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January 31 2014

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It's not often the media tackles the important issues head on, this past week however we have been treated to two such outbreaks in quick succession.The following is mostly cut and paste in case the hyperlinks get pulled ... so let's hear from the more adventurous proportion of the population. Do you mind having sex in front of your pets ?Some of the more interesting excerpts from the articles include ..."As I eyeballed the cat that was sitting on the bed, mere inches from my face, staring me down while his daddy pounded me, I started to feel strangely uneasy. Just ignore him,” he said, kissing me. We kept having sex, but I couldn’t enjoy it, not with the cat just sitting there. The cat, its head cocked to the side, refused to break visual contact with me, let alone blink. It was sinister, contemplative, as if it might be thinking, “Soon...” while concocting some diabolical plot to annihilate me.""Our animal instincts should not compromise the dog's innocence""Everyone has a friend, a friend of a friend, or a Russell Brand who has a story about feeling a nice wet sensation on their nutsack midsex, only to realize that a dog had somehow wandered into the room and decided to have a suckle. Having a gangbang with an animal is weird—and also illegal.""I probably wouldn't stop unless it tried to get involved""How do you explain the uneasiness I felt when a sexy splash in the river with a boyfriend was interrupted by our spotting a slovenly kangaroo lounging up the bank? It was staring. It had no tact. But it wasn't a pet, and I definitely didn't imagine its lewd gaze"

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    But then mine are mere little fishies and they're probably jealous that I can get wetter than them at times :P - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    I had a lover who's fantasy was always to have sex on a beach on a deserted tropical island. We would go by boat to a cave on an isolated beach on the river where we would "go native" . In the middle of our adventure we heard rustling noises to the side of us. I looked across and saw 2 very large goannas a metre away . One just stared at me and the other rifled through our goodie bag and made off with a butt plug . No way was I going to get up and chase them . - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I can say "Yes, I mind!" It sure has happened dozens of times though. And a few months back I learned the hard way not to leave a condom on the floor afterwards...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It can be very off-putting! I don't think my dog really enjoys watching though. Infact, most of the time, if he is around, he just sighs heavily in disgust, as if to say "Again?? Really?" and wanders out of the room. . Flirty x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The fish in my tank enjoyed a lovely view of her boobs rhythmically pressed against the glass :D - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I read a sign for the gate reading "Beware of the Dog..... The Cat is also Untrustworthy!" Relevant sign for inside the house as well, so it seems.... 😄

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I don't even like masturbating in front of the two big stuffed animals I have on my bed. Seriously, I turn them around so they're facing away from me, otherwise it feels like they're silently judging me

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  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    I'm with you on the Teddy Bear thing.. It's aery knowing that two beady eyes are watching. Lucky they can't talk... FOXY

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm not really an animal person. So no weird experiences thank goodness. But the rule for me if there are animals in a woman's house- the door gets locked, I find it weird being watched by an animal not to mention the fear of the dog thinking I was hurting its mummy and biting me

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have to lock my cats out. (Are you two kidding about the stuffed toys!! PMSL)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sorry to go off topic but the toy comments remind me of my love for scary movies in my younger years. Funny how I can't watch them any more without the Mute button lol - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    It annoys the bejeezus out of me.The cat keeps eyeing off my testicles when I'm wanking. HugsGazpacho

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  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Unrushed1' I read a sign for the gate reading "Beware of the Dog..... The Cat is also Untrustworthy!" Relevant sign for inside the house as well, so it seems.... 😄 the one I saw was "Beware of the dog.... the cat is also dodgy as fuck". We live in different neighbourhoods! HugsGazpacho

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  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    laying on the bedroom floor with my puppy around. The crutch seems to go missing. FOXY

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    We get uncomfortable in front of the dog, but will happily put on a show at a party or club. Weirded hey?

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  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    12 years ago

    When we are doing the dirty, she doesn't seem to like it at all

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Many years ago when I was far more adventurous than I am now, I was doing tequila body shots with my girlfriend. We were pretty wrapped up in what we were doing and didn't notice the cat jump on the bed until it decided to lick the salt of my girlfriends thigh. Bit of a mood killer but luckily we were resilient and played on through.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I had the unfortunate pleasure of walking in on mates watching dubious "Euro" porn when I was younger .... can't even look at a cork-screw without experiencing vivid flash-backs Needless to say ladies do NOT kneel down naked in front of a 200kg Boer ... they know exactly what to do and would put the most hardened "jack rabbiter" out of action for weeks.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have a rather extensive reptile collection and one of our quarantine stations is in our bedroom...on my side of the bed actually. One of the boys new favourite pass time is to follow my every movement and and just stare at me...it's unnerving...and off putting...haha...I actually cover the front of his tub with a towel now... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    one of the cats sleeps in our room and when she gets locked out because we are busy gets very grumpy indeed. as soon as we open the door she strides in and glares at us for a long time

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sorry dogs and sex in any situation is very very wrong lol

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Doubly awkward when you get into Puppyboy play with your submissive. Bio-dogs definitely must stay outside for that, far too confusing for the poor things and dangerous for the puppyboy. Nothing like running through a training regime, ditching the 'puppy' part and banging the 'boy' part on the living room floor and looking up to find the bio-dog staring longingly in through the window at the puppyboy's toys and bowl. xx Sarah

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