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How thick is thick?
October 06 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
This is interesting. I have found that it is very difficult to take a pic of your cock and show it for what it is. Generally you need some perspective, ie: something that everyone can relate to the size of, but when taking these types of pics these props are not always readily at hand. I have found from previous experience that women have said that pics did not do me justice and that it was a lot thicker than it looked in shots. I don't think there is a right answer to this question, not a measurable one anyway. All I can go off is the reaction/comments you get from certain encounters. My ex used to compare mine to the diametre of the rim/lip on a coke can Would be interesting to see other's comments on this.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well, it's subjective...I suppose it depends on how a guy feels about himself. I reckon based on what others have said is average in other forums, that a thick dick is anything thicker than say around 5 inches circumference... which is statistically about average. Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
I would guess that an average would be roughly the thickness of an EMPTY toilet roll. Although i highly doubt i could fit it inside of the roll. but roughly the same thickness.Im only going off my own and the few iv seen. NOW thinking about it.....Im not sure us guys know either. I say this because every girl iv slept with has said im big.But Im almost CERTAIN you women say it to EVERY guy you sleep with so how do WE (us guys) really know ourselves.Much like when a woman asks if she is tight down there and we reply with the least conflicting answer. Cos think about it, as if anyone would tell you you your parts are not quite the best. Maybe there should be a measurement size guide lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
You know those measuring tools that they have at the post office? To see if your parcel/letter is too thick and you need to pay a higher postage? Well, someone needs to invent one of those to aid accurate reporting. A great service to humanity I feel.
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RHP User
16 years ago
would rather talk about Tight pussies versus loose pussies--any takers
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RHP User
16 years ago
ha ha ha.... I think we just found our new measurement guide thanks to fitnsexy LOL :P Guys, if you can't fill an empty toilet roll, then not thick... If you can fill it, average.. If you can't fit it in at all, CALL ME :P (he he just joking)
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RHP User
16 years ago
There are no loose pussys.....only *tiny little* willies.... Enough said....
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RHP User
16 years ago
hahahhahaha love bitten.....classic!!!(totally true but!! lol!)For thickness... it depends on the ratio to length...for a purely thick or thin measure.As for me...um....i like them about 2 fingers wide....the fingers being laid lengthwise along the shaft of course!But guys should remember...short thick cocks are great for pussies....long thin ones are great for asses!!Just my opinion...BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Not that i think i am extremely well hung, just average i guess.But i have heard from a few people that 2 inches thick, not circumference, just thick, is not a bad size.As for the two finger rule, MissBJ, thats not a bad call.Girls hands? or Mans hands?Cause thats about the size of it, with my hands...And agree with fitnsexy...hard to know what to believe when you probably tell everyone they are well hung.lolNotime...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Jeez, I was just thinking about it now, and I imagined a empty toilet roll being alot bigger than it is, then I started thinking...shit i'm in trouble, there's no way I could fill one of those! So I actually just got up now, and put it in, lucikly it was a struggle :D Just thought everyone should know :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
BJ..But guys should remember...short thick cocks are great for pussies....long thin ones are great for asses!!Totally agree with you there honey....My measure, is itf i can touch fingers only just its pretty thick, thats fingers wrapped around gripping the cock.Also if I cant touch fingers I knows its a big one....Would love to find one that I cant wrap my mouth around...now that would be a thick as cock, cause um I have a big mouth lets just say LOL....Just my 2 cents worth on a not wanted day off.....Princess
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol@ nfs351... I was going to do the same thing... stuck the toilet roll on my dick... then of course, figured I really should havew an erection to try this experiement so having realised that I needed to work up a boner to perform the required measurements.... grabbed a fist full of lube.... and damb if that didnt feel good..... hehe.... couldnt fit my nob in, so I still don't know if my shaft is up to scratch... damb toilet roll got all warped and damp from spit and lube.... and cum... oh well, there's always next time. Next time, I'm going to fit the toilet roll and work up a boner without removing it..... see how that goes. hehe. Tugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well im not sure about the toilet roll way of measuring and where you are all measuring from, but my opinion on this is an erect one if around 18 -20 cm thick at the shaft, well i consider this thick, which is roughly the same in length
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RHP User
16 years ago
runs off to find a toilet roll to see if I am normal...yes! Then tried a coke can....but of a stretch! ouch! Mars
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RHP User
16 years ago
"But guys should remember...short thick cocks are great for pussies....long thin ones are great for asses!!" Pity the poor man who is long and thick - just not good for anything, really...
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RHP User
16 years ago
ya don't need the toilet roll...i forgot what it is, but there is a dick measuring thingy, will find out about itand let ya all know, ya hear....give us a day or so...cheersjose
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've got a dick measuring thingy, Comegetme. :p it has three settings generally.... small whimpers for small.... loud gutteral moaning for large.... "Don't get any ideas about sticking me with that thing".... for enormous. Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
OK....after going back and reassessing my fingers....Im thinking perhaps two point five to three is more what I'd call thick.But really...if it stretches my mouth...its farkin huge..( I got a big mouth..lol!).....if it stretches my pussy its pretty big....and if it stretches my bum...well....they dont need to be that thick to do that! lmao!I measure length by mouth too...hehehe!Just my opinion...BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh great MissBJ... now all we have to do is work out what an average finger width is. sheesh... hehe... Oh wait.. this is some kind of a trick so you can get your hands on all those pricks isn't it! You cheeky lass! I know what you're up to! Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
thank you all for the empty toilet roll advice. I now have that stupid cardboard thing trying to choke me cock to death. Thanksagree with most here, I would not classify myself as well hung or thick, although I do have to use the larger condoms because if i have sex for 30 minutes or so, my cock is normally left rather purple and indented from a regular sized condom, which is hilariously tragic. Even though thats the case, I still wouldnt call my cock big or thick, its 18cm long when fully hard and i failed maths at school and cant remember how to measure circumference :( which ones which? radius is from the outside to the centre? and circumference is the distance around the whole exterior? which is where pie comes in handy. Damn public school education.that said i've never been told anything other than its big.....which means nothing if you suspect most women say the same thing.Asking someone to describe their attributes in a way to attract a mate.....but expect honesty? potentially asking to much.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just wanted to say....I like how you write.Just my humble opinion....BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol... Mrs P
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fl37ch
16 years ago
if your dick can fit in an empty toilet roll when erect thenit is definately not thick.... if you can put it on before an erection and while getting one the toilet roll starts to break open than this is a sure sign of a nice thick strong cock!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
GTX69... cute puppy 2 :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
just wanted to say that with the toilet role measuring devivce lol couldnt even get me head in !! an beat the lenght by a bit too.an i have never thought that i was that large when a few mates do me again .
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RHP User
16 years ago
Be damned if I'm going to sit around and watch GTX69 with all these hotties... without joining in. :p HUgs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
Found a penis girth calculator for y'all @ http://www.calculatorslive.com/Average-Penis-Girth-Calculator.aspx hehehe...Hugs Mrs P
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think the toilet roll idea has it, every man has an empty toilet roll in his house some where, for the two fingers thing i don't know, i mean i'm 6 foot 6, i have size 18 shoe, and my package can't fit in a toilet roll but its not as wide as my two fingers, big hands u know. As long as she cums before me its all good, size only means so much, if u can't use it proply then a big tool is useless.. my opinion.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh my, when I read the toilet roll idea I had a laugh then started sweating as I too had the notion that a roll was bigger than it really is...phew!!!Well I headed to the loo, stiffy in hand and had a go, woohoo no way my little fella is getting in there! Then I remembered someone had a maths problem with circumferences and such. Well I cut the roll down the length and measured the circumference which is around 12cm or 4.7 inches. Oh if you need to measure circumference try a strip of paper, wrap it around and mark with pencil and measure. Fingers, I'm a delicate soul so don't have those big thick workman fingers so mine is about 2 of my own fingers. 3 does seem awfully large though and ran it past the Mrs and she said she'd run from a 3 fingered penis!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol puppy. A 3 fingered penis...yeah...that would scare pretty much anyone i reckon....everyone would stop, do a double take, whip out the camera and send the deformed penis picture the way of the internet My puppy is now 9 weeks old...it took me about 20 minutes to track down a toilet roll that wasnt chewed to bits, not by him though, he's too cute and innocent....some stray dog breaks in every night, wee's on the carpet, chews up everything, then leaves before i get up in the morning hahaI maintain that size is only equivalent to where your putting what, example - a 1/2 inch bolt isnt very big in a 1 inch hole, but in a 1/4 inch hole its massive. Perhaps the size of your partners penis isn't the problem, maybe its the vagina I have my flame proof suit on.....especially for the last comment
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
I think i'm starting to fall for the toilet roll...Don't worry !.It's one of those nice scented kleenex ones.....Mmmm it probably won't last though....coz i've been dreaming about the vacume cleaner !
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RHP User
16 years ago
Awesome...yet another way to emasculate the average man...if it's not porn, its fuckers with fat cocks big noting themselves about not being able to get their head in (yeah, I tried it too). I just whipped out my sewing tape measure and measured the circumference of an empty roll of wondersoft. 5.5 inches...I could barely get my mouth around it...I would say that's pretty thick...and strong. HA.
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RHP User
16 years ago
.. a 3 fingered penis would be the toast of any swingers party though, you could really keep the masses entertained!GTX your puppy is way too cute to do any wrong, damn that mysterious night prowler! Our Pup never does anything wrong although I think she's jealous of us having a few 3somes as she seems to have claimed a spot on our bed. Not good for the libido having puppy dog eyes looking at you while you're after some action! Oh and no flame suit needed, Mrs Pup running from the 3 fingered penis must mean she's nice and tight, either that or I possess a pin dick and those Aldi toilet rolls are unusually small :)And here we go, damn rich pricks bragging about their lovely soft and thick Wondersoft!!! (Tongue planted in cheek here danishfishnetbubblebutt ;) )
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RHP User
16 years ago
Should I or shouldn't I??????nah can't bring myself to join this one , Altho------- the Alfoil roll is still waiting to be thrown out ??????
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RHP User
16 years ago
Missy dares the boys to take a pic of ya toilet roll caper, and whack it up on ya profile, so we can have a looksy. Dare Dare double Dare. xx Miss Honey xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Miss Honey that sounds like a fun idea but I think we'd all confuse the non-forum goers and maybe start a new trend, Versace toilet roll dick covers anyone?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Puppy, I already have me bedazzler ready and poised to sparkle larkle away. Even saving up me paddle pop and lollipop sticks and making some lil pom poms as we speak. Oooooo this is like grade one arts and crafts class. I can see a whole range of themes, we have fluffy animals, airplanes and other transportation, sci fi like daleks just to mention a few and of course the one and original sparkle larkle range for the man about town. I think this could be big Puppy, already on the phone to the Franchisers, this is going to be the next big thing after scrapbooking me thinks. Hmm now to finks of a name. OMG im clenched in anticipation. xx Miss Honey xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Miss honey. Your little flurry of excitement is precisely why women do not have a dick. It's a cock. You shove it robustly into wet and gooey things, wave it about and so on. You do NOT dress it up in frilly tinsel and bricka-brack like a toy in your menagerie or dolls house. You need a good shafting for being so irreverent! Doilies on a dick? Good God woman. What next? Hugs Gazza.
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Tam was thinking of making a winged doodle attachmaent, in honour of the late Ben Lexen ..!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm hiding this post from Mrs Pup as she does have a dark side ( has been known to like a little art and craft, I had to ban cross-stitching in our pre-nup).
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RHP User
16 years ago
gives new meaning to the saying "thick as a brick"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gaz was only ya measuring stick not bedazzling ya bits, but then again, finks the boys at the steam rooms might be impressed with a little sparkle larkle teehee. Sends Mrs Puppy some pattern suggestions for Mr Pup hehe. Tam me finkies i could make a plane for yours, perhaps the Red Baron. xx Miss Honey xx <.
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Cool miss Honey.....I'm so into The concept of those old bi planes.......I will have to get the Icy pole guy to drop a box of gaytimes at your house, so ya can start lickin......the saying " here comes the aeroplane" could take on a whole new meanig ? Also would i have to Tattoo a little x on me doodle after every conquest ? xxo Tam
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RHP User
16 years ago
I agree with some posts.. i havent read them all.. too lazy.. that it depends on the guys perspective.. and what hes seen to jugde his size..this also aplies to the girl examining it too.. if a woman has only experienced a cock the size of a glue stick.. then of course a toilet roll thickness will be 'thick'..conversely tho... if a woman was intially brought into the world of cock with a dick the size of an baby bottle or baseball bat .. then a toilet roll wont be nearly as thick.. So take it as it comes i say..
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RHP User
16 years ago
well seems i now know why i cant get laid. or only get laid once and they never call back
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RHP User
16 years ago
now every time l have to go and do the weekly shop l will never look at those box of 12pack toilet rolls the same way again..the thought of having each and every one of them filled up, makes me forget what l cam there to do in the first place... who would of thought the tedious job of grocery shopping can now produce such erotic thoughts.... would love to know what pipinghot has thought of this forum she started and whether her shopping experience has now been tainted forever.. lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I took a photo of mine next to a rexona can for a comparrison. I also measured mine with a sewing tape measure around for a circumference... 14cm is what im at.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Nice Work!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am very happy to go with the toilet roll standard. Where are we without standards !!! Some girls say ample when they are really not. It is a state of mind. Some guys say thick. How the @$#& would we know unless we are told so. Personally, i get told that mine is very straigh. Not thick, not thin. So i am going to try and find an empty toilet roll.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well Voodoo9 its been a very funny thread to read thru. I also tryed the toilet roll and my cock wouldn't fit in so I tryed the paper towl and glad wrap roll and discovered they all have the same diameter.Upgraded to the stubby holder,think I was dreaming with that idea,lol.So my search continues around the house for a cock thickness tool measurer. Mr Pip
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RHP User
16 years ago
women only care about one thing, the size of a cock they dont care about the man its attatcedh to unless is a huge cock. then they care of couse. most single men have small cocks because women who fuck men with big ones, will do anything to keep them. women treat me like shit for having a small cock, yeah likes its my fault.
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platinumcherry
16 years ago
well well lol lmao my ass off @ fit sexy lol as long as it touches the sides lol it shouldn't b a problem huh personally i like thick and and long..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Interestring topic on here. I couldnt stop measuring the circumference of mine now...lol!! Well, i found it to be 5.5 inches in circumference that is like 14 cms in circumference. Hmmmm.....whats ur opinion on these folks?
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RHP User
16 years ago
hmmmm well thats not very helpful how do you get it in there
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flange68
16 years ago
its not the size that matters , but how the tool is used some guys are great small cocks on the other had some of the big cocks are just useless , sounds like big boobs over small boobs , life to short to worry about it get on with your life an make the most with what you have got an enjoy the pleasures they bring
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'd like to add that bigger is not necessarily better... bigger don't seem to get as hard... in my experience at least... Cheers... Mrs Peachy
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kassmebits
16 years ago
ok, who put the super glue on the toilet roll!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think a good measure would be how many cinnamon donuts you can fit on your dick.... That way we could all say in our profiles "Um yer...I'm a 6 donut guy" or "I'm a nine donut guy" lol Sadly that measuremnet device would not work for me as I couldnt fit my willy inside one.....does that mean I am thick ? lol Perhaps one of those jam filled ones on the end ? More fun than a toilet roll. Dog.
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RHP User
16 years ago
yea i just tried that toilet roll test and yea my head doesnt even fit through it so how would you class that thickness wise?
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RHP User
16 years ago
My toilet roll fell off
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RHP User
16 years ago
They could start to sell them in small, medium and large thickness (the gap in the cardboard). You could advertise the thickness of your cock by only stocking the one that fits you. The gay boys would be hanging for the skinny ones from what I read, the straight girls, well they can work out the ones they want to marry (Mediums - so they are not sore all the time) and the big ones can be on dial up for when the hubbies is just not gonna fill you up on the night. Of course the hubby will only get his brown wings that night because that will make him feel big next to donkey dick that turns up (3 fingers plus I assume). There was a cardboard measurer that was in a showbag from sexpo I bought a couple of years ago. It says I am thick. I am also 3 fingers wide (i have small fingers though). So work that one out. I am also only about 5cm long when placid, but grow to about 15 or 16cm's long when stiff. I've seen 2 dicks placid that belong on horses. On football trips, I have seen the girls run after going into those boys rooms. I don't think they were quick shooters. Just hidden bazooka's. So what would be the slogan for the toilet roll that gives you your thickness rating. Rip and wipe and see if your host will tight for your type. or Tear and scrunch, is he too big to munch?
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RHP User
16 years ago
i have heard that the tightness of a pussy is the same dimensons of her wirst size.
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The_Wanderer
16 years ago
GTX69.....3 finger penis...? I'd heard of a fella with a 5 finger penis... His underpants fit him like a glove...*lol*
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RHP User
16 years ago
Some ladies told me "NICE SIZE" what it means to u???
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