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Just for laughs
April 26 2009
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RHP User
17 years ago
i just picked myself up off the floor thats brilliant
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RHP User
17 years ago
roflmfao
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RHP User
17 years ago
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy how was I born?" "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your mum and I first got together in a chat room. Then we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload we discovered that neither of us used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete button. Nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said: 'You've Got Male!'" Robert Tanti
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RHP User
17 years ago
now I know what to do to get my systems back on line
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RHP User
17 years ago
thats an absolute corker...had a good chuckle about your joke with a couple of friends, we all agree it gold, pure gold...lmao
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RHP User
17 years ago
best to now install fwb they tend too have the best romance software
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RHP User
17 years ago
OMG!!!! Now thats a helluva gr8 read!! Brilliantly thought out piece, thanx heaps for posting n sharing with us all!! Nothing like a deep belly larf to make your day perfect!! Luv the responses also! Have a fantastic week! Ciao Dom xoxox
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RHP User
17 years ago
My understanding is that Husband 1.0 is totally reliant on Mother-in-Law 1.0 as its acts as a cookie server. However the easiest way around this problem is to get yourself an external hard drive. These can be found on many websites, but stick to quality sites like Red Hot Pie. Once you get an external hard drive you can install multiple versions of the Boyfriend package. The better versions of these Boyfriend Entertainment Packages are stand alone versions and will operate in the background. However some Boyfriend packages do contain viruses so its a good idea to also use a firewall otherwise you run the risk of infecting your Husband Operating System which may cause your Marrage 1.1 to crash. Hope this was some help to you.
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RHP User
17 years ago
If Marriage 1.1 fails then you will have to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 and keep it at as Entertainment Package while Husband 1.0 is being upgraded for a better version. Entertainment package can run for a long time with small downloads such as Swinger 2.5 and Group 4.5. You won't need these downloads often but you can always reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 as required. Good Luck!!!
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RHP User
17 years ago
Roryandmac, thank you so much. I had to pick myself off the floor from laughing too much. Brilliant !!!!
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RHP User
17 years ago
I really enjoy downloading the one month trial version of Friends With Benefits, until it runs out, then just downloading Fuck Friends one month trial version, then Holiday Romance...
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RHP User
17 years ago
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK) If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest Tapas wine bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutraliser-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available to those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. PLease take the time to inform your friends about this destructive virus. If you do not have any friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster). Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require more generous application.
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RHP User
16 years ago
is excellent... thnx so much for the laughs everyone! Can never have enough feel good moments in life!
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RHP User
16 years ago
thanks a lot guys...has anyone tried running husband 1.0 and upgraded boyfriend 5.0 at the same time?...jose
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