M59
Clearing the decks for action.
March 03 2015
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RHP User
11 years ago
I prefer the man to take his time loving me. He can be fully clothed as long as he is kissing me.It means that he's not in a rush to "get his end in" and that he prefers taking his time being "intimate". I love a slow, sensual Lover !!! One who pays attention to detail. Takes his time in finding what turns me on; be it nibbling my ear lobe, biting my neck, etc. I'm not one for rushing into sex. Foreplay is so much better; the kissing, the touching and the teasing. Amy
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madotara69
11 years ago
Obi Definitely a call of destiny has you in this predicament. You can just walk out of a Kaftan Peace brother Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
How much do you really have to take off?
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RHP User
11 years ago
When winter comes you should try a onesie..so much betterer for the quick change artist and a good disguise for when youare in Casonova leaping out of windows mode..I think a tiger onesie would suit you best 😜xxFreys
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RHP User
11 years ago
Obi, I have no idea if there's a potential demand for the skill that you've been developing. But I do know that when I go back to work next week, I'll be timing myself to see how quickly I can get out of my gear :) I suspect I'll never get down to 6 seconds because my steel caps are lace-ups not zip-ups :/ Much love, Elle xx
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
Sounds like fun to me, we could have races.....💋 Come to think of it, that's a pretty good time too, might have to start practicing straight away, I will let you know what my time is Obi....
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RHP User
11 years ago
And heading your way. I will put my lips together and whistle when it's time to stop. That mine gear gets me going. Keep ya boots on baby , just unzip and bend me over the work bench. But put a rubber on as we need to be safe in the work place. - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Room for two?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Why not invest in the velcro-attached stripper's equivalent outfit that comes off completely in say half a second?
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RHP User
11 years ago
But you are all going to think I am a real dick.... But what is a onesie? Is that like the boy from "where the monsters are" wore? (You know, with the tail and ears and all that?) And will the monsters get me if I wear one?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Graham from the Goodies had a suit (complete with tie) that simply zipped up. And Howard Moon from the Mighty Boosh had a tweed utility suit that zipped down to swimming trunks. These guys were obviously on top of their game in getting nude fast. Kaftans! Mado, you are a genius! Just need to get a high viz one past the WHSO!! Safari- that would make it a twosie wouldn't it?
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RHP User
11 years ago
It has a butt flap, easy access I'm really glad you are including the removal of socks in that 6 seconds.
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RHP User
11 years ago
6 seconds is good, I think. So when its high noon at the OK corral you will have the drop on those a little green. Yet quick is not all there is, style is as important as speed. Does that 6 seconds include the clothing in a neat stack by the door, or is it like a bomb exploded, A quick draw is forgotten if on the way out you are hunting for a sock, or undies that disappeared behind the bed stand.
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RHP User
11 years ago
The last time I went out for dinner with a lover of mine, I wore a dress with shoestring straps and nothing else, a flick at each shoulder and it was on the floor. I think it took less than a second
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RHP User
11 years ago
If you are off to the local Adult Cinema Obi,a Hazmat suit...😝😝xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Save yourself the effort....... premature ejaculation means you could save yourself those 6 seconds. Go for your personal best Obi!!!!! hahahahaha
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RHP User
11 years ago
Obviously intended for Obi
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RHP User
11 years ago
Next demonstration sport at the Olympics lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
You are not the man I thought you were Obi :(
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yes like the boy from "Where the Wild Things Are"..but his onesie had a butt flap...😃xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Blindman you are indeed on the money regarding neatness and prep for a flawless exit (particularly if a fast one via the open window if required (Freya you have an excellent memory my dear!) A true professional would be able to achieve speed AND neatness in the one process. Alas, I have not mastered the latter to date but will make more of an effort in that regard. I have this image of a bunch of tough cowboys facing off against each other in a dusty street, hands hovering at hip height, fingers twitching, eyes locked on the opposite number, then a sudden move and... Whooshka!!...... Everyone is starkers!! And the greenhorn with his pants still tangled 'round his ankles staggers sideways and crumbles to the dust after which his lady wails and throws herself over his prostrate form.
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RHP User
11 years ago
And Sheriff Mado (complete with erection and kaftan) saunters out of the saloon and says.........
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madotara69
11 years ago
Wrap your laughing gear around this girl and I'll blow your fck'n brains out. But I did not shoot the Deputy.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Bet I hold the record for fastest dressed on a quick exit
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RHP User
11 years ago
Bright red beach wrap I am neckkid in LESS than a second!
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Haha. skill. Hmmm. Is that what it is called? Lol. Funny mam. Well it'll be worth it if you can list that 'skill' in yiur resume. Lol. Giod luck Obi. May the force be with you. ;-)
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Seachange73
11 years ago
I was with a sexy man recently an we were in the hotel room. I turned around for a to lay my bag down and to kick my stilettos off for a few seconds and whn I turned around he had his peeled his clothes off in a jiffy, a disappearing a t to make the great Houdini proud. he was standing there stark naked hard body, muscley arms stretched to his sides and sexy as hell with a come hither look. Irresistable devil. Lol. Must have gone to the same flash stripping college as you did. Lol.
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Cheekyarses
11 years ago
I think you need to send us a video of you doing this task - love your posts x - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
quickie training sessions with those skills, just need the follow up skills....are you qualified?
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RHP User
11 years ago
It seems given the nature of the work gear,more appropriate than stripping 😜...xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm envisaging steel capped boots at 20 paces ... and draw!
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