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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  People often ask me "Is anything worn under the kilt?" "No" I say "Everthing is in perfect working order!"Traditionally, underwear is not worn under a kilt but if you insist on wearing something to stop your wedding tackle dangling in the cold wind I suggest you wear black or the main colour of the tartan you eventually wear. Isle of Man national tartan is mainly bottle green and light blue but the heritage tartan is mainly red. Or you could look up your clan tartan and wear that. But NO SHORTS please!!

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Is worn under the kilt. However, for the sake of propiety I would suggest some underwear as you are bound to have people like me who sneak thier hand up just to see.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I had the privelege of having a gorgeous friend throughout my final year of highschool who did (and still does) strongly identify with his Scottish heritage....he wore a kilt to our formal and wore nothing underneath (yes I checked...lol) however he would get very cranky with you if you wore something underneath..he too got married in a kilt and i have it on good authroity he again wore nothing underneath (his wife tells me so) Stuff proprietry and go with tradition - besides if anyone does check it wil be a very nice surprise on their behalf . Kisses Focus

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I think it is tradition to be free in the wind under the kilt...isnt the sporran meant to hold the kilt down over your manly bits?If you do feel the need to wear underwear.....why not have some fun and wear some female white virginal frilly pantiesthere goes my articulate and intelligent answers.....lololAs far a jokes go....you can steal one I stole for my Levity post now relegated to page 5.......Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." . . .......They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Have a fabulous day.....and remember, we want to know what you decided to wear on the big day!

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Last man in a kilt that I rubbed up against worse nothing but his bagpipes under there. I could only manage a squeek out of them though before he dashed off to do some river dancing. For your wedding I recommend you wear a key chain under there with a picture of me attached. :p Let's not mention what do you keep in the sporran! I mean... three or four 100Mg Viagra, some warming gel, a small bullet vibrator... 12 condoms.... a tube of Vetex for that sore mongrel you're going to get later.... I mean you can fit a whole honeymoon survival kit in there bro!!Can't wait for the photos! I hope you have a wonderful day.HugsStalky

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  15 years ago

  thanks to everyone who posted a comment on this topic. the sun came out in Melbourne, and was a great day. only problem was our guests could not get back to their different states due to the ash in the air, unfortunatley we had to cancel some nice people to meet up with. first time to of worn a kilt, and frankly it was great, oh, the wife looked pretty hot too ahhahaahha.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Sensational news and congratulations! I celebrated on your behalf with a weekend I can hardly remember.... but I will have to buy some new furniture!Very pleased to hear your wedding day was a delight and I wish you every happiness.What did you wear under that kilt? (and do you have any photos you'd like to share :p)HugsStalky Quoting 'northchina' thanks to everyone who posted a comment on this topic. the sun came out in Melbourne, and was a great day. only problem was our guests could not get back to their different states due to the ash in the air, unfortunatley we had to cancel some nice people to meet up with. first time to of worn a kilt, and frankly it was great, oh, the wife looked pretty hot too ahhahaahha.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  the beautiful, great news stuff...and also the photos!Where are the pics?Happy to hear you all had a great day......and it wasnt windy! You didnt have to worry about a gust of wind up your frock....well - kilt....butfrock just has a great ring to it.Hope you had your sporran packed with all the fun goodies that Stalky mentioned earlier.*cue the confetti* *.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  thanks so much for your concern, much appreciated, what on earth happened to the furniture stalky????? two of us wore Kilts, my son and i, have to admit he looked so much better in his than i did. he however was more reserved and took the option to not be a real man, where as i, who does not usually wear a frock, was happy to be naturale, and let it swing. only one guest a female asked if i was in fact wearing anything under the kilt, this was done whilst having dinner and i made the move to stand up and moon her, when i was quickly pulled back down to my chair, haha funny. lots of john smith and tetelys english beer was drunk which was also great. will get some pics up soon

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