How big is big?

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  I openly lol when I read profiles stating 'it has to be 9 inches or more'. I came to the conclusion a few years back that people who state that on there profile don't no what an inch is. I have personally shagged 4 women who stated that on profiles, all of which were then repeat visitors because I 'have a huge cock' really? I wasn't aware 7 inches was considered huge, infact its still 2 inches shy of what they 'need'.

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Well there are RHP inches and imperial inches so that's no good describing in inches..... What we need is a universal method of measurement. Let me give you an indication....   Based on previously answered forum questions regarding girth, we've established that the shaft of a cock is thick if it cannot fit within a toilet roll .... This is now a well established RHP fact, a panel of judges have decided, and no argument will be entered into... there are no rights of appeal.   Now, based on that observation, vis vis teh cock and the toilet roll and all tried and tested, I put it to you that a dick is considered "big" or "well hung" if said penis is thicker than a toilet roll but would also poke out the end of a paper towel roll, that is, if it could fit in... but obviously, it couldn't fit inside...., being too thick to do so... given that it is thicker than a toilet roll.    See, the thing is... with a common household unit of measurement we can establish a universal standard here for RHP members... These should even be shown in teh drop down list (are you listening RHP??).... and of course there's the added benefit of having all that tissue paper handy for .... you know... cleaning up after those erections once relieved.   Hugs Gaz

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  measure with the bunnings tape measure...worked for my strapon..lololol   silly kisses sweetpetite41

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Hehe yes well you'd think that a measuring tape wouldn't lie hey sweetiepetite but there is a way for guys to kid themselves and add a little extra by measuring their own way ;)You can either measure from ontop base to tip or you can measure from underneath from base to tip where tipically it will add a little more as there is a little bit of a gray zone as to where the base finishes and balls start.Personally i like Gaz's idea about a standard household measurement. Got me curious about the toilet roll idea and couldn't help but fuel my curiosity. Turns out i can't fit into a toilet roll.Who is on this panel by the way Gaz?

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Measure from the top with a tape measure ala Sweet and try not to press it into your groin to hard. Then use a toilet roll ala Gaz. Or a Vernier for both. Mars

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  hahaha I know men with small dicks say it doesnt matter its the way you use it.women who say it doesnt matter are only being polite.Ive been told its the girth that matters but I think proficiecy also helps ,but than again I havent been told that in a very long time being a single father and all.So its up to you,if it feels good and theyre good at it enjoy.Cheers

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  That said 7 inches is too big on occasion and on others just right...as for circumfrance...Ill measure it and get back to you...lol

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  if ya wanna measure your dick, or your strap-on or dildo...phhttt...whatever (oops, sorry, world's most annoying word)...get yaselves a dickstick!....measures length and girth...cheersjose...

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Well I must say that the standard of answers have been very high.  I guess that there probably won't be a safe toilet roll in Australia thanks to Gazza. Thanks everyone .  On a personal note re GTX's69 thoughts that I have never had a complaint but can you really be sure that ladies are not just being polite lol.  I also wonder if it is a woman thing when they say "oh my god you are so big", is that a standard thing that ladies say to all the guys?  Hey maybe that is another topic.

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