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"Intelligent" conversations....

January 01 2010

I was engorged by the thought (hehe.. you dont get to say it like that in TXT speak) of two lovely ladies indulging in intelligent conversation while going at it in the dark recesses of a selubrious nightclub, where slutting is bountiful and anything goes. A thought, no doubt planted there by comments made on RHP (she wil know who it was), as I have no experience of such places (Yeah, I think I'm getting the hang of this.... hehe). But as a man, I suddenly felt ill-equiped to take up the task. Not because I do not think I'm intelligent, I mean, I go awwwright since the therapy, but (that's two buts oops) because when I am as horny as all fuk, my mind relaxes and I seem to have very little control of what I say or do, whatever happens just flows from the moment. I mean, let's face it, licking armpits is definitely not an intellectual process... So it is this realisation, that any intelligent conversation from me during passionate indulgences is struck off the checklist of attractive attributes. I'm guessing it's all the blood rushing from my head to my engorged genitals and the single mindful purpose of sticking them somewhere nice, wet and warm. That, I think is what prevents me from having an intellgent conversation... so being Male.. I wonder if we are all like that? Are you like that too? Is having an intelligent conversation during sex possible for a male? What have your experiences been... and please if you can, share a snippet of the conversation had, so at least we can all measure our objectives from his yardstick. :p Gawd, I love the word yard stick. It reminds me of a stallion. :p As for the ladies... well... do share. Are you the kind to make intelligent conversation during prolonged passionate embraces or are you also too engorged in the sensual experiences to think too much? Stalky

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RHP User

16 years ago

My dear deluded Stalky... There is only one answer one can give to enlighten you ( as you so clearly require it) to each of your queries Question 1/ OH GOD NO...NO...NO...OH GOD NO!! Question 2/ OH GOD YES....YES..YES..OH GOOOOOD YESSSSSS!! forever yours in RHP J xxxxx

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RHP User

16 years ago

Intelligent conversation is better saved for that warm, giggly time waiting for round 2.

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RHP User

16 years ago

It is true that women can multitask and there's nothing worse that a woman lighting up a smoke, answering the phone or eating an apple in the midst of what should otherwise be hot steamy sex. Simple things distract them, while a man's mind stays where the blood rush is… Lipsies and Trishie are less worldly that I thought if they are not aware what their women folk do… The male brain is wired to do things in a logical sequential order… take on a task, focus on that task and in orderly steps carry it through to it's full resolution. A guy can be ready and on the go within minutes… yet a woman takes hours. Probably why more men fill the ranks of the fire brigade. Women adhere more to chaos theory. Clever people have spent years trying to master that theory yet women are still as unpredictable as the weather. So there are no hard and fast rules… each woman is a rule unto herself… with idiosyncrasies and foibles to match their fancy.

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RHP User

16 years ago

Knicker-less and ready in seconds? Has the foreplay just gone out the window? :)

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RHP User

16 years ago

...when spoken to and then my brain is mush anyway, soooo nothing "intelligent" comes out

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RHP User

16 years ago

on whether the sex is good or ordinary. the former, my brain is mush, completely incapable, the latter...as eunich said, i'm capable of answering the phone, doing my tax return, working on the latest choreography, eating an apple but not smoking.

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RHP User

16 years ago

You all seem to be talking about having intelligent verbal exchanges during the actual sexual act... which still isn't impossible, in my opinion, especially in my D/s experiences, but difficult, I agree... and rightly so.... But sex with me ideally lasts long hours and isn't just the act itself (which is never a problem with girl-on-girl by the way lol).... and there is definitely room there for touching and kissing and caressing and talking while the passion slowly builds again and again and again... Talking in bed while you are so intimately connected to someone, while you are touching their naked skin, is amazing.... so many interesting conversations that you may not ever have thought to have while fully dressed... So you don't always have to have intelligent conversation, but it is possible...

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RHP User

16 years ago

I've got visions of a midget strapped to you in a baby harness... doing his damnedest...while you're busy on the stage mapping out the next series of 'So You Think You Can Dance'. We all fantasise over ladies who can do the splits and other forms of contortionist tricks. But dancers are such flighty things worried more about their body lines and hard to keep up with at the best of times. One moment they're over here and then the next over there... momentarily with all legs in the air. Though the rappers spinning on their heads is taking it a bit too far. Rather the blood keep the assets pumped up instead of a sudden rush to the brain, followed by a concussing jar. The old fashioned strictly ballroom, where partner keep in touch, is best suited to old fossils such as I, than some testosterone overloaded hoon whose crazy moves generally suck. Sorry Stalky and Casava about the sudden lack of intelligent conversation...

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RHP User

16 years ago

We've all heard about muses assisting the artistically inclined with their latest inspirations. So I wonder how much pillow talk and an upstanding organ has led to many outstanding creations? If the product be the many lovely creatures numbered here, then it exceed all our expectations.

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RHP User

16 years ago

while I can't remember snippets of the conversations, I'd say it is possible - though, erm.. and this may be unsexy, you might detract from the quality of the conversation. How intelligent a conversation are we talking? and what subject matter?I'm all for intelligent conversation as foreplay, even witty banter - I've got zero tallent for small talk. I find the deeper conversation is more intimate - you naturally move closer to hear better, the closeness breeds unintentional touching, brushing against each here or there, unintentional touches that are held, hands placed on hands, arms or legs that don't leave, until practically the whole environment outside your conversation is shut out. It isn't much of a leap from there to more intimate goings-on, but it is tough to have a conversation when your hands and mouth are otherwise engaged.A good conversation during slow, morning spooning and sex is a different matter...(yeah yeah it lowers the tone, but I couldn't help but be reminded of the Liz Phair lyric: "He said he liked to do it backwards, and I said that's justfine with me/That way we can fuck and watch TV" - Chopsticks, album: Whip Smart)

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RHP User

16 years ago

than kissing...then talking...then......then more talking...maybe something to eat...then some more talking....then something to drink...then more talking...wow!!!...what a fantastic way to spend the evening....,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....yumm-mmy....grins...jose...

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RHP User

16 years ago

Having had both "rip your clothes off and the only sounds coming out are grunts and moans" sex, and also " lying there, arms draped over each other or stroking the hair from her face while talking about anything and everything" pre-sex sex, I have to say there is a time and a place for both. As for preference, and please try to believe this ladies and miss Sophie, I actually prefer having that intimate connection one can only achieve from talking intimately while under the sheets, or stars, or brolly at the beach. The result is often a much deeper " connection ", and believe me guys, a womans mind must be involved for her to get there. it's not just the motion in the ocean that will rock their boat!!! Cheers, Michael

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RHP User

16 years ago

Oh..and don't forget laughing! And I dont mean laughing AT the person with whom one is sharing intimacy.. Man! I adore a guy that doesnt take sex too seriously. Thats when My g-spot is well and truely tickled

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RHP User

16 years ago

I go all gawky and teenager like heeheehee... aaahhh... Mrs P'

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amiira

16 years ago

i am a fan of intelligent conversation... however most definitely not during sex. intelligent conversation is something to entice your partner with before the heavy breathing starts. :) that's not to say that an intelligent conversation can't be sexy - a witty double-entendre will send the imagination off into the right direction ie. down south, but you have to still be in command of all your faculties to actually 'get' the joke, and that will become less and less likely the further into things you get (literally and metaphorically speaking).so yes, intelligent conversation before sex (peppered liberally with wine, cheeky grins, raised eyebrows and plenty of eye-contact) can be a huge turn-on, a kind of verbal foreplay. intelligent conversation during sex is pretty much impossible (at least it should be if you are using your mouth in the right place!) and speaking of places - Stalky, i doubt very much that two ladies would be having much intelligent conversation in a salubrious nightclub, simply because the music in such establishments makes conversation (intelligent or otherwise) pretty much impossible :)lv blinky

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RHP User

16 years ago

Whats wrong with you people, I always talk about the fourth law of thermo dynamics and how entropy will always get you in the end while I am banging away on Mary Jane Rotten Crotch :-) /\

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