Gone down like a lead balloon.

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  NeoAndTrin

  9 months ago

  Sounds like some select people on the forums. I once got sucked in by filters on a female profile only to find she looked nothing like what she was. She then decided to share with me while I was eating breakfast that she'd done porn. Appetite gawnski.

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  Thesunlovingsub

  9 months ago

  That if I didn’t want to get in the car when my date had been drinking I “could uber home”….it was my fucking hire car 😂

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  Andrea_Sydney

  9 months ago

  Oh! I had a guy take a phone call while he was going down on me. One hand holding the phone, other hand resting on my thigh, clearly talking to his mum. After hanging up, still between my legs, he pointed with both hands at my pussy saying “I can do “this” for another 10 minutes, then I have to go home.” 😂

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  Blueflamingo

  9 months ago

  I once went on a date near the harbour, we went for a really nice walk along the waterfront and he was lovely. As we were to say goodbye he got really pushy wanting more, suggesting to give him a bj in his car... I kindly declined and walked to my car where he followed me. I had to forcefully jump into my car, close the door and drive off leaving him standing in the middle of the road. The only time in 10+ years I've felt unsafe on a date, never at a party. I can't say I've been on many bad dates over the years ☺️

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  seekandplay

  9 months ago

  Ok, so I’m not yucking anyone’s yum, but this one just isn’t for me… I met someone over a drink a few years back. He asked if he could pay me to come to a GP visit, hold my hand and watch me get a pap smear. He then wanted to do his own medical procedure on me and try to do his own pap smear. He had a medical kit for his kink. Just wasn’t my thing. Haven’t had a Prosecco that fast in a long time! I’m a little experimentalist for sure, but this one just pushed the limits for me.

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  Sawadee

  9 months ago

  Only just penetrated and enjoying the moment when my phone rang . Normally l would ignore the call but i was waiting on this one so l answered . The call was from a government dept advising l was successful with a quote id previously submitted.. Well the lady was still turned on and started amusing herself with her hand and mouth .. Trying to concentrate on both was too hard and l motioned for her to stop.. she smiling slowed down but kept things simmering.. Under the circumstances l think l did very well talking and receiving at the same time, and yes , we continued on from where we left off...

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  73bandit

  9 months ago

  I'm fully vaxed .

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  RHP User

  9 months ago

  I once met up with someone who looked nothing like his profile picture. I felt catfished if anything. He tried telling me that covid aged him.

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  RHP User

  9 months ago

  Just last week one guy told me that any woman over fifty (50) is barely hanging on by a thread when it comes to her looks. I am not 50 and not even close but I found that comment uneducated, shallow, arrogant and mean. There are sexy and attractive people, of all genders, above 50. I have met them! In real life. I knew I'd never see him after that. And this came from a guy with super skinny legs, who is very pale, had a bad haircut and a spare tyre around the mid section. It was weird seeing him naked. Anyways, never again!

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  Pocketrocket602

  9 months ago

  Catfished. Only took pics from the neck up, hiding the 100kgs+ out of frame. One date I met at a bar, his ex was there as well... awkward! Not as awkward as them joining us for a drink though 😄

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  Lustie

  7 months ago

  I once met a lady from another site, we were playing within a half hour of first meeting when I Literally got asked " Is it in yet?" I replied "Dunno, Feels like I'm trying to fuck a wet gumboot." we both laughed, kept going. 10years later we split up .

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  Ipswich_qld_dad

  6 months ago

  I went on a coffee date not long after a breakup and the guy I met up with was a skin therapist, he pointed out the flaws in my skin. Asking what's that on your neck etc. He didn't do my self-esteem any good at all.

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