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RHP User

M35

Is something wrong ?

August 10 2015

Ive been on RHP for about a month now and literally had no meet ups :( any tips or reasons why you guy think nothing is happening? haha

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Profile I've seen.....wording is ummm unique 😛, you have mentioned about you, a little better description of what you're looking for could help also, maybe some more pics in your public gallery, get a little creative, your age isn't my cup of tea but if a little older,.... for me, I'd suggest let's see some flesh..... Unless you're here to compare singlet sizes???!!!!!

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    how you may well be? probably may not, no nothing is happening, never does, never probably will, worse as nothing happens. Tomorrow will be a waste of time, wake up on the wrong side of the bed, not even worth sending any messages, no one will read them, no one ever does, this is really fucked, only thing worth doing is masturbate, that'll feel good, open the window and blow a load out into the breeze for good luck, who wants to get lucky?... Need a good breakfast and get off early in the morning, search a pretty woman's profile and see if she likes having breakfast, eat or tea, coffee, might have morning walks, animals, maybe it's her lucky day, could send an feeling, a lucky chance for finding some cool shit, have to be half a dozen good reasons for any number of the fine women have in their profile, could offer a lunch time thing, have a chat, wonder ? and why not take a woman's list of likes and surely there will be something that raises a question or two ? Wakey wakey hand off snakey, there is a whole day of things happening all around and everywhere, might as well be a lucky day, use your noggin and find a friend for a start, half your luck, every other bloke thinking "wanna fuck" will have nothing much going on. A tall handsome bloke seeking in between the lines and an feeling from the start, as too who and where and when can one seek to make a pass, ask the way into a woman's heart. Chances just some words you find, every woman seems it is, can't resist a man who asks of her and tempted in reply. All the more, from all about them in self, a lucky woman wakes to find a message happened with some silly little question of inner them, begins a curiosity, lucky may it be that spark and peeked with interest, what else do you think of her and more for more replies, that's how friendships start. Would suggest that in-between the lines, words for her is maybe a start. Asking for a lady to answer and the spark, leave it for when gazing into her eyes and in between the sheets, questions such as when does the woman like her legs apart, that is more for pillow talk and what it means is.. luck is pretty fucking awesome and always all around us, you lucky lucky bugger. Mado Mado Tara xx

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    10 years ago

    I love you

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Need some more photos in your gallery. Looks like you have a nice set of guns there. Do you really have an "average" body? Looks athletic from what I can seeAnd your written profile about you needs some work. Engage the reader, not tell us how your were stoned as a grape. That doesn't get us in. The women here aren't after an acceptable bottle of wine, they are after a standout vintage that's worth savouring in front of a crackling fire.The fullness of it dribbling down their throat as they sip on your product whilst stroking the stem of your fine crystal glass. The reflection of the flames easily visible upon the velvety fluid as they swirl it around gently over fine conversation. From the sublime flavours of that sip to the lingering desire that become from well treated grapes that can exhibit exotic earthy tones that heighten her senses as it combines with the fruity scent. It can take her to a distant place in the Greek isles as she strokes those muscular biceps whilst you gently touch her bared shoulder. Wanting you to lean forward and touch your wine soaked lips onto hers in that first deep passionate kiss, laced with want within those grapes of which you speak............... Annie xx

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    10 years ago

    Good visual you have painted there. You know I don't drink much but am wanting a drink now! Lol. And that is how it is done!!! Take note OP. Pay Annie a profile building fee to turn your grapes into a beautiful wine.... Good luck OP and nice guns btw.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    http://redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/The-Ten-Commandments-for-writing-a-male-profile-48927

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    He is young and surely he would want to attract girls his age group. I think it would help you more if you write as a 24 yr old, not someone twice your age. Be yourself. Dont verbalise everything you want to do to the girl in your first message. Treat the messaging like you would when you meet a girl in a night club.( minus the doof doof music, so you dont have to shout)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Those arms are delicious! I like your opener, you have a sense of humour and wit. I'd say probably give us some more photos to drool over and tell us a bit more about yourself. Also, what kind of woman are you looking for? The more you say the better :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Ok.... so..... maybe I just don't get it... after all, Im not the target demographic you seek. BUT..... your profile description was just plain fucking weird. Still... it makes a difference from the usual ... "I got a big thick cock, loads of stamina n will make u skwert you won't be disappointed hehe" PS Writing a topic like this makes you appear like your have some kind of entitlement mentality.... as if just turning up in RHP, means people should be knocking your door down. IS your life like that in the wide world beyond RHP? (rhetorical)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Your profile is fine. It's all about the approach. What do your opening messages sound like? Send me one and I'll give you some feedback

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    It will attract someone who gets you, which is what it is all about. Good luck. The guys outnumber the women here 10/1, so it can be little slow....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Tried the T site? Apparently that will get you hook ups galore. A new chick every other night apparently... So depends. You after hook ups or casual dating?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    But you are actively sending messages to women right? I hope you aren't waiting for a woman to message you because that is probably not going to happen. Particularly with the age Of the women you are interested in.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Nothing wrong with your profile. It is totally normal not to get any action. You are fishing in a sea full of baited hooks that out number the fish by at least three to one. The fish a far from hungry, all the bait has left them bloated, overfeed, and lazy. They are not really interested in the baited hooks unless they are dangled right in-front of them, has just the colour, smell, and taste, and then they may only nibble and waddle on, you may not even notice they have nibbled. One month is nothing, some guys have been here years without luck. It works the same as in real life. If you have social skills use them to introduce your self to people, engage them, seduce them, bed them, marry, children, retirement, shared grave, or what ever. If you are a wall flower, nothing will happen. RHP is not free pizza (extra anchovies) for the masses, you have to work hard to get some. I would have thought that they teach social networking at high school by now.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Of ur arms looks as though you've been hard at it with both hands. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Whateverway' The fullness of it dribbling down their throat as they sip on your product whilst stroking the stem of your fine crystal glass. The reflection of the flames easily visible upon the velvety fluid as they swirl it around gently over fine conversation. From the sublime flavours of that sip to the lingering desire that become from well treated grapes that can exhibit exotic earthy tones that heighten her senses as it combines with the fruity scent. It can take her to a distant place in the Greek isles as she strokes those muscular biceps whilst you gently touch her bared shoulder. Wanting you to lean forward and touch your wine soaked lips onto hers in that first deep passionate kiss, laced with want within those grapes of which you speak...............

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You totally need to reword your profile dude. The only thing it tells me is that you're a bit fruity. .. Agree with all, lose the singlet! Looks like you got a smoking rig there. .... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • werdvus

    werdvus

    10 years ago

    Think the wine has fermented ,and its all a little on the vinigar piss ........common sensis is little fruity ??? Yea what u said unicorn99

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I dont mind the singlet. So you go with what you like. All WA people appear fruity to me actually... So I wouldn't worry about that.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Waits with glass of Margaret River pinot gris...........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Any hoo..... As always people will take things in a negative way. Can't help that. I mean what the hell Is wrong with singlets?

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Any hoo..... As always people will take things in a negative way. Can't help that. I mean what the hell Is wrong with singlets? They complain with clothes on, they complain with clothes off. Have a dick pic. Don't have a dick pic. Six pac, no six pac.OP. Have a piccy of everything, you can't go wrong. One of your arse would be very nice...............

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I like the singlet. And the profile is a lil bit adorakable. Major problem with the profile, has been alluded to; you're a guy in a site with a glut of men, and a dearth of women. I suddenly feel sentimental for passion pop.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Harden up young man , I've been on here for a few years , granted I'm a better specimen of a male being but , it's 2 fold , a// your a male granted your younger than me , but your still male . When you message woman what's the first thing you want ? I wanted to eat lunch on the foreshore ( but that's me :) in all seriousness I've developed over time I've established who's full of shit and I've made friends , the ladies on here have the right of refusal ( stacked numbers ) so just chat to people that are , a legit and B natural good luck squire - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    How easy is it for a message to be misread without grammmmar ! ? Agh who gives a fuck - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    is your expectations....unfortunately there isn't a lot of action 'online' - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Nice to see you post. Been a while. Seems you have mellowed. Like a wine with age. Xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Id say

  • precious142

    precious142

    10 years ago

    I am happy being fruity..........better than nutty......and nasty!!!!! Now - back to the post - nice profile, love the biceps!!!!!!It all takes time and patience, just remember - be yourself and be nice!!!Good luck bud!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    If youre looking for a nice butt pic check out bjj4life. Now, THATS a draw in profile pic!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    You dont miss much. Nice.......☺