M49
Mature
February 14 2015
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RHP User
11 years ago
At least you know exactly what you want! Good luck!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Maybe you should tone it down to what is achievable and definite and then work on the things that can be changed. For example, start with Mature and plus size then work on the hairy, anal and strap on scenarios.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sorry, but I ain't letting my beard grow for anybody! ;-)
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Seachange73
11 years ago
hahaha
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'ralf74' Maybe you should tone it down to what is achievable and definite and then work on the things that can be changed. For example, start with Mature and plus size then work on the hairy, anal and strap on scenarios. first find just focus on meeting a woman you connect with. Do not put up a whole shopping list of things you want. Drives me nuts when guys give me the twenty questions about what I like , do yada yada. what I do with one I may not want to do with another. so the first thing is to look for profiles that fit your physical description. Mature , and luscious women. Then get to know them and talk about your other desires. One thing about hair, it grows, so what is a smooth peach today can have some fuzz on it tomorrow.ps if you want a woman to give you strap on sex, and they do not have a strap on then go shopping together, one size does not fit all.good luck honey
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RHP User
11 years ago
you're describing a male. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Haha. Lmao.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Scary thought buddy
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would probably omit the references to being hairy and loving anal, although you can tick 'Anal Play - giving and receiving' in your sexual likes. But state that you're looking for mature, fuller-figured women at least. Growing out her bush and pegging you with a strap-on are things you can negotiate once you decide you like each other
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RHP User
11 years ago
Your profile doesn't really reflect your desires...and your one fiend has a cock..a little confusing...perhaps a new profile pic..it's ok but something a bit more enticing..as Ms.Peach has said.get rid of the list,look for a woman who floats ya boat and explore together xxFreys
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RHP User
11 years ago
Freudian slip..Meant friend.not fiend 😊😊xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Technically speaking, we are all fiends on here....
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RHP User
11 years ago
No one can say you haven't got BALLS for putting that out there in this medium.The old scenario if you don't ask you don't get.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Oh please, give us a break. Do you honestly expect to come on here and expect someone to fulfill all those needs straight up??Just cos a woman is on here doesn't mean she is up for anything with anyone. If you met someone in a bar, would you expect the same?? Try actually getting to know someone and see where it leads. Rome wasn't built in a day, and if you cant be patient, then try a hooker, but expect to pay big time, especially for anal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Nailed it Ralf. It's nice to know exactly what you want but it is also good to know that the more things you have on your list the harder it is to find the exact person your looking for. Also, can you settle for someone who ticks allmost all your boxes .... Eg won't recieve anal for instance but is happy to fuck you with a strap on till the cows come home. Will you settle for almost everything on your list ?? Everyone has there boundaries and their bad points and in any relationship their partners good points outnumber their bad points but no one is perfect. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Araps' Nailed it Ralf. It's nice to know exactly what you want but it is also good to know that the more things you have on your list the harder it is to find the exact person your looking for. Also, can you settle for someone who ticks allmost all your boxes .... Eg won't recieve anal for instance but is happy to fuck you with a strap on till the cows come home. Will you settle for almost everything on your list ?? Everyone has there boundaries and their bad points and in any relationship their partners good points outnumber their bad points but no one is perfect. - Posted from rhpmobile Don't you need to get to know someone first?? Or do we all just rock up and do anal or anything else for that matter????????????????
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
My fantasy is to have two mature men at once..a gardening biatch and (hairless) naked chef. Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Its soooooo hard..... to not smirk and break into a bloody great laugh after reading this topic. IF that offends........ well..... hey, I can't help that. DG
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Smilingwithfun
11 years ago
But with the wrong content to sell
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RHP User
11 years ago
The direct approach is always good, not to sure how many women fit that roll but I would say there are a few. Seeking: Anal loving hairy fat old women with strap on. Do not know what the natural means but I am with ya, those test tube babies are everywhere these days. As for toys you should supply your own, you don't want her to rock up with the mega man hole breaker delux when all you are after is something like an un-intimidater special XS. Or the other way around? And fat, well you said plus size which is way to ambiguous for this place, Plus size what? Height, tits, pussy, bum, shoes, attitude, or all the above. But take it from me, making a reference to the size does not gel well with the crowds here as it's has its inherent connotations, sort of like any age, any race, looks don't matter, I am desperate, are you too?. If you like fat women you should go into the details as to why, you can not just say it you must prove you love it. Old, or mature (wise) as the two do not always go hand in hand, I assumed you ment old in age, as wisdom is not an attribute of those that will be attracted to your profile. Hairy???? again ambiguous, does that mean women that don't own shavers? Big bushy beaver? Lady mo soup strainer? Nipple strings? Delux deep pile leg warmers? So maybe you should try...Full figured beautiful ladies with experience. Prefer a natural look over the manicured and a willingness to explore all aspects of sexuality. Kind of targets the same people but does not leave quite as bitter a taste as your approach OP. Disclaimer. There are no fat women on this site, if you take offence to the word "fat" bite me.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You must be a mature bearded lady who likes to be wined and dined before taking it up the arse? Fair enough. I am in two minds here. Yes lots of women prefer to feel as if the guy is genuinely interested in them as a person and not just some guy's kinky RHP experience or the only reason a bloke is interested is because we fit into his preconceived kinky fantasy in some ways. But seriously folks, doesn't sound to me like he is looking for a love interest or an FWB. He is looking to fulfil a certain kink/fantasy, so I think it is better if he at least mentions those things on his profile. Otherwise a lot of time will be wasted meeting mature women and then bringing up anal and pegging afterwards. What would be the point? However, I suppose bringing that up after you establish a rapport with somebody is probably the best way to go... Make it about two people meeting rather than the pegging. Aww bollocks. So in the end I have come the same conclusion as everybody else. :-/
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thanks for the belly laugh....
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RHP User
11 years ago
....lol ...Foxy ..If you cant do it ..... what chance the rest of us ...& Freya Quote ..... 'Fuuuuuuuuuuuck and you're find it hard with that list. :(My fantasy is to have two mature men at once..a gardening biatch and (hairless) naked chef. ' FoxyFreya ..... loved the Freudian slip ... more Fiend than friend me thinks
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Trudy71' Quoting 'Araps' Nailed it Ralf. It's nice to know exactly what you want but it is also good to know that the more things you have on your list the harder it is to find the exact person your looking for. Also, can you settle for someone who ticks allmost all your boxes .... Eg won't recieve anal for instance but is happy to fuck you with a strap on till the cows come home. Will you settle for almost everything on your list ?? Everyone has there boundaries and their bad points and in any relationship their partners good points outnumber their bad points but no one is perfect. - Posted from rhpmobile Don't you need to get to know someone first?? Or do we all just rock up and do anal or anything else for that matter???????????????? Of course you would get to know someone and not sure why you think you wouldn't get to know someone from what I wrote ?? Nothing wrong with him putting it out there what he is after in a partner. Even if its a little different, we all have our things we like and won't just do it with anybody. The whole idea of putting it out there what he wants is so he doesn't mislead someone who isn't into that so he isn't just rocking up. Cheers, W.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Araps Quoting 'Trudy71' Quoting 'Araps' Nailed it Ralf. It's nice to know exactly what you want but it is also good to know that the more things you have on your list the harder it is to find the exact person your looking for. Also, can you settle for someone who ticks allmost all your boxes .... Eg won't recieve anal for instance but is happy to fuck you with a strap on till the cows come home. Will you settle for almost everything on your list ?? Everyone has there boundaries and their bad points and in any relationship their partners good points outnumber their bad points but no one is perfect. - Posted from rhpmobile Don't you need to get to know someone first?? Or do we all just rock up and do anal or anything else for that matter???????????????? Of course you would get to know someone and not sure why you think you wouldn't get to know someone from what I wrote ?? Nothing wrong with him putting it out there what he is after in a partner. Even if its a little different, we all have our things we like and won't just do it with anybody. The whole idea of putting it out there what he wants is so he doesn't mislead someone who isn't into that so he isn't just rocking up. Cheers, W. I agree honesty counts and and for advice what a joke
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