FIGJAM moments...

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  Dryphuz

  11 years ago

  A couple of years ago during one of my other periods of unemployment and living with my parents my mum found my stash of weed, around an ounce, and later that night she went off her nut at me. I was pissed that she had been going through my things, but when your mother is incandescent its difficult to bring up a grievance. She wasn't pissed about me smoking, she knew that already, but she asked "why do have so much?!" I thought for a second and then replied "Economy of scale". Shut her up completely and effectively ended the conversation and we went back to watching the movie. To this day she has never complained about quantity again, she's a bargain hunter so she appreciates that it was all about saving money. For the record i don't buy it anymore.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Fuck I'm good just ask me ?...can't think of anything really..I don't mind a little one upmanship..I think that's what we used to call it.Or crowing..I love crows and figjam..you know the French one..yum.yum..best on sourdough toast with marscopone.yep love my fig jamxxFreya

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  a few years ago I went to the local general practitioner and requested that he take a look at my penis. he examined my member and then, with a puzzled expression said, "there's nothing wrong with it." I replied, "yes, I know, but isn't it a fuckin' beauty?"

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  ..at work. Seriously have too know my shit. Though I don't really think about it.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Milking

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I out smart myself ,,, might ponder that for a bit :)

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