RHP

RHP User

M54

Coffee

March 19 2015

Can there possibly be anything in life better than coffee?

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Chocolate - the dark kind. And sex. Or both 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    11 years ago

    That's a winning trio

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    can't stand coffee! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    especially if its with a hot sexy man

  • Beachlover1999

    Beachlover1999

    11 years ago

    Heaven!!!!!!! 💞💕💕💕💕

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I think its called Affagato . A scoop of vanilla ice cream, a shot each of Baileys and espresso poured over and let it all melt in together .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You get the idea.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' I think its called Affagato . A scoop of vanilla ice cream, a shot each of Baileys and espresso poured over and let it all melt in together . Have a few of them and it's Affagato where my car is parked

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Chocolatechilliesa long hugsexwhiskeylaughing (calorie free)Red wineboatssunshinesnowrainmoneyranger Staceytravelling Vietnambikinisturtles/frogs etc

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A Patrón XO Café or coffee Martini instead, please.

  • kinkster73

    kinkster73

    11 years ago

    My order of importance 1. Coffee - expresso 2. Sex - the dirtier the better 3. Cigarettes - especially after sex

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A long black with hot milk on the side..Or a macchiato..or me 😜xxFreya

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    Coffee made by hubby (proper machine coffee) bought to bed every morning. I lay in bed every morning with a proper latte, a gorgeous naked man and the world is good. Everyone who tries his coffee agrees , simply the best! Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    nothing better!!!! Shaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    how come when someone else makes toast always smells way better than mine/yours ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That affagato sure sounds bloody good :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Cock.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    .... I am a bit of a campos coffee addict, need my fix first thing in the morning more than anything else...hmm well, depends who is in bed next to me, but yeah otherwise coffee is pretty good :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Good to see you back. I like horses more than coffee... Xxviolet

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    lol.......yeah I think thats certainly true enough.

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Chocolatechilliesa long hugsexwhiskeylaughing (calorie free)Red wineboatssunshinesnowrainmoneyranger Staceytravelling Vietnambikinisturtles/frogs etc Boats at #8 and not pole position-must be a mistake Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    a Lychee Martini or two is better !!! Especially when I've "downed" a few !!! They get me tipsy and very relaxed to the point of losing my inhibitions. Thus kissing and sex is so much better !!! Woo Hoo !!! Bring it on !!! Amy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Waking up to a coffee, when it's brought into me and placed on my bedside table....but fuck I dislike it when it ends up cold. White and none please. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Is LEGENDARY..I am YET to meet one person who will DARE sip it. EVER!!!!!I carry a plastic "Travel mug" around..and use it until it ROTS!No shit.. I have two in my shed who's lids literally ROTTED away.. Big holes appeared in the middle of the lids.. and then caved in!. I was once on a mine site and some young fellas were arguing about out drinking each other the night before at the "Wet mess" .I told them they were pussies..and IF they were brave, they would take up MY challenge to them in a "Coffee Consuming" battle..They looked at me like I was an idiot... (Perceptive pricks they were) and asked what the fck I was talking about.. I said.. "Easy.. I start.. and have a coffee.. you have one the same.. and whoever pulls out, loses!".They said it sounded too easy... but reckoned they were up to it.I grabbed the kilo tin of coffee off the sink, opened it.. and shovelled two (2) "TABLESPOONS" of coffee straight into my mouth - sucked it until it was wet enough to force down my gullet... and grinned at the incredulous looks on their faces (AND the faces of the others in the room, EXCEPT those who knew me) The mouthiest of the two said "You're FUCKED!!" and left the crib room

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I don't think I could exist without coffee. But coffee, great company and sexual exploration are a great mix. But it can be difficult to find great coffee. Having lived in Brunswick, Melbourne, I find great coffee in country NSW difficult to come by.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' Cock. I thought that went without saying.

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    I'd be very happy if you bought me a coffee, and yourself to bed ;) Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well I don't mind saying that of late I've been working at perfecting my barista skills.....bit of a science working a proper coffee machine :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Lots of milk. The only way I have had coffee for years. Just recently I was visiting a friend and his housemate made coffee for us. It was done in a metal (teapot?) over the stove. He served it black and thick (sugar optional) and it was delicious! Never tasted coffee like that before. Been craving it ever since!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A long black, every day of the week. Sometimes twice, if I'm feeling indulgent and a third time, if I'm particularly wanton.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Nothing better then her mouth warmed up by nice coffee as she slips down over my cock mmm sipping away at her coffee then sucking at my cock mmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Can you say Affagato in an Italian accen please 😉 Sounds delicious. Coffee and Baileys were made for each other. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    But a good coffee does it for me. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'icky135' That affagato sure sounds bloody good :) there is a post, I know there is one but I just cant stop licking my screen where you picture isI have what ever an affagato is, ohh its coffee , bloody hell it sounded like something out of shades of Greay...bugga

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Great coffee bloody wonderful. Bad coffee, doesn't get much worse. Yeah okay so there is much worse but I don't need to see lists of what actually is worse. Cheers

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    pretty much any drink...except wine... coffee and most wines are fighting it out for "crap tasting drink with possibly worthwhile effects" If I have coffee I prefer ristretto.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Would make your screen Lady T..well Icky 😜xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    sometimes with 2 sugars, sometimes with no sugar, never with 1 sugar, yuk! Weird I know! I don't mind a good Vienna either, mmmm.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I woke up this morning.....stretched....pulled my cpap mask off....had a smoke....then got out of the truck and just let my dick dangle in the cool air as I felt that awesome, instant relief from letting that 500ml of water before bed go.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Many men seem so reluctant to meet for coffee..nor do they want tea .Go figure 😳xxFreya

  • Cristal24U

    Cristal24U

    11 years ago

    Smells of fresh coffee $$$ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Maybe a coffee after life, fingers are crossed - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    ... is better than coffee. Can't stand the stuff! This in no way precludes us "meeting for coffee" as a social engagement.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    ...and so is food. New foods, different foods, exotic foods. I tried fermented shark a few weeks ago: smelled like stilton but with the textureof sashimi. Tasted worse. No wonder the custom was to eat it with a shot of an aniseed schnapps. Minke whale was juicy but nothing special.But smoked lamb, trout, salmon, goose, horse and foie gras? Now that was special. And spitting the buckshot out of the goose gave it that air of....authenticity? ; ) And very fine quality beer. To me that is better than good coffee. I'm not talking about that generic crap either, but an aged Imperial Russian Stout for example( my favourite style ) has to be tried to be believed. Convention has gone out the window and flavours of coffee, chocolate, marshmallow, praline, etc and strengths of 10 to 20% alcohol are not uncommon.The age of the real boutique beer is truly here.

  • RichonPet

    RichonPet

    11 years ago

    Patron cafe is the best but even better when you add good sex into it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mostly days I grab one from hamo after dropping the kids off it's great lead for the day lol... Any takers for coffee and chats

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Sunrise over the water on a tropical island, nothing better than the sex you have after your coffee.mmmmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    just happens to be my business...love everything about it but always need to make it myself. The froth from a cappuccino is a lot better when I have sucked it from a lovely hard penis...a nice way to enjoy a coffee indeed

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    a good black coffee is rare but amazing, good surf is better! :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    But beer is better ! Koolgrey you would like Feral Brewing's Boris, we are so spoiled in the West, Australian Microbrewing started here with the Sail & Anchor in Fremantle.But if they don't serve a decent beer then I'll have a Long Machiatto, I think in the east that would be a double shot Latte.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Google Ejacu-Latte.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    that likes her coffe black....like her men. Did I say that out loud ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Coffee is great but I think it has to come in second to sex. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It really is the nectar of the gods.....but kokoflamingo suggested something far more delectable. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    croissant..... ( See the movie Dead Calm ) Shared with Nicole Kidman....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    ...Strong, hot, sweet and in a take-away cup :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It is actually the greatest thing ever. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Sex, coffee and the beach for me! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Coffee is the morning and tea at night, English breakfast or Earl Grey but since I quit smoking it's more to the favour of tea.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mr Icky,that profile pic is ..well gorgeous ..dribble,dribble xxFreya

  • N4November

    N4November

    11 years ago

    No amount if coffee could fulfil my need to go cockacidle. It's been too long since my last big session. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I dont drink coffee. Have no addiction yet. Might be studying some sex addicts here but it turns out that caffeine can have much power of making some ppl addicted

  • Cazz61

    Cazz61

    11 years ago

    Bourbon, Bourbon, Bourbon and then a little bit more of Bourbon

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Being from melbourne there is no excuse to have crappy coffee. Need my shot of caffeine firet thing in the morn. Before I jump I to the shower I put my stovetop coffee brewer. I got rid of my fancy coffee machine and found the traditional espresso coffee pot used but generations before me bro gs the best results. The first thing that goes into my luggage when I travel overseas for work n a good pack of ground Colombian roast. Heaven. Now if I have a sexy man next to me in the morn then the coffee is better after a good brush of teeth and a play. Hmmm.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Scotch n Coke Sunday morning sleep in Sex with someone who means something to you Lavazza coffee ...in that order

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hey op, what gives with you having Morley as your location, then you say currently living in Melbourne? I was all excited, about to ask you over for coffee, more excited when i looked at your profile, sigh. Muzz Buzz rbo skinny cap all the way for me, I drink more coffee than any other person on the planet I think, amount of times I've been looking for a coffee after a late night hookup, I'd like to start a 24hr coffee chain, any potential patrons? But to be clear, sex beats coffee, beats everything - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well I can get through the day without sex.But I sure as hell can't without coffee!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    give me a wet kiss that makes me forget what day it is then ill have a coffee

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Funny how people seem to go "off" coffee as well!Quoting 'whatsnewpuzzycat' It really is the nectar of the gods.....but kokoflamingo suggested something far more delectable. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    For me I'd love nothing more then to meet a nice lady (or couple) over a coffee just chatting about normal things as we'll as the very open minded things... All without expectations of sex.... Now that's a coffee

  • ajaussie

    ajaussie

    11 years ago

    Love the coffee.....atleast two in a day....keeps me in good mood..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    To try a different style of coffee .Current choice long black,milk on the side..any suggestions ? XxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My droll meter doesn't seem to be working on your post... not sure if you're serious or not. But, with all the squirting threads active, I need to retreat to one of my favourite liquids; caffeine... so try a piccolo latte

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    you buy coffee flavoured tequila

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Keep coffee safe. Well it would be nice if they made coffee without all the cancer causing carcinogens. What? No.. its not a tautology, because apparently not all carcinogens are cancer causing (go figure). Apparently it has something to do with the public perception and ticks in boxes. Breathing in the deep rich aroma of burnt bits of coffee beans with exactly the same carcinogens as the stinky gross disgusting bits of burnt tobacco does not cause cancer. Last year as a known fact 14902.1 people where killed because they smoked, were related to a smoker, or stood next to a smoker during rainy day at the bus stand, yet 0 people were killed because they drunk coffee, were a barista, or worked at McCafe It is also well known that a long list of cancers associated with the non cancer causing carcinogens found in coffee posthumously became the result of the same cancer causing carcinogens found in burnt tobacco via the declarative process of ticking the box "Smoker" on the death certificate. Though not suggested as a way to avoid cancer, avoiding cancers caused by smoking is as simple as lying about smoking. Though it would be immoral to lie about smoking as cancer causing carcinogens from smoking raise 3 billion dollars for Australia schools, roads and hospital beds. Beds that are selfishly used by smokers at the out of pocket Tax expense of coffee drinkers, and smokers that lie. Smoking as a cause of death for government documents requires the proven cause associated with the tick in the smoking section of the death certificate, the causal link is self evident (It states "Cause of death Smoking."). There has been much debate as to the reason for the discrepancy between heath institutions smoking death rates and government taxation department statistics. I have it on good authority that tax department officers consider "Ignoring proven links such as smoking as a cause of death" will result in an increased tax burden on all Australia coffee drinkers. With some suggesting smoking individuals who lie on their death certificate about their cause of death be prosecuted under the full and prejudicial weight of law. I find that the statistics associated with coffee related deaths, namely ZERO, specifically deaths associated with cancers caused by the non cancer causing carcinogens found in coffee to be highly accurate. To protect the public from a new epidemic of coffee related cancer we must not allow coffee as an item on the death certificate. That is the strict reserve of dangerous addictive mind altering exuberantly tariffed drugs. The public will not tolerate nor should they be exposed to any more dangerous exuberantly tariffed drugs. Coffee is after all only an addictive mind altering drug, it is well know that only a complete moron would give it to children because its a drug until they are old enough to call it coffee. So lets keep those that enjoy its non cancer causing carcinogenic cocktail with its rich dark aroma, safe from the scourge of coffee related deaths. Statistics ignore deaths associated with coffee drownings, coffee grinders, hot coffee trauma and burns, coffee transport, coffee growing territorial wars, hyper tension, myocardial infarction, high blood pressure, stroke, gastric intestinal bleeding, coffee bag blunt force trauma. 20% of these deaths are actually the result of smoking, proving that the other 80% are lying about smoking. For those that read and found it insensitive and disrespectful. Some mood altering quotes. "Humor is a dead art. Tragedy now that's funny." Bender."Life is a sexual transmitted affliction that invariable results in death." Name forgotten need more coffee"Bite me!" me.

  • tylannister

    tylannister

    11 years ago

    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women. Oh, sorry, wrong forum. I mean, coffee.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    you can actually buy coffee flavoured tequila

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Prefer a good red wine. Plain flat white and normal cadburys milk chocolate. Plain roast chicken, no skin. Salad, no dressing. Decided I have simple tastes. - Posted from rhpmobile