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Dirty Talk

October 20 2009

I'm a lover of dirty talk in the bedroom... which can range from the mild "oh yes...god.. yes...more" to the slightly more extreme "baby I'm going to fuck you long and hard and cum on your face you dirty little slut" :P ....and lots lots more things in between.... just as long as it's not complete silence :P   I also like to write explicit little sexy notes when I'm in the mood and slip them into a guy's suit jacket or PC case, I know he'll be calling me as soon as he gets them for a little hot dirty talk on the phone lol    So, do you like dirty talk too? What are the words that get you hottest? What do you love to say or hear whispered in your ear in the heat of the moment?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I'm attracted to spontaneity.... so I really like dirty talk when I'm well into getting off.. you know, like when a woman wispers in my ear "that's it, fuck him hard"..... and "now take it out of his arse and shove it straight into mine. Show him how deep I can take it" .... etc... otherwise... it just feels a bit artificial telling someone what you are going to do, while you know.. sitting around having coffee. Most people just laugh in my face when I start saying stuff.... you know.. I'm straight out of a B grade porn or a 1970's Benny Hill skit.... Of course, this doesn't discourage me..... but it is sometimes difficult to concentrate when my lover feels like rolling around on the floor laughing... and I guess this is why I often indulge in wrestling..... :p ... with penetration.. and licking!   HUgs Gaz

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hi Sophie.. Im with u all the way..Nothin better than dirty talk..... On the flip side theres nothin worse than no talk....   Hey can u send me one of those dirty notes...lol   Cheers

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    I was going to reply to this forum, but then i started thinking about Gaz and I doing a DP with Sophie, Gaz was on the bottom,Sophie was reverse cowgirl, talking like Queen Elizabeth, and I completly lost my train of thought.   Umnn Sory !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Gaz! Ummm....that's why I wrote "heat of the moment" lol... it's always best in bed...in your sexiest voice.. shaking with with passion and desire... yeah...it sort of loses something over coffee for sure... but not over the kitchen sink when he's telling you to "bend over futher, arch that back, show me how much you want it"  lol :P   Tam! Snap out of it and keep talking to me like that baby!! mmmmmm :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    SIlence makes you wonder what they are thinking or if they are enjoying it at all. Dirty talk is good, any talk is alright if about the right subject.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Yup I cant stand complete silence.  Drives me insane, and I get bored.  Yum to dirty talk though, at the right time and place.   I do the notes too, and the norty poems and erotic stories as well.   Foreplay can start days earlier, doesnt have to be done when ya hit the bed.  It's sexier, and more passionate with a build up.   xx Miss Honey xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    "cant wait to have big hard cock inside me" is always a good starter and seems to get me guy even harder so he must love it... oooh and when he cums..."fill me up "" mmmmmm!! lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Lmfao Tammy! It's 5am in the morning. I've just woken up in a horribly sticky warm wet puddle of cum.... You and Sophie have me strapped down to a bed. Sophie's wearing an enormous trap on... and you and she are talking filthy to each other, words the likes of which would make a sailor blush, your both alternating on my face my cock or my arse.... you seem to be having an argument and wrestling over which position is best so you both keep swapping around... and It's impossible for me to speak with a mouth full or a tongue full... it's all I can do to make munching noises and hum the national anthem, oh and moan! Take it easy with that thing Sophie! hehe. I need more sleep, Jeese. Hehe Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Dirty talk love it....   Sweet and soft at first than as things heat up so should the words... Moans and groans and sharing how your feeling as you do things to each other,  love it... but to much talk gets distracting, so the balance is good to achieve...   Silence is boring,,, it's 'god damn' boring!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I COULD NEVER GET IT TO IT AH YEAH BABY DO IT TO ME MAYBE IM NOT THAT VOCAL IN THE BED ROOM IT LIKE TELLING A BLOKE HE HAS A BIG DICK WHEN ITS LITTLE   OR HAVING TO FAKE AN ORGASAM OH YES OH YES   UNLESS YOUR REALLY INTO IT WHAT IS WITH THIS DIRTY TALK   I WENT TO A SWINGERS PARTIE ONE NIGHT WITH A MATE I COULDNT GET INTO IT I WAS REALLY TURNED OF WHEN I HEARD THIS BIRD GOING OF TAP   SHE SOUNDED LIKE SHE WAS A ZOO ANIMAL WITH THE MOANING AND GROANING AND THE THINGS THAT WAS COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH I COULD STOP LAUGHING   I THINK YOU HAVE REACH ORGASAM WITH OUT ALL THAT DIRTY TALK IT CAN PUT SOMEPEOPLE OFF YOU MIGHT BE INTO IT BUT YOUR PARTNER MAY NOT BE   EACH TO THERE OWN I GUESS LVE BOK

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Yessss...   My man done the lil note thing just last week... suggesting what I will be in for at sometime through the day... then he would ring me just to  keep things sizzling..  telling me how he's going to eat me for lunch before laying me down to fuck  this sexly lil hoare stupid.. by the time he walked through the door we are both so hyped he just swept me off my feet and went about all the things he said he was going to do and more...  the dirty talk exchanged was full on before leading to explosive climax...( some of the things said at these times surely didnt come from this ladies mouth  lol ) Then he just goes back to work as if nothing happened leaving me limp and wanting to sleep...  He doesnt do this all the time... but when he does it nearly always catches me offguard.. getting me hot with expectation...  yep'  it works for us.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Agree with you totally Miss Honey..nothin better than the sexy chat/email/text....really builds it up..... Then meet and go BANG....  Cheers..xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Love the dirty talk, and the dirtier the better sometimes.Note to new guys looking to get into it-"Oh, you like being fucked like a little slut" is AWSOME in the heat of passion!The same phrase mentioned over the breakfast table, is likely toget you bruised balls and a nice pair of shiny black eyes!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'roughfukr1' The same phrase mentioned over the breakfast table, is likely toget you bruised balls and a nice pair of shiny black eyes! damn! I dunno about the black eyes, but that must be some SUPER hot and slamming hard sex at brekky to bruise your balls...*cheerfully missing the point*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Trisl there are heaps of places to hide a note for them to find later during the day eg.  Lunchbox, coat or pants pocket, cigarette packet. left only to the imagination really.For my partner on valentines day, I cut out 102 different shaped hearts, and had them all around the house.  When he entered the first heart said..in the house there is 101 hearts for you to find, each heart will give you a reason why I love you.  Some were serious messages, some sexy and some were funny hehe.  He was not allowed to search one room until all the hearts were found, that room was filled with helium heart shaped balloons and had his valentines day present in it. Kept him occupied for hours until I got home from work.  He was in fact still looking for 3 when I walked in.Notes are fun . Happy note writing Trisl.xx Miss Honey xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I've never written 102 at the same time (am making note of this though for next time, thks Miss Honey)... but one memorable time was when I wrote something very explicit (about what I was going to do to him at home) on a cocktail napkin at a fancy restaurant that we were having dinner at.... We didn't even get to the second course before he was calling for the bill... fun times :P lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Kilee's taking me out for dinner and dancing tonight (date night).   wouldn't mind getting similar notes from her at dinner, while she's wearing her new remote bullet (thanks to Miss Honey).   As long as the notes don't say something along the lines of:   "take out the trash when we get home" "don't forget empty the dishwasher"....   Trev <<< wondering whether he'll pack a pen and notepad ???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Make sure ya check the batteries and give it a whirl before ya leave Trev, would be a bit of a let down if it didnt work, once ya got to the restaurant. Oh and don't set it off if she is carrying drinks back from the bar or something lol.  Have fun sexxxy peoples xx Miss Honey xx <