M61
Master Bates.
May 14 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
I catch my male flat mate out at it quite regularly. Mind you we used to play (he has a gf these days and is a monogamous person when in a relationship) so we really have no boundaries though he did confess the other night that he sometimes wonders what he would do if I walked up and started 'helping' out. Have i been caught out? Not to my knowledge either that or my work colleagues are to polite to say anything Kisses Focus
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RHP User
16 years ago
Your work colleagues!!! That's the spirit focusliason. I too had flatmate frolics back in my 20's when flatting with 2 nurses. That, in it's own, sounds enterprising and was indeed but will tell one topically erotic story. One of the girl nurses on her 23rd birthday(will call her Elle for this) recieved a vibrator from myself and a mate which was received with some embarrasment and denial that it would ever be used(naturally). A few weeks later I was up getting a drink and passed Elle's slightly ajar bedroom door and heard buzzing from within. She had not noticed me so I quietly entered the dark room. The vibe was flung hastily onto the floor by her and a "Hey, knock next time, what are you doing in here........" To which I simply went "Shhhhhhhh..." and groped around the floor for the vibe, found it and sat on the end of the bed and turned it on. Still in darkness, a few more protests came from Elle but in silence I moved under the covers and found a very wet pussy. With the use of my tongue and the vibe I brought her to orgasm in minutes. I then kissed her gently on the lips and said goodnight. I left the dark room quietly and went back to bed (and played with myself for goodness knows how long of course). Well this happened several times over the 4 years we all flatted together, and in the end Elle used to get up in the morning after such an encounter and say "I had that fantastic dream again last night Tony" (always when someone else was there to hear her say it - leading to much covert conversation about dreams, never giving away the true nature of the 'dream' she was pertaining to). There was corresponding oral favours for me from Elle over the time, but that's a whole another story.
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RHP User
16 years ago
thats one very hot story Tony hehe sorry iv never been caught and iv never caught anyone well unless ofcourse your talking...doing it while i know they are watching now thats a whole other ball game hehehe roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
this thread should be going off ... very titillating ... I think the subject title might be a bit off-putting for some.I'll keep watching though :)lilmiss x
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RHP User
16 years ago
by my nana when i was 14.highly embarresment.she said something along the lines ofleave it alone or it won't growahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Good one Earl... My mum wanted to know whyt my curtains were crunchy.. hehe. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
you boys are just too bloody funny roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Earl you are an original indeed. Sounds like Nana was pertaining to a plant of some species. Q: was she correct? I got the best (bad taste) joke in the genre of grannies. Not sure I should tell it here. Heard it in Scotland.
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RHP User
16 years ago
i think most of us want to hear ur grannie joke tony. heres mine - Q. whats the definition of disgusting? A. sticking 12 oysters up ur grandmas pussy and sucking out 13.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Might be a colostomy bag that 13th oyster. Actually what's the worst thing about wearing a colostomy bag? Finding a pair of shoes to match! Another Oldie: What's 50 feet long and smells of urine? The conga line in an old peoples home! and for the finale: What's the definition of repulsive? Going to grandmas and she's soaking her knickers in a bucket of hot water, so you ask if she's sterilizing them and she say's no, ........ Anyone know the final line? Want to guess?
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RHP User
16 years ago
dig the jokes. u'll have to tell us the final line, cant figure it out, my brain hurts from trying.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Can't recall ever being caught masturbating. Was caught having sex though, by her mother...that didnt go down well. Long time ago now.
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RHP User
16 years ago
...No, she says, I'm making wallpaper-paste! Gross, I know but here's another - Old lady being interviewed gets asked "So what did you do to make a crust in your day"? and she replies "Keep my knickers on for 3 days or more". Good one lovenlust, even though it was a long time ago, I bet both mother and daughter remember it. Though I bet it's never been mentioned (unfortunately for lots of reasons).
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RHP User
16 years ago
You do realise your flatmate wants you to catch him wanking don't you? I mean really... he even mentioned "lending him a hand" ... do you need more invitation or are you just not interested in him? Frankly I think flatmates should masturbate in front of each other regularly. You know.. develop a sense of household unity :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
...unfortunately for me i seemed to have devloped some kind of morals where the flatmate is concerned. He knows that all he has to do is say the word (just about anyword will do) and I am his for the taking. I am interested in the guy but am just respecting his boundaries where his relationship and manogamy stand - yeah I dont know where this came from either. Some one help me please!!!!!! I think I am I crossing over to the dark side. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kisses Focus
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