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Creative Profiles...

December 31 2009

Hey all,   From reading the forums, I have determined that a creative profile gets responses, and so I've taken the plunge....   I've always said the easiest way into a womans pants is to help her laugh them off, so feel free to have a look and critique me where necessary.   Cheers,   Michael

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Mike, you're an exceptionally handsome man and if I was a woman I'd have a big boner at the thought of shagging you :p Doesnt quite have the same effect said that way but in my situation what's a guy to do huh! Lmfao. I don't know what's up with women these days. They seem to want to get all complicated, finicky and feisty so you give em a but of space... room to move, freedom of choice without serruptitious intervention and they kneel before the nearest dweeb a sex slave. Go figure? Being the school yard clown will win you some popularity but when it all comes down to who you choose to fill that void you sense, mate all the popularity in the world will count for nought. Don't change anything about yourself mate. You are very attractive and I don't just mean looking. Maybe it just takes a woman with some intelligence and independent thought to realise. Anyway, what would I know. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hey mc Had a peek in....lmao..only as im not in your age range..But i liked what i readand im sure if the ones that read your profile will be interested in what you had to sayin your posts..and comments...btw...great pics..and your verified..which also helps..Best wishes in your search..yet then again i dont think you need any luck....lol   xoxoheymumma

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I felt like you had opened the door and invited me in!   Best wishes mc   xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    First line, last paragraph under 'I am Looking For' - that word should be 'clingy' :-P In all seriousness you've written a very good profile - enough info to pull someone in, it's witty, shows you have a good grasp on correct puncuation/grammar and great pics. All in all a very well-crafted profile, IMHO. (Plus, chicks love dogs and a man that can cook).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    You do write well, but it still is a rather generic reading profile.   Where is the wit? Where is the spark? The ooh - aaah moment?  Plus it is too long.   What makes you laugh? What drives you crazy over a woman? What is your best feature? Why choose YOU?     Just my thoughts   Joanna

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hi Michael,   Great profile.  Congrats on taking the time and effort to create something worthwhile.  I hope it brings you a lot of joy in the shape of woman or two.    You also have a great  photo !  You've scored an A+ from me.   xx Ms Saturn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I always appreciate a person (male or female) that takes the time to articulate who they are and what they want. You have managed to do that with honesty. And ... without sarcasm and self deprecation. I find that a turn on in itself. For me, I like to be intimate with a person knowing a little of what makes them tick. Each to his own. Good luck! May the year bring you lots of pleasurable rewards. warmhoney.

  • amiira

    amiira

    16 years ago

    hey mc!i've also read your profile and i have to say, what a breath of fresh air! so much better than the usual "yea im a 20-something year old guy and i like tv and doing stuff people generally like doing"... i love that you have put something of yourself out there which shows that you have personality, you're a sweet guy and that you're honest about what you want - you are upfront about your goals for the future.i also love the fact that you said that you can cook :) that is a HUGE plus in my book!!so i don't really see any troubles in you getting a catch or two with your new 'lure'... although, responding to flirts *does* help ;Plv blinky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Greetings and Salutations   I dont think it really matters to much what you write about yourself, its really just about how you look in your profile photos.  I have tried many different profile styles on another dating site and always get hit up by the same people and I am sure I pass those same people when I am doing my weekly shopping and I just small politely and pass on by :-)   If you are a guy less than 35 years old and reaonably attractive then you can say you are are slobbering, beer swilling, neanderthal who eats kittens and puppies on the weekend and as long as your profile pic looks good the women will line up :-)   Once you are over 35 then its almost over for you and your choices become quite a bit less colourful but dont worry if you just need to get your groove on there are plenty of 40+ couples who will let you bang a gong with the wife or there are plenty of single older ladies with enough bagage to fill an A380 just waiting for you :-)   Me, I prefer to just wait and let those with a questionable genetic heritage pass me by and update my profile occasionally and entertain and amaze myself with my own wit and charm.  Someone  someday will see the true coin beneath this charming and witty exterior and if no one does its no tragedy cause I like me even if nobody can say the same :-)   /\