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Preparing yourself for sex
January 20 2015
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RHP User
11 years ago
Not much of a story if it afield to outline what the people in it did as part of their preparation. Or did you skip that part?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Have a shower and a shave 😝xxFreya
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
apply 3.75 kg of makeup..................
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Hottie1
11 years ago
Waxed, plucked, exfoliated, showered, deodorized, perfumed, moisturizer, dressed to kill ( for about 10 minutes maybe) and ensure I have my A game. I'm ready, Mary xx
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Dryphuz
11 years ago
Quoting 'anywhichway007' apply 3.75 kg of makeup.................. Mwaaaaaahahahahaha! Make sure i don't need to pee or fart... Thats about it...
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's so rare that it occurs, I have to spend some time convincing myself it's really going to happen. Does that count?
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
5 litres of warm water for the colonic irrigation.......or cold if its a hot day..........
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'anywhichway007' 5 litres of warm water for the colonic irrigation.......or cold if its a hot day.......... Yep, I use my showershot when I know think I maybe having some bum love. I will pass on a tip I got from another forumite, after you have cleaned yourself put a little bit of honey on a dildo and insert it up your bum. That way you will taste so sweet! Apparently the men go mad for it. Mind you, I have also heard of someone putting a mint breath strip up there butt as well.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Tara was darting around the house in nothing but lingerie and fell head first into a packing box, just her arse and legs kicking around in the air, we were in stitches, waiting for a FWB to arrive, maybe he was already there not the point. had to be there sort of thing. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
but I also might read a dirty story or two to get myself in the right head-space. Too many of them though and my men find themselves being ravaged in the doorway as soon as they arrive...
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'anywhichway007' 5 litres of warm water for the colonic irrigation.......or cold if its a hot day.......... Yep, I use my showershot when I know think I maybe having some bum love. I will pass on a tip I got from another forumite, after you have cleaned yourself put a little bit of honey on a dildo and insert it up your bum. That way you will taste so sweet! Apparently the men go mad for it. Mind you, I have also heard of someone putting a mint breath strip up there butt as well. I'll give that a run and wait with anticipation for some comments from down below. No good for outdoor sex, could end up with a beehive up your arse......
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RHP User
11 years ago
The reaction of the tongue seems like its grown another 6 inches the way they try to get inside you. :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Oh but what a buzz that would be?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'anywhichway007' Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'anywhichway007'No good for outdoor sex, could end up with a beehive up your arse...... Or bears! Or ants!
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RHP User
11 years ago
LOLOL thats it for me too.....natural all the way no big fuzz, hardly any clothes washed shaved, Deo, perfume,and im ready. hahaahhah.
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gazpacho
11 years ago
Meek.. lol. Use those minty fresh breath strips... you know the ones thin like a strip of paper... one on the pussy lips one between the butt cheeks... (and one for each armpit for those of us who like surprises). I'm a licker. I like to lick... spit and a certain amount of filth generally... so an ice hockey player who just finished his workout is ripe and ready... or a lady who has done an hour on the stair climber.... even better. But at the same time, I don't like feeling ripe, myself... so if I'm in for a real weekend bender I get a full crack and sack wax earlier in the day of course I use the tomato sauce bottle as well, brush my teeth... pick my nasal hair... trim my stubble.... clip those disgusting ear hairs... maybe get a full haircut and beard trim at the barbers... and then I use dettol anti-bacterial soap and a face washer to work in all the crevices... then a going over with L'Occitane shower gel... the Cedre & Oranger douche is kind of manly... a light splash of some cologne... no deodorant (for the armpit sniffers like myself) More often than not I ain't got time for all that and root on the spur of the moment... in which case a quick splash in the ocean is all I might manage. Salty. nom nom nom. HugsGazza
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Bears? Yeah no fun. You seen how those male koalas treat their girls? Let alone the scratch marks on my back.
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RHP User
11 years ago
just get rid of the cobwebs and I'm good to go...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Haven't you heard of the mythical drop bears ?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya79' Have a shower and a shave 😝xxFreya Shit, Shower and Shave
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Not much of a story if it afield to outline what the people in it did as part of their preparation. Or did you skip that part? No that was only a paragraph in the erotic story - not the subject of the story..... in hindsight I could have worded that a bit better....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' but I also might read a dirty story or two to get myself in the right head-space. Too many of them though and my men find themselves being ravaged in the doorway as soon as they arrive... Love it. saves on foreplay..... let me know I write erotic stories so might write something for you if you're interested....
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RHP User
11 years ago
In the brothel's foyer.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Likewise, I write too. Just ask if you want a read. Sounds like a good way to prepare!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'joder181' .... in hindsight I could have worded that a bit better.... Sums up a few of your topics.... lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
With a trimmer and with the "Cleancut" shaver, which is repackaged and sold as the "Pussy Shaver". Not prepared to wax down there yet... I even go as far as making sure the underside of my toenails are clean, but I guess that area is not exactly under much scrutiny during a play scenario :) But you never know if someone is going to have a foot fetish...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Feel free to hit me up with your stories anytime. I'm a fairly brutal literary critic though 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Enjoy (?)
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On_Safari
11 years ago
I hear he's much better in the flesh 😈 Meeks where can I get the squirty thing for my bot bot? Have a hot date coming. Nice ass Gaz.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I purchased the shower shot on Amazon I think it was. I bought the whole system but realised all I needed was the attachments as I already had a shower hose. Just make sure you give yourself a few hours.... That water can take a little while to evacuate the area, if you know what I mean.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting '50zcool' Haven't you heard of the mythical drop bears ? They are not mythical. But they are dependent on the amount of rum you drink.Had a few, walking through a park late at night. Heard something drop down from a tree.Wakeup an hour later.One left a condom hanging out of my arse.................
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RHP User
11 years ago
You know the one... A smoke, a scratch, a piss and a bit of a look round. Preparation complete! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
...sink ships. Who's been talking I wonder, Indy? On which note, I wonder what tight lips do? Float boats, maybe...
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
As Meeka said. Do it few hours before. 2 or less you are laughing in the face of danger. Possible entry in your most embarrassing moments reel...... I prefer the bag so I know how much and how deep.
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RHP User
11 years ago
As a tradie one of the things I always pay attention to is...........fingernails, clean, clipped, and smooth edges.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Feel free to hit me up with your stories anytime. I'm a fairly brutal literary critic though 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile Sure, I love a good critical review.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'hydey' Enjoy (?) I replied to your message... x
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