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Finding the perfect man

January 08 2010

Welcome to *music please*...how to find the perfect manWelcome to our department store, The Perfect Man, Good afternoon, I am Jose (that is pronounced ho-say), your host for this trip...you have 7 floors to visit...now, just a few notes.......as we go up a floor, the attributes of the man you are seeking get better...just one word of caution...once you choose a floor, you may not go any higher...and as you are here now, you may never come back...good luck...*Lift arrives at the first floor...doors open*This here is our first floor...on this floor every man has a job...any one leaving?...no-one?...okay, onto the next floor*Doors close...**Lift arrives at the 2nd floor...doors open*Welcome to the second floor...on this floor every man has a job and loves children...any one leaving?...no-one?...okay, onto the next floor*Doors close...* *Lift arrives at the 3rd floor...doors open* Welcome to the third floor...on this floor every man has a job, loves children, and will please you any way you want sexually...any one leaving?...no-one?...Sighs!...okay, onto the next floor *Doors close...*Announcer..."we interrupt your trip to bring this announcement from NICE GUYS ARE US..."........*background whispering*......."Errr...you mean I'm too early with the announcement?...oh...okay.......*sheepish anouncer* "excuse me ladies, please continue your exciting trip"... *Lift arrives at the 4th floor...doors open* Welcome to the Fourth floor...on this floor every man has a job, loves children, will please you any way you want sexually and will not look at another woman...any one leaving?...no-one?...you sure?...okay, onto the next floor*Doors close...* Announcer..."now?"*No!* *Lift arrives at the 5th floor...doors open* Welcome to the fifth floor...on this floor every man has a job, loves children, will please you any way you want sexually, will not look at another woman and does not drink alcohol...any one leaving?...no-one?...NO-ONE?...okay, onto the next floor *Door close...* Announcer..."Errr?...Now???" *No!* *Lift arrives at the 6th floor...doors open* Welcome to the sixth floor...on this floor every man has a job, loves children, will please you any way you want sexually, will not look at another woman, does not drink alcohol and helps with all the jobs around the house...come on, surely someone wants this floor..??...nope??...ok, on we go...*Door close...* *Lift arrives at the seventh floor...doors open* Welcome to the seventh floor...this is your last floor and you must exit here....Congratulations, you are visitor 1 million, 4 hundred and seventy thousand, two hundred and thirty three...I am sorry, but there are no men here Announcer..."now?" *Yes !!!*

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RHP User

16 years ago

too mean would just like to meet someone who can talk cook and have fun out of the bedroom so that i am more inclined to do all my fun stuff in the bedroom with them

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16 years ago

I am with velvetbite on that !!!! enough said.. huggies sweetpetite41...<< wonders if jose is bored to nicely type all that out..LOL

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RHP User

16 years ago

Well you already knocked some of those back Velvet. So obviously you are after a lot more than that

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RHP User

16 years ago

i was just trying ta make ya smile...have an awesome weekend...cheersjose...

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16 years ago

Hey Jose with a silent H for HHHHHOOOOTTTTT !!! Fun post. Me takes self not too seriously 65% of the time ! The other 35% I'm fucked up like the rest of the population !!! Your post made me laugh, smile and think, "oooohhh so THATs why I'm sitting in bed NAKED and ALONE on a Friday night !!" Of course I'm wishing my HOT Jose was here. xxx Ms Saturn (in lonely lustful longing)

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RHP User

16 years ago

Thanks for brightening up my day Jose, awesome post..... had me laughing out loud while at work!!!

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16 years ago

thank you saturn and kitty...glad it made ya gals smile...and trish...ya so funny...still waiting on that library address...>>>...taps fingers on keyboard...looks at watch...yawns...ok, ok...another day then...gigglingcheersjose...

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16 years ago

If not for the 'wont look at other women' I'd be sitting in the 6th floor. Sorry though, I'm gonna look, doesn't mean anythings gonna happen, but hey who doesnt look.

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