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Dinner Party
January 06 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sorry... how could I forget to invite... Customer69: you must also attend... but you MUST wear those sexy CFM boots you have ! I'm just wondering... do we need some more testosterone amongst the group ? Any super HOT intelligent guys (other than those already invited) who want to attend ? xxx Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
I say leave the balance just as it is Ms Saturn... ;-) There are more than enough ladies to go around :-) Will give more thought to others to invite... Wayne xxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh my lordy yep... you'll have to tie me to a chair if I have all those wonderful peeps in the same room together! Nom Nom Nom... I bags collecting all the undies... hehe. Oh wait.. Trishl doesn't wear any.... can I be tied to a table leg instead? mmmm. I'd like to meet my whole contact list in person.. one at a time or all together... that would be delightful! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Saturn86, What an interesting roup of people that would be to have in one place. I think you would need a lot more ot restrain Stalky tho me thinks he would have to have a gag available as well. I will have to give some thought to whom i would invite but I think at least half the people you have listed I would list as well. LC
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RHP User
16 years ago
Saturn...think we have sufficient testosterone....stalky has enough for a small army! and Andy not to far behind!Cheers Nev.......would be a righteous party!
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RHP User
16 years ago
LoveCurvie, With an arse as HOT as yours... you can attend too ! You see there's a superficial side to me too... especially after a few drinks. Please BYO red wine and HOT arse !! Ohhh don't worry about Stalky... don't think I've found a man yet that I can't restrain !!! And I'm all for game of group Stalky restraint !! Should that be before or after the SalAndy show ??? hugs, Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Me righteous? Then I must be the first pervert and voyeur to make the ranks. I would definitely be plying the likes of Saturn, Myname and Sophie with a wide variety of fermented liquid refreshments to lower their inhibitions to an all time record minimum. Miss Honey and Trish are always hot to trot... though a little extra lubrication would make them outright dangerous. Miss Honey will obviously be escorted by her Headmaster, who will probably want the role of Master of Ceremonies. If we can entice Hagar the Horrible back to RHP, then he would delight in the food fight with Sophie, and lead her down the path to total ruin. Mrs P. can be the naughty minute taker to ensure the forums have a colourful and highly amusing record of the evenings debauchery. Stalky can be the court jester keeping everyone entertained with his ribald antics. TIT_witch and Miss Honey can recapitulate the events of New Years Eve as the floor show. Jose, LoveCurvie, HermesBigBoy and Turbo_staplz can provide eye candy for the ladies. The eye candy audience would include Sonsie, heymumma, VelvetBite, lonelygirlbris, hotblonde52 and all hot brunettes and redheads too. Should be a good party.... etching every image on my eyeballs.... for endless visual reminiscences of the randy occassion as all decorum deteriorates into a delirious, intoxicated memorable moment of ecstasy.
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RHP User
16 years ago
lmfao Oh yeah... That would be right eunich.. tie me to a chair and make me entertain you like a dancing bear while you have all the fun! I know plenty of guys like you. :p lolz... oh well... at least I get to watch. :p Hugs Stalky.
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RHP User
16 years ago
It would definitely have to be a dégustation with lots of tasty small dishes paired with wines and served over several hours. mmmmmHermes
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RHP User
16 years ago
My fantasising brain is in overdrive thinking of the possibilities. It's a bit like that (crap) movie "Eyes Wide Shut"... there will be an element of intrigue, surprise and mystery a long with LOTS of debauchary ! The menu will be finger food... lots of creamy, and sticky sauces, fruits (mango and lots of bananas), a fondue and vegetables (cucumbers are my favourite). And there will be LOTS of chocolate and whipped cream (perhaps a can of whipped cream for each person). xx Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well the dinner party is certainly warming up a lot tahnkfully my tooshie got me in the door :) I knew my tooshie would get me places. Finger food soulds nice, wonder what the serving platters will consist of... Me Eye candy Ummmm wil just have to walk backwards and show my tooshie first LOL LC
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RHP User
16 years ago
What an honour! All those fascinating people and yourself! Is it ok if we GOANDGETJOSE too? His butt should earn him entry also, surely? hehe...
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RHP User
16 years ago
An integral part of the naughty minute keepers role is that of official taster. Sampling each and every tasty morsel. Particularly if a true and accurate account is being kept of those things consumed, by what means, where, when, how, why and who. These most seductive items need to be experienced first hand. Every orifice examined, tempted and tantalised. Both receiving and giving. I know I'll be tongue tired after the evening, and it wont be through talking. Just hope Miss Honey is not too strict with her ruler. Dont want her too tipsy, otherwise her affected aim my collect the family jewels.
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RHP User
16 years ago
dress...errr...i mean ta be chief photographer....sorry..had a dysfunctional moment there...giggles...i solemnly promise to be very "professional" about it...and i won't pinch too many...errr....of those nibbly things....hehe...cheersjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
It must be the horniness that's causing the dementia or the sex drought I'm in... Of Course !! ComeandGetMe is coming ! Wouldn't miss the chance to "meet" Jose. In fact I'm thinking the main course will be served on all those yummy butts... Desert can be served on the women... xxx Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
How about sushi and sashimi....ohhh....and have fun with soba... Great summer food.. huggies sweetpetite41
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'saturn86' It must be the horniness that's causing the dementia or the sex drought I'm in... Of Course !! ComeandGetMe is coming ! Wouldn't miss the chance to "meet" Jose. In fact I'm thinking the main course will be served on all those yummy butts... Desert can be served on the women... xxx Ms Saturn If you need a but to crack some walnuts pass them over to me :) LC
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RHP User
16 years ago
u know he'd liven it all up. get people talking. sharing his movie reviews. etc i vote him.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Could I pretend to be a negro butler....talking in southern accent?lol.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ms Saturn... I beg to point out that you are missing a few people... ElleDee - for her lovely CFM boots she mentioned in another post... and she's so mysterious that I'd love to meet her... LovecurviesJemma - to keep lovecurvies under control AND she has a wicked sense of humour... Pandateddy - Have you seen her profile photo??? I mean those boobies look gravity defying! How could you go wrong? Also on the shopping list, you'll be needing to add the following 1. Blindfolds and face masks, 2. Duct tape (for making sure Stalky does not escape the chair till we want him too) 3. Fresh fruit and veg... lots of it... I'm not sure how we will use it, but I know we will ;-) So when will said Dinner Party take place? Wayne x
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RHP User
16 years ago
How exciting! Thanks for the invite Eunch ;) But you do realise, that I'm not exactly a wallflower and I will be up and at 'em....most likely in the kitchen helping with the catering *giggle*.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm honoured to be among those invited to this meeting of minds and bodies.... I'll bring Spankkrock and a few toys for dessert ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Think were gunna need a bigger boat! Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'll wear shorts so u can fit me in ur handbag.
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RHP User
16 years ago
we might just watch from the window like the pervy little voyeurs we are, and hope no one springs us
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh no Trev... I'd prefer to see you tied up to a chair right next to me! HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' I'd like to meet my whole contact list in person.. one at a time or all together... that would be delightful!And that of course would include Kilee and Trev then and not too many more seems most are on the invitation list already!... Hugs Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Seeing as you are going to tie me up Mr Stalk, I should at least know where you got your rope tieing skills from... Trev
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RHP User
16 years ago
I do believe Stalky said he'd prefer to SEE you tied up in a chair next to him... I'm sure you'll find others are responsible for the knot tying... I was a Girl Scout in the past... My fav knot was the Reef Knot, very simple and purty... hehehe Hugs... Mrs P' Quoting 'stalky' Oh no Trev... I'd prefer to see you tied up to a chair right next to me! HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
I know my stuff, honest!... Girl Scout?... make that Girl Guide...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lol.. Mrs P. There's no way I'd get a chance to tie Trev up... not with all those experts in the room.... but I used to deliver steel Trev and tie it on to my truck.... as well as years of experience tying stuff to the ute for building projects.... as well as sailing experience. Now, they may not be the latest Japanese bdsm techniques and I do not know the names but I think I could manage to strap you down if it was left to me. However, seems I would have considerable difficulty by reason that Im supposedly ball gagged and lashed to a chair I'd just resort to Mrs Stalk's handcuffs. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Stalky... Can I come as your date since I haven't been invited? If the ladies play their cards right, they might just get a little of that Stalky/Ridge action they've been fantasising about in "Secret Ladies' Business".
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RHP User
16 years ago
Where the heck have I been? Under a rock somewhere?! Almost missed the party of the century!! No...of course not! It's still 'cool' to be fashionably late isnt it? Saturn! How...divine to be invited to wine & dine in the company of such intensely invigorating ladies, gents and Stalky! Can I bring the music?...ABBA, Village People, Genesis...I got em all! Whats that?....No...NO please don't rescind the invitation! I didn't mean it! I'll just bring BRUCE instead...
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RHP User
16 years ago
the places are set....who shall be the first entree..???grins...jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Y'all know Gaz has a weakness for Dolly doncha I can't say I know her music all that well I got lots of ideas for dancing music... super sexy... n nibblies hehe... hmmm how bout drinks?
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RHP User
16 years ago
I suppose if yer gonna go to all that hassle of setting up a venue to suit us 'n' all, it is only reasonable to expect that you might actually wanna be invited. In the interests of a seriously interesting evening... you must be there!... Hehehe Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just like trish....just enough to get tipsy.......about half a bottle.....lol Cheers Nev.....no not really, been there done that..( no medal either)..unless i am just in voyeur mode!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'PeachypearWeR'I suppose if yer gonna go to all that hassle of setting up a venue to suit us 'n' all, it is only reasonable to expect that you might actually wanna be invited. In the interests of a seriously interesting evening... you must be there!... Hehehe Mrs P' Great! I'll be there with bells on! And thanks for volunteering me to select the venue... haha. We all know I love that job... What's the story with the devil?? Should I be nervous? I promise I'll behave myself and be very kind to the ladies...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' However, seems I would have considerable difficulty by reason that Im supposedly ball gagged and lashed to a chair I'd just resort to Mrs Stalk's handcuffs. Hugs Stalky I'd humbly volunteer my services as Stalky's Official Roper (imagine the uniform :p ), since you'll be gagged n lashed yourself you'll need someone to rope up others as you wish. I guess being bound n gagged you won't be able to talk or gesture - but you can still point ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
But settling on Ridge as "Chief Venue Selector" was perhaps a little hasty... Especially since I am yet to receive my official invitation. Also, given that I have made one or two more "less than nice, yet true and logical" posts tonight, I'm not exactly sure that some of those on the guest list will be thrilled for me to attend. lol. And about behaving and being nice to the ladies... I'm not sure I'm capable. I'll be more worried about not making it out of there alive than who I upset. I'll be sure to know where my nearest exit is at all times.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Scratches bald head as rewinds topic to figure out why Stalky is in knots. Why would one restrain the life of the party? The court jester and plaything for Myname, Trish and all the other lovelies who will be hanging off his every quip, tease, prank, witticism and wisecrack. There needs to be some balance between the hard core dominatrix fraternity with collars, whips, cages, gags and ball constraints... and the sweet little angelic subs wishing to please. How would one explain the bruises and welts when left naked and hog tied to a park bench whilst paralytic in Federation Square. Particularly when the boss sees your picture plastered all over the tabloids, and you're the feature segment on Sunrise and Today? There's a risk of house leave being restricted for the foreseeable future.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lol eunuch... Haven't you noticed? Yeah that's right. I'm ridges bitch now, man .... Errr ... wingman I mean. lolz. We're going to be on our best behaviour for the evening but you might wanna keep me on a leash. I mean... you've got armpits too, right? :p hugs Stalky
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Frankiesgame
16 years ago
dont know about dinner, but would love to have Mrs P for Dessert!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Is everyone wanting written invitations to this gig??? To clarify, considering it had slipped my memory till today, the point of the post was more about... in saturns own words...I was thinking how much fun it'd be to have a dinner party with some of the characters from RHP. Who would you invite and why?I'm thinking, the more the merrier then, I'll be back with my list lolol! Mrs P' Sweet, I thought your ideas for food were excellent, yummy, healthy and somehow just a little kinky. But that might be from watching 'The Story of O II' movie, there's a scene where the serving lady brings herself to orgasm under her clothing during a dinner held by O, and then one by one picks up the morsels of sashimi {I think} with chopsticks to slip them under her clothing for a few moments before placing them out ready for eating... Quoting 'sweetpetite41' How about sushi and sashimi....ohhh....and have fun with soba... Great summer food...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yes yes... no clarification necessary... we know the point of the post ;) All good...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Ridge_Forester' Yes yes... no clarification necessary... we know the point of the post ;) All good... Hehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'sydneyboy3au' Quoting 'stalky' However, seems I would have considerable difficulty by reason that Im supposedly ball gagged and lashed to a chair I'd just resort to Mrs Stalk's handcuffs. Hugs Stalky I'd humbly volunteer my services as Stalky's Official Roper (imagine the uniform :p ), since you'll be gagged n lashed yourself you'll need someone to rope up others as you wish. I guess being bound n gagged you won't be able to talk or gesture - but you can still point ;) Excellent Idea. Yes I do desire your ass istance, Sydneyboy. Of course ... errr.. with my hands bound behind my back... yes, I'll still be able to point...... though I'll admit that it does have a very slight curve to the left... so... errr.... you'll need to calibrate for that Sydneyboy.. but I'm sure we'll figure it all out on the night. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
there are so many people I'd luv to meet, whether they be on our friends list or not just for the chance to add an extra dimension to the characters we get to know through the forums. Imagine a party where we all get to speak without being moderated hehe... I dunno bout that though really... would we be more 'civilised' in person considering we can't hide behind our screens?... How would the friendships struck up through the forums cope with the reality?Mmmm...Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
The little woman leaves the room for just a few hours and returns to find the party out of control ! I can see myself rocking back and forth in a corner , sucking my thumb, out of utter terror !!! It seems like it'd be one more of those moments in my life that I think to myself, "this seemed like a good idea at the time !!!" Well... it IS Friday night and I'm in bed NAKED and ALONE.... (that comment has NOTHING to do with this post.. I just felt like sharing ... LOL) xxx Saturn (My balcony door is open if anyone cares to drop by...)
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RHP User
16 years ago
as your balcony door... wonder why they didn't ping off it... then realised I was in the wrong state... damn that internet... and here I was thinking I'd discovered your true identity, home address and show size... oh well the nice big greek man that came out with his shotgun didn't do too much damage to me.... Seriously MsSaturn... we should try to organise this dinner party... so the question is... Sydney or Melbourne....? Wayne - who also slept alone... although not naked cos the kids might see and laugh :-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Stalky is taking me... I'm his biatch.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Great! Another party we {PeachypearWeR} can't attend *sigh*... PPWeR
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yeah.. Perth is party country.... and I'm not going to bump into an aunty. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
MrsP... how bout we hire a 747 or the A380 Airbus... that way we can cruise round to all the capitals and everyone can join in... we can also ALL join the mile high club and kill two birds with one stone.... oh... just got another idea... given that Stalky is Kevin Rudd's alter ego... why not just use the Primeministers official jet... yeah... that way we have men in uniform (aka airforce staff) for those that like that type of thing..... anyone else got ideas? Wayne
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hi Mrs P Have I missed viewing a great movie ? I've never heard of The Story of O ! It's obviously not in the children's section of the local DVD store ! Sashimi is one of my favourites. The idea of sashimi with pussy wasabi is very tantalising ! It makes me salivate just thinking about it. Should I bring my chopsticks ? Hugs, Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Kileetrev'we might just watch from the window like the pervy little voyeurs we are, and hope no one springs us Sorry we found you, are now enjoying the show too... mmmmm maybe we could have an outside party of our own Mrs Sassy
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well with the cuisine and ingredients anyway... Now just need some Geisha girls at the party dedicated to serving. What a lovely eclectic and entertaining night that could be....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'niceguy0068' MrsP... how bout we hire a 747 or the A380 Airbus... that way we can cruise round to all the capitals and everyone can join in... we can also ALL join the mile high club and kill two birds with one stone.... oh... just got another idea... given that Stalky is Kevin Rudd's alter ego... why not just use the Primeministers official jet... yeah... that way we have men in uniform (aka airforce staff) for those that like that type of thing..... anyone else got ideas? Wayne You know we're gonna need a plane with plenty of room for passengers cos if we get this thing off the ground {excuse the pun}, everyone's gonna wanna cum {and again hehe} Hugs... Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'saturn86' Hi Mrs P Have I missed viewing a great movie ? I've never heard of The Story of O ! It's obviously not in the children's section of the local DVD store ! Sashimi is one of my favourites. The idea of sashimi with pussy wasabi is very tantalising ! It makes me salivate just thinking about it. Should I bring my chopsticks ? Hugs, Ms SaturnI'll be back but I thought you might like to check out these write ups by eunuch for now... Cheers Mrs P' {not feeling too good today, or yesterday and worse the day before that} IBS sucks!http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Story-of-O-The-Book-and-Author-Part-1-25761http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Story-of-O-The-Plot-Part-2-25762
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'PeachypearWeR' Quoting 'niceguy0068' MrsP... how bout we hire a 747 or the A380 Airbus... that way we can cruise round to all the capitals and everyone can join in... we can also ALL join the mile high club and kill two birds with one stone.... oh... just got another idea... given that Stalky is Kevin Rudd's alter ego... why not just use the Primeministers official jet... yeah... that way we have men in uniform (aka airforce staff) for those that like that type of thing..... anyone else got ideas? Wayne You know we're gonna need a plane with plenty of room for passengers cos if we get this thing off the ground {excuse the pun}, everyone's gonna wanna cum {and again hehe} Hugs... Mrs P' You know... I thought you were going to make a comment about the plane being a cigar and trying to get it up... but you didn't... hehehe... actually I'm thinking we get yourself, Sophie, Trish and MsSaturn (to name a few) to be the flight hostess's and dress in nice short skirts (knickers optional) ;-) The question is who would fly the plane? Maybe RidgeForester... he looks a bit like the dude on teh flight centre commercial if you put a hat on him ;-) Boarding begins in 1 week... please ensure you have your board pass stamped and checked baggage / clothes are optional.... Wayne
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RHP User
16 years ago
Finally found your MIA toolshed Saturn!! The aussie 29 yr old who's IQ obviously matches his age...
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'd be like Bridget Jones.. that single chick who has to have the spare chair brought in from the study... who's looking uncomfortable and being asked all those embarressing questions by the couples.... "so Bridge.... when are you going to get married?" LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
I smell the blood of a ......sorry dude (mr 29yo wouldnt want ta be ya).....lol Cheers Nev
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