really boring after a while with some on here lol Hugs and so......repetitious..... thats a big word for you Mike...im impressed Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Excellent point missy! Sometimes we don't need instructions though, Take asking for directions, or reading that bloody manual!That turned out ok....mostly....lolBack to the topic though, and I could be dead wrong about this, but my idea of a profile is where you expressyourself in your own words, using your own ideas and creativity, thus giving the reader of said profile a sense of who you are and what your about.When you have women telling blokes what they should be writing, then it's the bloke expressing the womans ideasnot there own, and maybe totally missrepresentative of who they actually are.Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
14 years ago
Something I have not seen on my stream before, some touching advice from a lovely lady telling me, my profile needed "work". lol guess I had that coming, given this topic!I would just like to assure her and any one else that it is entirely deliberate, and is not meantto be enticing anyone into wanting to get to know me better.Pretty much only here for the forums at this point in my life.Though hey, thanks for your concern I am touched, and mighty impressed, I have know idea how to send a message to someones stream, but not their inbox.Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
14 years ago
i hungry, i thirsty, i tired.... can i drive???????????? ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Earl
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'WAusMan' this was by no means an attempt at fishing or getting women to look at my profile, it was a genuine query.As i said, i've never done this before, and what i as an adult think to be a partial representation of myself (hence "ask me any questions") may not be overly enticing.therefore. i now that i need to make a few changes and those of you that pointed those out have my thanks.Is almost everyone here really so negative/pessimistic? the forums are rife with opinions, negativity, pessimism, support, kindness, hilarity, generosity, cynicism ... should I go on?There are plenty of good tips above. Good luck x
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RHP User
14 years ago
how about some new photo's.....things are kinda gettin boring around here.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and both could be part of the rather eclectic Cowboy Collection if you were talking to me. | You pick...just don't ask me to spell bashful or humble...I leave them both in the dust for the more gracious amongst us. |
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' is some people think they are so smart...but dribble so much crap you dont care to read it it gets really boring after a while with some on here lol Hugs and so......repetitious..... thats a big word for you Mike...im impressed Hugs but do you understand what it means?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit'how about some new photo's.....things are kinda gettin boring around here. please dont encourage him Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'WAusMan'Flattery will get you everywhere thats what im hoping Big Boy Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Great bod in those photos, and I can see you've put a fair amount of effort into your profile, very admirable! Only comment I would make is leaving out the sentence at the beginning regarding your physical stats - it's already stated in the box above anyway. All the best! :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your profile kinda lost me in the 3rd chapter dude, but on the flip side I have an attention span of fuck all. :p. I know, my input isn't helping much :) that said I'm very surprised, seeing you're in the security game, you're finding it hard to meet people. Maybe Vic is different to WA but talking was our priority not trying to look mean and bad arse. Just saying.
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SassyRascal
14 years ago
Well i liked it and enjoyed the read!!Good luck x
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' is some people think they are so smart...but dribble so much crap you dont care to read it it gets really boring after a while with some on here lol Hugs and so......repetitious..... thats a big word for you Mike...im impressed Hugs but do you understand what it means? ive got no clue at all...you tell me Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'hardtruckin2011' Your profile kinda lost me in the 3rd chapter dude, but on the flip side I have an attention span of fuck all. :p. I know, my input isn't helping much :) that said I'm very surprised, seeing you're in the security game, you're finding it hard to meet people. Maybe Vic is different to WA but talking was our priority not trying to look mean and bad arse. Just saying. haha. i don't do door work anymore. i work government security at hospitals.i never had any luck picking up working the door, but i did make a lot of friends. over here the girls only tease you to try and get in to the pub/club. there's no follow through.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Mooka....most likely...bahahaha I don't know why women are so keen on helping these blokes out.By giving some of these blokes the blueprint to profile success, they arehelping create that monster they fear most.They wonder why profiles are so similiar, is it because they are telling the guys what to put in them so they will be interested.There's a lot to be said for Darwinism I think.Cheers Felonius.... The Wet Monkey Theory Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Excellent point missy! Sometimes we don't need instructions though, Take asking for directions, or reading that bloody manual!That turned out ok....mostly....lolBack to the topic though, and I could be dead wrong about this, but my idea of a profile is where you expressyourself in your own words, using your own ideas and creativity, thus giving the reader of said profile a sense of who you are and what your about.When you have women telling blokes what they should be writing, then it's the bloke expressing the womans ideasnot there own, and maybe totally missrepresentative of who they actually are.Cheers FeloniusSpot on....!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I could quote some famous saying by Lincoln right about now Sarah, but I'm not that clever. | Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' the reason the forums are soooo boring these days is because all the fun people got sick of the shit and left if people go off in there own little conversation then bypass it if you dont want to read it...it isnt that fucking hard for god sake | this is like the fat threads and the help with my profile threads....its been done to death, no one cares back in the day all we had to worry about was the spelling nazi's...now you get bitched at, nagged at and picked on just for having fun | Same forest...different tree.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I haven't read all the comments above but I liked your profile. If I was to be really picky then the American spelling of favourite irritated me a little but that's probably just me. Your profile reads as genuine and contains a lot more than most on here so I think you've done a great job. Best of luck in finding what/who you're looking for.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I enjoyed it... immensely. Nice pics, hopefully there's a face pic hidden away if you can't have on public view. Big... no HUGE brownie points for not having a cock pic... I've said it before... we all know you have a cock, showing it to us just means you are one. :) Summary: Smoking bod, nice profile... If pic No.3 is a full facial it's a 10/10 for me. Oh and yes, I am a redhead...
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RHP User
14 years ago
I went and googled that theory..... I highly recommend it to anybody...if like me you haven't come accross it.....lolCheers Felonius
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wannabyummymummy
14 years ago
I like the new and improved version, nice to see you took people's comments on board and gave it some zing good luck with it
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RHP User
14 years ago
How is that new profile working for you MrWAusMan? I love the fact that you have been diving with the whale sharks...Made me jealous .. just a tad! Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
it's working great. Thanks again for the pointers.
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RHP User
14 years ago
you cheeky woman you just wanted to see that sexy body back on the thread nice going Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' you cheeky woman you just wanted to see that sexy body back on the thread nice going Hugs Don't be letting my secrets out woman!! Umm Mr WAusMan...Can you tell me more about diving? If you are a good scuba diver does that mean that you are better at going down than guys who do not dive? Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have read this topic with interest, considered all points made by all contributors then decided to go check out the profile. It took me a while because like a few of the others, I had to drag my eyes away from the pics and force them to concentrate on the words. I do realise that this is the new and improved profile as no where can I see mention of kiddies. One thing all you ladies failed to pick up on, and it is something that many of you complain about time and time again is the safe sex practise....... IF REQUIRED? Sweetie. Do yourself a big big favour and change that to ALWAYS FOR ALL ACTIVITIES. For otherwise I know damn well Funloving is not going to have anything to do with you when you get to Vic next and neither are many other women. One other teeny tiny complain I have about your profile is the amount of times alcohol and pubs are mentioned. I know you are a young fella and you did state that you are not a piss head but it does look a little suspiciously like you spend an inordinate amount of time hanging out at such places. . PS more pics of the bod would not go astray either.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' you cheeky woman you just wanted to see that sexy body back on the thread nice going Hugs Don't be letting my secrets out woman!! Umm Mr WAusMan...Can you tell me more about diving? If you are a good scuba diver does that mean that you are better at going down than guys who do not dive? Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
haha. No, i think that just comes from attwntion to detail and a desire to please....
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