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RIPPED OFF!

May 17 2013

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Cocks: They come in varying degrees of sizes, shapes, colours, style of cuts, pedigrees, etc. They are all not loveable but sometimes you meet one that from its sheer beauty you are just compelled to get on your knees and worship. Based on the readings from here and elsewhere, the consenscous has been that men who smoke or have a not so healthy lifestyle yields produce that has the ewww factor. And those who do clean living, give to charity, believes in Jesus and guzzles pineapple juice is bottle worthy if you but add a thimble full of Demerara sugar to it. From personal experience, I cannot deduce what the taste of the product is based on whether or not the man is a smoker or non-smoker, eat healthy food or has their own reserved table at mackers, gym-heroes or couch lovers, ....you get the drift.... It is always a surprise. My gripe is not about the ewww factor but rather, those who do not have any taste at all! I like to have my salty reward for the labour of love that I put in and if the reward ends up being tasteless and bland - it's just a bloody RIP OFF! Is it just me who sees the injustice of this massive 1st world problem? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    after I do my market research. Have to make sure data is current. Tough job but someone has to do it ...

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  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    I would prefer a sweet taste of jersey caramels or caramel swirl icecream please!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    to ensure the cock you are consuming is indeed cockalicious,ask your potential playmates the following.   Do you... drink alcohol eat meat,garlic onions,broccoli,cauliflower, or asparagus? smoke cigarettes or take medication?   any yes answers will contribute to a yukky tasting semen.   Do you.. drink lots of water,eat lots of melons,pineapples,cranberries,apples or grapes?   any yes answers will contribute to the deliciousness of semen.   The average serving of semen in any one gulp,is a table spoon...it is high in protein,low in fat,has very little sugar and is approximately 20 calorries per serving. It also is recommended to be taken daily as a preventive in Winter for the common cold. Cock sucking is indeed good for your health...also your complexion

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    to ensure the cock you are consuming is indeed cockalicious,ask your potential playmates the following.   Do you... drink alcohol eat meat,garlic onions,broccoli,cauliflower, or asparagus? smoke cigarettes or take medication?   any yes answers will contribute to a yukky tasting semen.   Do you.. drink lots of water,eat lots of melons,pineapples,cranberries,apples or grapes?   any yes answers will contribute to the deliciousness of semen.   The average serving of semen in any one gulp,is a table spoon...it is high in protein,low in fat,has very little sugar and is approximately 20 calorries per serving. It also is recommended to be taken daily as a preventive in Winter for the common cold. Cock sucking is indeed good for your health...also your complexion

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And offers himself for market research :-D

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  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    13 years ago

    I can't tell any difference in men's juice to be honest 😒 maybe I'm too vanilla or inexperienced??? 😞- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Dont use the word "worship" in here.......... some women get a bit narky.lolDG

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Caramel is The Bomb ;) GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' to ensure the cock you are consuming is indeed cockalicious,ask your potential playmates the following.   Do you... eat garlic onions,broccoli,cauliflower, or asparagus? drink lots of water,eat lots of melons,pineapples,cranberries,apples or grapes?   Yes to all of the above. So, does that mean it is deliciously yucky? Anyone care to test it out? Willing to undergo rigorous experimentation. Just give me the consent form

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You are hysterical girl!! And yes I can taste the difference. Smokers in particular have a funny taste. Not too worried if its a bit tasteless, better than yucky.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hey you ' .. how are you my friend.. Trust you to post something like this... lol...You know' .. I get all choked up when I think of you... oppps I mean you do.. umm .. get choked up I mean .. umm' oh never mind.. Anyway' was thinking of posting a sample, or would you prefer direct delivery... ? hehe.. take care...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Personally, having taste tested a smoker who drank a lot of pineapple juice, his was some of the best cum I'd ever tasted... Maybe it's about balance.So with general ideas on how to differentiate yummy and yucky that really aren't any indickation of anything... Now... How to ascertain whether a man is going to have the bland factor! Perhaps a questionnare on hamd for said sinners to further our studies...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    im from european background and we love smoked food ,,,,,,sausage fish vegetables etc ,,,,,,,,,,its usually a lot more expensive than plain tasting food ,,,,,,,,,,so why not smoked cum ,,,,,,,,,may be we need to look at it from a different point of view ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,giggles ,,,,,,xxxxxxxxxx catherine

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    From what my ex wife told me she could taste the difference after I visited the vet and had the issue of reproduction fixed, Apparently it wasn't as salty, and given I do love hot spicy food with lots of chilly a friend commented that she could always tell when I had eaten lots of chilly always had me buffered why she complained when some went in her eye :)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I am just glad women love it ( before i get shot down SOME WOMEN)   I just cant help but give in times of need...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    But the protein!!!! It's worth bottling and using as a moisturiser!!! All that liquid protein. So good for the complexion!! 😉Gypsy - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    and for me the taste doesn't always reflect the diet/lifestyle of it's owner.My partner was a 50 per day smoker, alcoholic, living on spicy food and coffee....and I kid you not, had/has the most pleasant tasting junk I have ever swallowed.....and I'm a drinker I tell you, I'm a thirsty girl!On the other hand, I have swallowed from the vessel of very healthy, clean living men and they have tasted very pungent/putrid. I'm not sure what it is, maybe Karma, but I find the less tasty spunk always cums in large quantities...none of this tablespoon business, I'm talking big glugs.Ripped off indeed, but OP I will take bland over putrid any day!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'll add all this to my list of shit to have surgically altered ffs....*eye roll*- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Freya that's valuable information do you suggest it should be printed on the package (ing) if so you may need to use acronyms to make it shorter!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Dont use the word "worship" in here.......... some women get a bit narky.lolDo you really not get the difference? Or aremyou are just poking fun at people's beliefs and values. Well more power to you champ. DG

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Poor ole smokers....bad idea that shit.... Hence why I do it lmao- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You can "drink me" under the table any time :-p- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Cause I can never tell the difference - must be my technique or somefin??I Like to take my man whole, deep throat that is, so I am guessing sperm goes straight down my Oropharnyx to my laryngopharynx and bypasses my taste butts when they cum.RIPPED OFF ALIRIGHT!!FOXYOf Freya...I must tell Nana to add a teaspoon to her Famous Chicken Soup - tis the season to keep ones immune system up!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I can always tell if someone has imbibed the night before. Dark spirits, particularly rum and burbon. Beer has a particular flavour too. Seriously though....a woman who has been eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice....her cunt tastes like sunshine on a spring morning.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'dickfullalove' You can "drink me" under the table any time :-p- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    That's worthy of tasting mine.... Just saying- Posted from rhpmobile

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