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Housework Shenanigans

March 11 2015

Hello to all you funky RHP members and especially to all the notable forum followers. How many of you are into or have had housework sex?? Tell me where, when, how etc. I personally have a appreciable inclination for it as it can be spontaneous, "spare of the moment", wildly wicked fun!! My "ex" GF used to wear a loose singlet showing loads of "side boob" in which turned me on big time when she was in the mood for a bit of a tidy up around the house. The washing machine must have been so appreciative as it received a great workout... inside and out!! I'm not sure who actually had the most fun, her, I... or the Fisher & Paykel!! I think we all did!!! So please don't hesitate to express your experiences. Nath

Comments

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    11 years ago

    Changing a light globe i felt a hand reach around from behind me,unzip my jeans and pull them down to my ankles.I then received a fantastic blow job from Mrs Luvsilver while still standing on the chair. Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'luvsilver' Changing a light globe i felt a hand reach around from behind me,unzip my jeans and pull them down to my ankles.I then received a fantastic blow job from Mrs Luvsilver while still standing on the chair. Mr Luvsilver Not only was the light globe blown... so were you Mr. Luvsilver!! Love it #WTG!! :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'luvsilver' Changing a light globe i felt a hand reach around from behind me,unzip my jeans and pull them down to my ankles.I then received a fantastic blow job from Mrs Luvsilver while still standing on the chair. Mr Luvsilver You didn't accidentally put your finger in the light socket, could have been mind blowing ;-)

  • QLDtwo4fun

    QLDtwo4fun

    11 years ago

    Never knowing when a teenager will walking kills some of that fun.

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    I have to say that I find housework really unsexy, the quicker it gets done the better! I'm like a mad woman when doing house work, everyone stays clear 😁 now when it's finished, well ....Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    if he was ever home while I was cooking dinner always wanted an entree of me, trying to cook and fuck without burning me or the food was always a challenge, but I do love a challenge, lol. Actually, I mostly told him to fuck off and wait for dessert

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A well known poster at the time,a Domme,asked me if I would be prepared to watch one of her male subs do some housework ..clean her shower with a toothbrush..she had to travel interstate and was unable to supervise him....I said sure why not.I watched him on cam,it was hilarious..he was naked except for a maids apron and cap..a short middle aged chubby man he set about his task with gusto...that shower sure did shine 😅😅😅xxFreya

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    I'd be with Mrsluvsilver, makes perfect sense to me.....💋

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    11 years ago

    Because I've done that. And it was all her doing for making pancakes in the nude.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I don't do house work, I have a maid shit maybe that explains why I do not have sex...dashes out to get a french maids outfit when i was a housemaid in a hotel, yes I got a lot of offers I refused. but no , I am head down and bum up when doing housework, and I sure as shit do not look sexy at all

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'LadyTuscan3' I don't do house work, I have a maid shit maybe that explains why I do not have sex...dashes out to get a french maids outfit when i was a housemaid in a hotel, yes I got a lot of offers I refused. but no , I am head down and bum up when doing housework, and I sure as shit do not look sexy at all Try head down and bum up with short French maid outfit and no nickers, sounds sexy to me

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    11 years ago

    The ex was steam cleaning the carpet one day and decided it was a boring activity and grabbed me. There was a patch in the living room that needed to be redone after we had finished. For some reason you don't get as bad carpet burn when its damp ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Quoting 'LadyTuscan3' I don't do house work, I have a maid shit maybe that explains why I do not have sex...dashes out to get a french maids outfit when i was a housemaid in a hotel, yes I got a lot of offers I refused. but no , I am head down and bum up when doing housework, and I sure as shit do not look sexy at all Try head down and bum up with short French maid outfit and no nickers, sounds sexy to me so sadie the cleaning lady does it for ya the cleaning lady shift, the hair in rollers, the fag in the corner of my mouth, the mop bucket and mop as sex toys, and down on my knees the scrubber scrubging....ohh you want me baddddd doncha big boy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Does "dancing with Mrs Hoover" count?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'LadyTuscan3' Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Quoting 'LadyTuscan3' I don't do house work, I have a maid shit maybe that explains why I do not have sex...dashes out to get a french maids outfit when i was a housemaid in a hotel, yes I got a lot of offers I refused. but no , I am head down and bum up when doing housework, and I sure as shit do not look sexy at all Try head down and bum up with short French maid outfit and no nickers, sounds sexy to me so sadie the cleaning lady does it for ya the cleaning lady shift, the hair in rollers, the fag in the corner of my mouth, the mop bucket and mop as sex toys, and down on my knees the scrubber scrubging....ohh you want me baddddd doncha big boy HaHaHa, absolutely wrong image (I was think nice French maid, long legs, short skirt, bending over, no knickers, damn tripped over the vacuum ahh). But hang on, let me get my escaped prisoner uniform on

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche' Does "dancing with Mrs Hoover" count? I have heard, on good authority, that you have to be very careful with Mrs Hoover (appears she has been around and well known). Anyway, word has it that she can suck you in, and be VERY clingy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    SG4U, nice one mate! 😆 (Psssst.... I think she may actually be a Cylon!)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Will have her evil way with you and then,she will give you a whole new meaning to being sucked off...this message was brought to you by your local ER 🐽xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Wonder if we will see a "Mrs Hoover" pop up as a profile? :) X 0bi1

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    As long as its not her cousin J.Edgar come back to haunt us 😳xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That would definately suck. But he certainly did a good job cleaning up all those bloody Commies! I heard that one day, he and his second cousin (little Joe McCarthy) were tidying up his bedroom after a quick game of "I spy with my little FBI" and they found a red under the bed! How 'barresment!! (I must confess, that isn't true as I just made that up.... it was actually a cross dresser's outfit). Xx Obi1

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    New meaning Obi to Hoovering under the bed..😂How times change.. The whole "reds under the beds" fear seems kinda cute now xxFreya

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    11 years ago

    is the dishes, and I'm damn proud of how good i clean a kitchen. I don't think even an impromptu blowjob would distract me. I'd be more like, "Do you mind?! I'm trying to scrub an oven here damnit!"