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Re:Turkey Slapping

July 21 2012

Just me a very hot, well endowed man.... He showed me a technique of how he can turkey slap himself.....it was in a joking manner to break the ice between us too.... Made me laugh alot and now I have realized how hard the technique is to perfect do any other women enjoy/ dislike turkey slapping performed by their man on himself???? I laugh every time I try to perfect the technique ..... How do I overcome my new found fondness of turkey slapping????

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    If it broke the ice and you two enjoy the company of one another I say good luck to you and your man. I'm just curious to know what the turkey technique is? He hits his own body with his turkey? Haha Us men are known to make a fool of ourselves all for the attention of a woman.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hey Kizza, To make him grow,I make a 'V' with my fingers and place it at the bottom of his penis and wiggle both fingers up and down ,so his penis goes from side to side and grows. Be warned the harder it gets the more difficult it will be to turkey slap.Once fully erect you'll not be able to turkey slap. Girl give it a go on your man and let me know.... You to Kizza!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    myself to indulging only on Xmas and Thanksgiving holidays.,not quite cold turkey but almost.Practising the fish slapping dance may also helpx Hugs H

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hi Hesione, Hhmmm.... Fish slapping please tell?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    If I were you I'd just make sure I got turkey slapped every time

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Lol, that's gold! But i'm a little confused as to how you'll be turkey slapping yourself, and "perfecting the technique" unless of course you're turkey slapping yourself with your boobs?!?!?!? But seriously, if a woman likes have her man's salami slapped solidly up in her face then more power to her.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    well as long as its fun there is no harm in doing turkey slapping.....it can be done in a non-sexual way either playfully or to shame. definitely a good ice breaker in ur case. to perform it on himself is not easy....need to be very flexible i guess...and also well endowed ....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Seems to be a good way to break the ice - that's assuming you need to break it :P

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    13 years ago

    I'm gathering he has to have a larger than normal to do it.Makes for an interesting pickup line. For me any woman out there interested in seeing a sparrow slap

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I knew that yoga might come in useful. Thanks for the tip off :-) Come and watch ......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    WTF is turkey slapping. ? ( and I thought I knew it all )

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    It's when a guy who is semi hard places his hand on his cock and can swing it side to side and slap his groin area or stomach area..... Can you do it?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    By letting me turkey slap u until u get over it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Its when you slap someone up the side of the face with your dick, pretty exciting stuff hey.Cheers Felonius

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hey Jay No I'm talking about when a man can turkey slap himself not a girl....It doesn't necessarily mean slapping a girls face . Big difference, can you do it ? Not many men can do it ......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    now i know... Never thought of doing that. Next time l get a bj, l,ll try it. Probally get a smack in the chops.... But only one way to find out l guess. ..?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Slap me down like a dunny lid, I never knew lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hey' Excite' what you said is what I thought it might be but didnt want say in case I was wrong... Yep' I could do that, half hard and slap from side to side or up on the tummy... mind you' Id feel abit silly doing it with a girl on a first date .. lol ... could you imagine ? Not the type of thing I would normally do, but on request' who knows ? lol..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Now here I was thinking it was when a man slapped a woman over the face with his semi hard cock. Silly me. I didnt know that all the fuss in the media from the last big brother house was just a few boys slapping thier cock against their leg or thier stomach! I guess it really does take all kinds as I can not see the attraction myself and I would probbaly double over in fits of laughter if a man was swinging his weapon around with gusto!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    i wouldn't be on here ;)

  • WidowMale

    WidowMale

    13 years ago

    Turkey slap is a sexual behaviour in which a male slaps another person's face with his penis (the "turkey"). While the act of hitting another's face with the penis can be a sexual act, the term "turkey slap" refers to the act when performed in a non-sexual way either playfully or to shame, degrade or harass the victim. The turkey slap draws its name from the resemblance of the male's scrotum to the wattle under a turkey's neck.The term gained notoriety in Australia during 2006, after two male contestants in the Big Brother reality TV series performed the act on a female housemate. In the ensuing controversy, the male housemates were expelled from the house and contest for violating the show's terms of agreement

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Not only slap but if i get the right spot can make it pop too bit like a cluck or gobblelol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    turkey slap his back and when he went to a fancy dress all he had to do was throw it over his shoulder and go as a Petrol Pump

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    you have a weird sense of humour, love it...lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    What di you have with turkey slap ..a nice salad ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    well not until the novelty wore off.. LOL Quoting 'curiousgirl_MR' i wouldn't be on here ;)

  • clay1

    clay1

    13 years ago

    i can do that

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Never done a turkey slap on myself, but definitely like the idea of my cock being gobble gobbled

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Yes I can perform the self slap...also the loopty loop ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I had never even thought of it.....may have to try it sometime. Excite, as for getting over it, if it works for both of you and you enjoy it....why bother.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Well never knew of that term but do remember doing that with once with this girl but it was just for a laugh & it certainly did venture to further play. Guess it's a good ice breaker, not to mention certainly a turn on. I think just watching the person having fun with your cock is just a turn on. Damn just the thought of it makes me wish that i had somebody turkey slapping me right now.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Just trying it now, its hard though :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    all good fun at the end of the day

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Lost_Focus' maybe even some rice pudding for desert

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Don't know....but I reckon accurate non the less! Cheers Felonius

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    turkey cocks me thinksx Hugs H