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Forty Flirts later

January 24 2014

As you know I have been on again just a few days. The first line is please no flirts as I am not a paid member this time. I don't want to be a paid member as I will spend too much time drooling over naked men and not going out and about like I should be. so in two days, even with this I got forty flirts. I got a few messages, that I don't mind as then we can get into a bit of chat, and a laugh or three. some guys actually find my profile funny and do get it, so they say can they sit on the couch and what's on the TV tonight. some just message away so I said to a few, did you actually read my profile> Nope is the answer. don't have any sexy pictures up there to see. So why would a guy waste his hard earned cash? I guess its like IKEA who wants to read the instructions? I don't know why I put this up, as those guys that do that, would never read the forums either lol happy trailsLadyT the virgin queen

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gazpacho

12 years ago

Forty_Flirts_laterCan I borrow that for my next profile? I cannot imagine a woman of your calibre drooling over naked pictures of young men. Welcome back Tuscan. Long time no see. xxx HugsGazpacho xxx

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RHP User

12 years ago

I love your profile picture... you look so happy. The first line of my profile is "don't waste your message on me as I am not meeting new people right now." But I still get the odd message, I still get men asking have I changed my mind.. am I still not meeting people. And it annoys the shit out of me, I know it shouldn't but it still does. So when I reply with "no I am not meeting new people"... sometimes they respond with but don't you even want to chat online?? Actually I keep meaning to update my profile to say I am not interested in pen pals with strange guys either...

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RHP User

12 years ago

Did you know that one of the automatic flirt responses you can choose is, ""Message me sometime"? Saves you the hassle of even responding. . But we all know it's part of the game. I clearly say I don't chat and that all messages titled "hi" will get an automatic "no" response. The majority of men and couples just don't make it past the first sentence. I have made a template reply for every occasion so I'm perfectly lovely and polite with the click of a button.

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RHP User

12 years ago

You have the perfect profile.... Pure class, pure perfection.... Love hearing your mind on the forums.

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madotara69

12 years ago

send flirts to yourself, I send Tara a flirt now and then. he he Mado Tara xx

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'gazpacho51' Forty_Flirts_laterCan I borrow that for my next profile? I cannot imagine a woman of your calibre drooling over naked pictures of young men. Welcome back Tuscan. Long time no see. xxx HugsGazpacho xxx who moi? Of course I drool, I am in practice for the old folks home , for when they try to force feed me, porridge,so who were you in a previous rhp forum life? you know of me but I don't know you, the writing is familiar I have to admit. Its right on the end of me..ohhh never mind

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'madotara69' send flirts to yourself, I send Tara a flirt now and then. he he Mado Tara xx nothing like a bit of self loving. My flirts to self. Hbaby, no your tits are just perfect down there. silly girlHi LadyT I just wanted to say that your profile sucks, but the up side is so do I.Hi LadyT can you come meet me in the bathroom of the old folks home, we can get kinky and swap incontinence pads.

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RHP User

12 years ago

This is coinciding with the release of the new movie... Forty First Flirts isn't it lady t? - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

Yup the hits just keep on coming. And nice to be back lucky I did as that gaz fella can't steal all the lime light. I don't have Meeks perfect bum. So my talent is in the forums. Now in the movie who will play me? Meeks is Nigela . :) but just a little shorter :)

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RHP User

12 years ago

Nigella Lawson as Meeks??? Bahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile

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