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Newbies FML!!!

October 16 2010

FYI - FMY means FUCK MY LIFE. Which is a frustrated exasperated statement you make when someone shits you. For example talking to a couple that have got a profile on RHP, they have a profile name that would indicate 'hold onto your pants, I'm going to shag your brains out." like fuckingfukers or hardcoreallnitelong. Turns out they have not actually ever played, and are a little scared of playing or going to the club because they think someone will make them do something they don't want to do? So are we all ready FML!!! Really, I said. Isn't that rape? "I wouldn't let it happen", Mr kinkyfckblowmyloadalloveryourtits said. I said 99.9% of the rest of the world would probably consider non consensual sexual contact as a little bit like rape! And the 0.01% that's probably a fetish which you will have to look for! eww I said go to Couples International. Salina actually got some chick kicked out of their the other night, because 'she' thought it was okay to go up behind salina and feel her up. I mentioned our little doo's that we sometimes have. 'oh no that's too much too soon. Too many people' Fair enough, I say, But no one ever will make anyone do anything they don't want to do. It's a low pressure environment. As are all the parties, events, clubs, private moments I've shared with people since we have been in this scene. Seriously people if you've not swane, swinged or swapped before and you have all these preconceptions that dirty old men are going to molest you. You're on the wrong site, this isn't the daddytouchmeup.com this is red hot pie. Grown up people, having grown up relationships, or single people going 'yeah i'm single fuck my brains out yeahhh, i love being single, i wish i was single too. yeahhhh.' So if you've not swapped before and you have in your head that you're worried that people are going to 'make you do things you don't want to do' then seriously do some research before you play. Go to a club with a great reputation, or meet a couple that have some great validations. See who it is they're being validated against. Plus get your head out of your arse, I know a few people who have wanted to play and have just never found anyone to play with. Just because you're dangling the bait over the boat, doesn't mean you're going to get a boat. Swingers have standards too, we arn't going to just shag you because you say you want us too! okay rant, over- now i really must clean the house. a

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RHP User

15 years ago

I got a cleaner twice a week so I could rant on RHP. Brae

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RHP User

15 years ago

I read all that and still don't know what your point is?

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RHP User

15 years ago

Swinging by its nature is always gong to be a bit unpredictable and there will always be a few who are just here for a look, but I take your point about the names

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RHP User

15 years ago

As long as you know what you are talking about and what it's supose to draw a point to ,,,,, cause i got no idea

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RHP User

15 years ago

Quoting 'SalAndy' we arn't going to just shag you because you say you want us too! you do, you want to do it, you know you want me ASAP *these are not the droids you're looking for* /jedi mind trick ;)

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RHP User

15 years ago

I read this and thought it to be exactly what Andy has said at the bottom of the post, a rant. xx Salina

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RHP User

15 years ago

Could it just be that said couple, as they are newbies, are maybe using the site to dip their toes in????Everyone who swings has started somewhere, and i don't know if many would not have been nervous before their first time!!As for rape...well as you mentioned, that would never happen, nor would the inappropriate touching.Don't know what else to add

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RHP User

15 years ago

Quoting 'sydneyboy3au' Quoting 'SalAndy' we arn't going to just shag you because you say you want us too! you do, you want to do it, you know you want me ASAP *these are not the droids you're looking for* /jedi mind trick ;) sydneyboy3au, I feel you could have also gone with "I find your lack of faith disturbing" and that Jedi choking... that's always a crowd pleaser amongst the Dark side audience. *evil giggle* NymphetamineDrm

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RHP User

15 years ago

Must be the week for rants? - but I do get your point about meaningful names. Perhaps they are just expressing what they WANT to be, not what they currently are? Everyones gotta start somewhere, and the "about me" section is where you can make it clear how experienced (or inexperienced) you are. We've often thought of changing our name....but we've grown quite attached to it and would hate to see someone else snap it up if we did (can they do that?). Besides...it is true (but probably most people could lay claim to the name if they had thought of it first!), and if we changed it to something more relevant like SHESSOMUCHHOTTERTHANHEIS, it might restrict our chances a little ;)

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RHP User

15 years ago

my nick is MissBJ....but that doesnt mean i will suck ANY cock...it just means that I like to do it.Everyone gets into this at their own pace.If you dont like them...move on.Simple.JMO...BJxxx

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