M43
I'm back again
December 09 2017
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Your point is?
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RHP User
8 years ago
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
Ask exactly the same question in a post a few months ago ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
to change your name.. it MIGH help... Not with the latex fantasy...but here.. Try "CreepyGuy"
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
Is it though?? It seems like the same old. "Banging stuff around to attract my attention??" I was hoping for something along the lines of she dropped the towel and banged me on the lounge room floor. Oh well.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Not often you get me ripping out the popcorn, but this is definitely a popcorn thread *pretty sure Meander loves (insert evil laugh) being called 'mate' by some random in the fora, just saying mate
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RHP User
8 years ago
Walks through lounge clanging pots and pans together subtly displaying a little bit of leg hoping he'll notice and suggest you take her shopping for rubber clothing Maaaaaate
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Big bucket please here.....
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RHP User
8 years ago
If you're convinced she's keen and you're keen, trust your instincts and take a shot. Then come back and tell us how that went. It seems like you're trying to prove that you were right and they were wrong but you're still just jerking off to the idea so you haven't proved anything.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I live in a house with 3 women toothey all like to masturbate. totally natural. they all enjoy a fuck as well now and then with external sourcesjust talk about it!I mean, shit, I see tits and ass all the time, in and out of shower, etc. etc., purely because the girls are COMFORTABLE around me. I don't act creepy or anything about it. they talk about hard cocks and they've seen mine and...so fuckin what!!! even caught me having a jerkoff too!!but you know what...its kind of one of those unwritten rules to not shit in your own bed. they have respect for my personal space, and I have respect for theirs. if they run around tits flying then its worth a good laugh, not a devious creepy reaction.pretty sure that if they needed some help, they would ask for it if there was sufficient dialogue about it. its all about trust.:) PB.
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RHP User
8 years ago
oi, squish up a lil and let me slide in there for a spot on the lounge... someone pass the popcorn please, thanks, all good... now... OP, not much of an update.. but if you're going to persist, actually do something and have a change to post, then make an actual update.
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RHP User
8 years ago
what are you trying do say
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RHP User
8 years ago
She's just clumsy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
And you haven't fucked her yet? Dude, I'm disappointed in you. :(
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RHP User
8 years ago
You sure showed us I still think you should buy yourself a gimp outfit. Then walk around the house banging some stuff and she might just jump you, who knows.
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RHP User
8 years ago
and you are still single... baha baha bahaha
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RHP User
8 years ago
reporting my comments. Come on mods, so prison is okay, but Mother's basement isn't? 😀😉 Prison was my first choice but I didn't think it would be allowed. Can I just say that? 😇
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'romanticguy07' and you are still single... baha baha bahaha Are you really going to try and use that old chestnut? Yep I am single, by choice. The days when you could use the 'you're still single' trope to insult a woman are gone, mate
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RHP User
8 years ago
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RHP User
8 years ago
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'romanticguy07' and you are still single... baha baha bahaha Who are you addressing? There are rather a lot of us single folk on the lounge. In fact, I think your housemate just adjusted her towel before grabbing the popcorn & settling in on Annie's lap
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'romanticguy07' and you are still single... baha baha bahaha You are the one coming here telling us about a fantasy you don't have the balls to follow through on. You are also single, at least these people can find some action. You are wanking over a housemate. We are laughing at you.
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
You can't really call this an update Sounds like you need someone to come and sort things out for you. Tall
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RHP User
8 years ago
...and who says romance is dead? Try this again, Romeo....but ask a question next time. It'll go better.
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MsJonesy
8 years ago
Talked about is the interaction you have with your housemate when she has clothes on. What vibe do you pick up then?
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cleopatrababe
8 years ago
Salt Ill have plenty of salt on my popcorn thanks for asking - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Extra salt here too. Burp 😊
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RHP User
8 years ago
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RHP User
8 years ago
Spilt popcorn down my latex outfit......don't look now, may be misconstrued!!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
opinionated people from around australia... is that what we have turned into... want to see bullies, well go and look at all yourselves in a mirror
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
Quoting 'romanticguy07' opinionated people from around australia... is that what we have turned into... want to see bullies, well go and look at all yourselves in a mirror But you just haven't put up anything worth shouting from the rooftops. Nothing changed from your previous post. Maybe you should consider what you put down in writing before doing so - could make you seem less foolish. Tall
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RHP User
8 years ago
Two wrongs don't make a right.
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Freaky_Fun
8 years ago
Fuck me 😂 Earth Queen I'm just going to have to block you now so l stop spitting my popcorn out on the train 😂😂😂
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On_Safari
8 years ago
On Teflon coated stainless steel pots and pans, maybe she’s hinting the house should contribute to a new set? Decent cooking implements are a Godsend!!! 😇. Shit doesn’t stick to them 😊
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RHP User
8 years ago
Mistletoe is your missing ingredient hang some above the pots n pans lay in wait for your opportunity then plant a kiss on her if she responds you have your answer Disclaimer if you end up homeless for Christmas my advice sucks (which it probably does) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
If this woman doesnt unwrap a lovely latex bodysuit.... youre a pretender. (Try not to stretch it or stain it before you wrap it up though, eh lol)
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RHP User
8 years ago
I already offered to help you shop!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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Smilingwithfun
8 years ago
Days of our lives?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Well well well Maybe she has shampoo in her eyes 😆 Would explain a lot 😳 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Irish4u
8 years ago
Dreamer - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
"Is this Days of our lives?" Similar. Lays of our lives 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
WTF....i thought i was bad at picking up signals😯...... "Signals Jerry...Signals!"-George Costanza - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
So..I ve been in that situation where I was the lady coming out from the shower with that short sexy towel trying to get one of my housemates attention..was living with 3 guys at that time.. Well..it happened..quiet a few times and that was great God.. But the point is..I fell in love with him and been in a huge emotional field where I was addicted to him and his cock but obviously HE didn t want a relationship so it took me time to put my shit together and stand up and make up my mind about him. It s been 2 years now and we still living togheter.Nothing has happened since but I see him walking naked around sometimes and he sees me doing the same.we are just more comfy with each other. It happens so naturally .we had great time but that s it.. no more. I ve learned the lesson and honestly he s such a nice guy even out of the bed! Even better!Sometimes we should just think if it s worth it if we want to ruin something for a root or not.We have to control that sex button which can lead to a non return situation.Bad or good. I suggest you to Have a wank or...just call me ... i ll walk around for you in my sexy short towel..(that s a killer hey) and give you the best time ever .Ahahah. Let us know how s going ! Cheers mate - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Lean up against the wall near the bathroom door. Sexy like .....and wait for her to come out. She'll be shocked but maybe something will happen !! - Posted from rhpmobile
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
Quoting 'Peaner' WTF....i thought i was bad at picking up signals😯...... "Signals Jerry...Signals!"-George Costanza - Posted from rhpmobile This whole story is like a Seinfeld episode on crack. The soup nazi one. "No Latex For You!!"
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RHP User
8 years ago
Shizen I slept all night in a pop tent just to get a good seat and woke up to this? I've got a crink in my neck and my ass hurts. Off to 7-11 for a $3 strong latte and hit the bathroom. Can't do it here....this already stinks! I've got a hangover too. I should have left the good scotch in the bottle and not tried to pass the cheap crap around to everyone! I need a hit of the ''M'' scotch with my Breakfast Bean Burrito and Slurpy after coffee. Oh too...anybody got a toothpick? I've popcorn husks caught in my teeth! ...today is gonna be shit and tomorrow ain't lookin' that hot either!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Meander can I sit under you and sing Christmas carols? I won't steal your jokes...just your light bulbs!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Mate, are you that Guy, that is peering through the gap in a slightly ajar door? Or, is she just the type of chick that is quite comfortable in herself, and doesn't give a fuck and cruises around the joint in a towel? Maybe she knows she is exciting you? And she likes to do that? Just front her and see how you go? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Your joke is it? 😏
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RHP User
8 years ago
aware I was plagiarising. You might want to slap a patent on it? 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Apemaia' So..I ve been in that situation where I was the lady coming out from the shower with that short sexy towel trying to get one of my housemates attention..was living with 3 guys at that time.. Well..it happened..quiet a few times and that was great God.. But the point is..I fell in love with him and been in a huge emotional field where I was addicted to him and his cock but obviously HE didn t want a relationship so it took me time to put my shit together and stand up and make up my mind about him. It s been 2 years now and we still living togheter.Nothing has happened since but I see him walking naked around sometimes and he sees me doing the same.we are just more comfy with each other. It happens so naturally .we had great time but that s it.. no more. I ve learned the lesson and honestly he s such a nice guy even out of the bed! Even better!Sometimes we should just think if it s worth it if we want to ruin something for a root or not.We have to control that sex button which can lead to a non return situation.Bad or good. I suggest you to Have a wank or...just call me ... i ll walk around for you in my sexy short towel..(that s a killer hey) and give you the best time ever .Ahahah. Let us know how s going ! Cheers mate - Posted from rhpmobile This lovely lady has derisked your situation considerably seeing as you don't have to live with her if it doesn't work out. Get in on it, now you have no excuses. Well this series of threads has been way more productive for you than I imagined it would be. Kudos to you on developing a novel strategy.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I need to shut up and not steal jokes. Got it 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
He rang the bell - again, in much the same way as before - and you all came running.
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RHP User
8 years ago
joins everyone on the couch....someone pass me the popcorn please...😊 Mischievous lad- you had me in giggles 😄 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I have me in giggles too
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RHP User
8 years ago
Story of sharing a house with women can be a complex. I share with 2 europeans ..where one pretends she doesn't know anything about sex but love to have 3 some and walk in her undies where the other one says i wont have a sex with housemate as it is weird to wake up next morning and pretend everything is normal..so she goes outside fir her oil change and service..i don't understand this ..when i bring my female friends theybgo crazy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
What are you waiting for? It's pretty obvious to me she's keen. Women don't tend to stuff around after 40. Time is of the essence an all that... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
If I wanted sex with a flatmate that's what I would do 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Someone double check the OP ID please. Not sure he is old enough to be here... 😅 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Ask her to sign up on RHP and send her a kiss. 😂😂😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
You live im a house with girls and your still single hahahahahahah! Motherfuckr! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Liking the hot pie peeps its awesome. Lovin life now. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Full stop - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Am I missing something, you’d think anyone on this site has some idea what’s going on around them. The deal would have been done after the first eye contact was made. If he couldn’t figure it out by then he shouldn’t be here.... 🤪 - Posted from rhpmobile
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gazpacho
8 years ago
Having lived in numerous household situations, being shy when it comes to fucking your flat mates is alright in my book. Your flat mate has a home where she lives and feels safe. You’d hate to ruin that for her, right? Thinking about this: Sneaking back from the bathroom in a towel is normal behaviour, right? Making eye contact with someone staring at me as I walk out of the bathroom with a towel, does not necessarily mean that I’m hot for you. The fact that you have doubts and asked the forum answered your question. No mate. Just no. If she puts her hand down your pants and grabs your cock, then yes. Until then... think how awkward you are making this household. This woman is your flatmate and it’s a no go zone. Just like a workplace. It’s a no from me. Hugs G
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RHP User
8 years ago
Her everyday. Ask her? Talk to her.
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