RHP

RHP User

M52

Im In the wrong state

September 29 2017

I get quite few views from the ladies and stops there and thats fine... Just wondering... How come most are from all the other states 😕😕..are they less womein here from vic? Or are they trying to avoid a possible mesdage or flirt from me??? Do not worry.. I only send flirt to itouchmyself 😘😘😘 signed : itouchmyself online stalker Ahah - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    😂😂😂 omg laughing so hard 😁 You're a seriously funny guy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    When you say you're in the wrong state ... Are you referring to sobriety ? Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Oh well at least someone finds me amusing.... 😁😁😁😁😘 Thank touch - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Weekends were always so much better when i was drunk Im the happiest drunk ever... "look the house on fire... Dont care im in a happy drunk mood.." "you are a freaking ass"....correction... Im a happy freaking drunk ass Oh... Oh... I though of something... If im drunk and i look at itouchmyself pics.... I will see double and i can fantasise of twins ya??? 😍😍😍😘😘

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    The latest pics of me flexing my huge guns😁😁 That was with intention to become Lord Douche... So any suggestion would be awesome for me to get the title would be awesome.... Apparently the title is very wanted by many ... 😬😬 But i will become LORD DOUCHE!!!! Muahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    How to get the profile name you want 101 Just add numbers 😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I already got 74?dont get it ...whats 101??? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Does it mean because of 74 im already Mr Douch??? ...andddd would that mean itouch_myself_ (2) would be mrs Douche??? Im confused 😨😱 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    101 is a number they put after titles of self help or instructional books, or study/scholastic books. I use it to mean everything you need to know, or don't need to know 😉 all inclusive sort of thing. The technical meaning though is an introduction to a subject or comprising the most basic knowledge. But I use it to mean covering all. I_touch's version is a little different. But you might see books or e-books online such as economics 101 or How to improve your sex life 101 😂😂 My version of the latter would be better 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Im surrounded by smart ppl... 😰😩 I only understood that your sexguide version of how to improve sexlife should be my bedtime reading😛😛 - Posted from rhpmobile