M59 F53
Poetry
June 24 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
There was a young lady from KewWho filled her vagina with glue.She said (with a grin),"If they pay to get in,They can pay to get out of it too!"
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RHP User
14 years ago
There once was a boy from Kilcoy Who had a yen to be a toy On RHP he posted only To be roasted and now he's a Sheep not a ram
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Smilingwithfun
14 years ago
The boy stood on the burning deck His pockets full of crackers One fell down between his legs And blew off his Knackers
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RHP User
14 years ago
He can play night or day, so come and have some fun so make your own way. i am at 1101...
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RHP User
14 years ago
HIM: Twinkle twinkle little slut, I knew you'd like it up the butt HER: Twinkle twinkle my dear chum Won't you cum deep in my bum :D
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RHP User
14 years ago
Okay, then, my turn,... ...Ummm, ... ...I got nothing.
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RHP User
14 years ago
When she was a little girl she had her special thing And when she went to bed at night she would slip her finger in But now that she is older her thing has lost its charm And now it takes her fingers and half her fucking arm
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RHP User
14 years ago
I posted this a while back but thought it could use a wider audience What do I want?How do I feel ?Is this what I want ?Is this how I feel ?Beautiful big boobies.Couples with toys.And big well hung toy boys who also like boys.Smiles full of promice.And scowls of contempt.The profiles march by and tempt and tempt and tempt.I'm only eighteen will you be my Dad.I'll piss on your face, please spank me, I'm bad.And then there's the one who's just looking at you.you message and wait and wait for your cue.A message ! An answer, the mouse is too slow, open you bastard, Oh please don't say NO !Oh fuck she likes me ! She'a laughing and keen. Should I play a bit coy or just vent my spleen.The world doesn't exist for the next couple of days, the emails and texts spear in through the haze.And the meeting, first glance, the hug, the smiles, the party in my pants !Her smell is alluring her smile disarms, the warmth in her loins is calling my glans.Leaving is hard, her eyes how they beckon, she want's me again, should I stay ? Do you reckon ?Home alone, with only the memory, of her whispers, caresses and awesome firm mammories !Turn on the computer, log on to the site, Oh fuck she's online, perusing the pages, oh shit, okay. She's been on for ages.NEXT !RR
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RHP User
14 years ago
WOW Who would have thought all this talent was hidden in here . We should all line up on the next Australia's got talent. Poetry for devients
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RHP User
14 years ago
There was a horn young man with the name of Rick,Who unfortunately was born with a cork screw dickAll his life he did hunt,For a girl with a corkscrew cunt,At last he found her and got her to bed,Only to find she was left hand thread.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Regime de Vivre, written by John Wilmot - the Earl of Rochester was (I believe) one of the first times the word "cunt"was used in poetry.This piece was written in the mid 1600's.(So mom and dad - stop with all that "we never used language like that back in our day..)"Regime de Vivre". I rise at eleven, I dine about two, I get drunk before seven, and the next thing I do, I send for my whore, when for fear of a clap, I spend in her hand, and I spew in her lap; Then we quarrel and scold, till I fall fast asleep, When the bitch growing bold, to my pocket does creep. Then slyly she leaves me, and to revenge the affront, At once she bereaves me of money and cunt. If by chance then I wake, hot-headed and drunk, What a coil do I make for the loss of my punk! I storm, and I roar, and I fall in a rage. And missing my whore, I bugger my page. Then crop-sick all morning I rail at my men, And in bed I lie yawning till eleven again.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'HIM: Twinkle twinkle little slut, I knew you'd like it up the butt HER: Twinkle twinkle my dear chum Won't you cum deep in my bum :D One two three meeks make three Brit spears - three uncensored international musical- three
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RHP User
14 years ago
i heard there's this lass on the net,her panties considerably wet,a dark room in her house,sitting wiggling her mouse,she's after all she can get...BA-BOOM..
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RHP User
14 years ago
ApolloThirteen wrote ~~~Regime de Vivre, written by John Wilmot - the Earl of Rochester was (I believe) one of the first times the word "cunt"was used in poetry.This piece was written in the mid 1600's.(So mom and dad - stop with all that "we never used language like that back in our day..)awesome history lesson.. you get a thumb from me!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Not as fancy as ApolloThirteen's 17th century poetry but here goes:There once were two maidens from Aberystwyth,Who made love with the lips that they kissed with,But as they grew older,they also grew bolder:Making love with the lips that they pissed with.xx Stuck
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'LittleRedEngine' awesome history lesson.. you get a thumb from me!! Pfft!A thumb?? Do you bite your thumb at *me Sir?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I read this one on the toilet wall in a truckstop once:- Here I sit broken hearted, Dying for a shit, And only farted!! I, however, like the following :- There was a young man from Thoona, Who loved to go under the doona, As he went down, Under her gown, He reckoned it smelt like tuna!! love ya work folks by the way!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' Okay, then, my turn,... ...Ummm, ... ...I got nothing. That's very much unbecoming of you jensman :p
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RHP User
13 years ago
but my sexual preference will be unchanged..Quoting 'ApolloThirteen' Quoting 'LittleRedEngine' awesome history lesson.. you get a thumb from me!! Pfft!A thumb?? Do you bite your thumb at *me Sir? actually...I do..~i shiver a little as i do so~
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RHP User
13 years ago
(can probably guess the rest)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' I thought to pen a rhymeabout a moment so sublimet'were a crime...not literally'butt' I took it up the shitter, really! Hehehe hugs... Mrs P There was a lady named Pear Who one day just for a dare Took a cock up the bum But found it was dumb To put a hard cock so far up there
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'HIM: Twinkle twinkle little slut, I knew you'd like it up the butt HER: Twinkle twinkle my dear chum Won't you cum deep in my bum :D There was a young lady named Meek Who thought she would try out the greek But she forgot there'd be cum Filling up her sweet bum Without a paddle she's now up the creek
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'LittleRedEngine'i heard there's this lass on the net,her panties considerably wet,a dark room in her house,sitting wiggling her mouse,she's after all she can get...BA-BOOM.. A horny old man named Little Red To a young girl had his cock fed She swallowed so deep That cum started to seep From his balls and out his dick's head
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12' He can play night or day, so come and have some fun so make your own way. i am at 1101... There was big bloke called Taipan Of kinky sex he was a great fan Until one fateful night His cock got a fright When his date was really a man
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'stuckinthemiddle' Not as fancy as ApolloThirteen's 17th century poetry but here goes: There once were two maidens from Aberystwyth, Who made love with the lips that they kissed with, But as they grew older, they also grew bolder: Making love with the lips that they pissed with. xx Stuck A man called stuck in the middle Thought he'd relax and have a great fiddle But what he failed to see Was he needed to pee And now how he'll diddle's a riddle
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Zsuza69
13 years ago
I cant even remember a joke i was told last week how the hell am i going to remember a limerick??????????????? i guess ill make one up get back to you later
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Zsuza69
13 years ago
There was a young woman named "Meeka" whom was "Smiling With Fun" at "Future Nomads" Who were riding "Little Red Engine" with "Hesione" "Stuck in The Middle" "Peachy Pear" & "Wowwow" took "Slinkey" while "Taipan" was venomous with "Jensman" being with "Toung Cramps" "50Zcool" was just passing "Hard Truckin" with "Loveman" watching "Zsuza" taking "Apollo Thirteen" to heaven and back mmmmmmmmmmm
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RHP User
13 years ago
Roses are red, nuts are brown,Skirts go up, pants go down.Body to body, skin to skin,When it's stiff, stick it in.It goes in dry and comes out wet,and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.It comes out dripping and it starts to sag.It's not what you think;...it's a Bushells tea bag!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Three little fairies came to tea, Three little fairies did a wee, Three little fairies put it in a cup, Three little fairies drank it all up.
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RHP User
13 years ago
There once was a lad from St. Clair, Who was having his girl on the stair. On the 99th stroke, the banister broke. So he finished her off in mid-air!
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