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Busted!

May 15 2014

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Let's have your stories of when you have been busted doing the wild thing! My first regular fb and I got busted by his housemates and they made sure they knew what we were up to. A planned attack, 3 of them came in ripped the sheets off us while I was on top and hung my bra on the ceiling fan. All I could do was sit there on top and cover my boobs but my fb was trying to pull me down on top of him even though he had nothing out there coz he was still inside me. Bloody arseholes were pointing and pissing themselves laughing and then took off with the sheet!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The ex and I were driving down a country road. Long drive, and we were working each other up nicely to the point where we decided to pull over in one of those parking side bays. And well - we were in the middle of nowhere, reasonably hard at it in the car when one of Vic's finest tapped on the window. Much confusion ensued, clothing hastily rearranged (which didn't achieve much at all) and were greeted with the question 'Are you all right?' Well I was all right until the cop turned up, and he walked away with a grin. And a story to tell his mates, no doubt! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    12 years ago

    I got Busted when I was 18 by my 17 yo girlfriends very old fashioned mother on the floor in her longue room, It didn't end well, and she made things really hard for us to see each other. And plus I don't think she expected her daughter to say things like "oohhh yeah fuck me" lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    While I was have a stay in hospital. Pity she didn't join in.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My first GF and I were visiting her parent's at their tiny house. Everyone sleeps there with their bedroom doors open, her parent's door was barely a couple of meters from us. We were in 2 single beds in the same room and within 5 mins of lights out she jumped into my bed and stuck her hand down my boxers, I was so scared of getting busted by the pars, I even told her to stop for a few mins. Once I calmed down, I let her continue, I slid my hand into her pj's as well and she was soaking wet. Explosive! Actually now that I remember that weekend, on the 7hr drive down there, we'd had a little driving fun on the way down, we got in late and went straight to bed. Got up the next day to find her old man had cleaned the car out for us - massive oh shit moment, until my GF confirmed a few mins later she'd disposed of the evidence at the last stop before we got there. phew! So yeah, never have felt that awkward moment of being actually found out, but have felt the close calls a few times...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    came running into our room one night after a session all panicked saying..., Mum, Mum, why are you screaming? Luckily the ex had just rolled off and I was still puffing and panting and replied...I had a nightmare. He seemed happy with that and I thought I got away with it until the next morning...so, what did you have a nightmare about? Me:...Oh, uh, I can't remember now!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    About 11 at night staying for the weekend at her house. She had told her daughter (after her daughter asked her if she was having "The Sex" with me when I stayed over.... After 3 years...) and, put on the spot she said "Yes... but NEVER when you're here". (Daughter usually stayed at her father's place on the weekend). It wouldn't have been too bad if I was just on top of her or even her on top of me, but it was before we got that far... I was 'down on her' with my arse in the air... That's when she chose to come in and see what the noise was... All she could do was say "YUCK....." all day long. I still don't know if she was 'yucking" at the fact of my being down on Mum or the picture of my arse in the air.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    at 17... we had her family house to ourselves...I was on my back in her bed, she was stradled my face with my cock down her throat... the door opens, I pull my face out of her pussie and poke glistening said face around her legs to look at who was there... she lifts her mouth of cock... and looks into her Fathers eyes.... with a thick full string of saliva and precum mix reaching from the end of my cock to her beautiful lips..... petite young hand still firmly grasping my 18 year old roaring hard-on.... That was and intersting afternoon

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Myself and a little lady who stalked me often infact knew exact time i would drive through margaret river every morning she would make sure rain hail or shine that the chalk board must be written accompanied by a huge hello wave and smile to match , as i drove past :-)) haha anyway myself and chocolate eclaire !! Were in a little spot know as gracetown ! With only a small beach and carpark , chocolate in the mission with my jacket to lay on as i can be a gentleman , legs up high pumping away like a manual airpump for a bouncy castle !! Enter police vehicle into carpark , as i look up chocolate looks back wham 6million fucken red eye spot lights right in the face and lit the entire beach up. Aswell as us two :-)) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    17 with my 24 yr old boyfriend.... Middle of night at out of the way playground, I was wearing a skirt and was straddling him on one of those spring rocking horses (said skirt was covering us nicely).... We were really getting into the rhythm of things, rocking horse squeaking away and of course the cops come up 'and what are you doing here'. Boyfriend tried to make out (pun intended) that we were having a talk, yeah right pull the other one :).

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    12 years ago

    My parents once rented this massive place for a few year (around 18ish i think we were). It was over 50 metres from the dining room table to my bedroom, down a long straight hall. We'd thought my parents and sister would be gone for some time, but apparently the movie sold out before they got there so they came straight back. We had been enjoying the freedom of wondering the house naked using different bits of furniture when i heard the key in the lock. We both bolted down the corridor for my bedroom where our clothes lay and at first I'd thought we'd made it until i heard my sister cackling and hooting. Another time my brother came back from buying his massive entertainment centre and speakers and was so excited to show me he just barged into my room. My girlfriend (same one, same house) with lightning reflexes had rolled off me and thrown the covers over her head. Now my brother apparently in a wash of anxiousness to show me his new toys must not have noticed and proceeded into the room. "Come on get out of bed and come see this thing!" At which point he ripped the covers off. he looked at my girlfriend frantically trying to rip the pillow out from behind my head to cover herself and me who was already laughing my arse off at the ludicrousness and said, "Oh... But seriously come look at this!" And walked back out of the room neither returning the covers from the floor or closing the door. We laugh about that one pretty much every christmas.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    walked in on me and the ex, she was such a prude too. It was in her house and she had come in to ask my ex something and didn't knock, walked straight into it. She maintained her steely face and turned and walked out, never said a word. My mother on the other hand had walked in on us also and stood there for a chat! I had to tell her to get out, lol. She was surprised initially but thought she would proceed with the question she came in for!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I got busted in the movie cinema by security getting oral.The security guard stayed at a distance from us...For my ego ,to this day i say he was scared to come over because of my massive member. bwahahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I was with my guy several years back during my lunch break, skirt on the floor , panties around my ankles bent over hanging onto the balcony railing and he was behind me going particularly hard .It was a hot summer day we certainly didn't expect to be interrupted that was until his sister arrived to borrow his scuba gear and walked in behind us. She called out his name as she walked into the room behind us when we turned around I just froze and he stood there at attention and his sister had a shocked look on her face.Very embarrassed to say the least

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I was 16 & snuck out to a lovers house on a school night. I tapped on his window at 11pm and he let me in said window. We made out and eventually he went down on me, I mustn't have been too quiet as his Dad walked in, turned on the lights and FROZE. Thankfully he did a hasty retreat. I've never been able to look Mr F in the eyes since...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My man and I were enjoying being home alone at his mum's house on the 2 seater couch downstairs. We were going at it when I thought I heard a noise. I told him to stop, and we hear footsteps coming down the stairs, which was around the corner from where we were. We look at each other and spring around the corner, only then realizing our clothes were all over the place, and my panties were in the middle of the room. Giggling, we do the walk of shame to his room with towels around us we found in the bathroom.

  • Bubbaj

    Bubbaj

    12 years ago

    oh so young.... around 17, worked casually at a physiotherapist so obviously there were massage beds and i would have to close up. Me and my bf at the time thought that we could use the massage beds to use :P So its around 7pm and butt naked going for it when we hear the back door open, we scramble to hide but there was absolutely nowhere so we just keep our heads down and the next thing i hear is a male voice shouting "what the hell?!" and his wife (who i worked with) in the background asking "what, whats wrong?!" and he must have been so shocked that he walked back out the door with his wife to save me some embarrassment. I didnt stay long at that job after that at all! lol. I have seen the wife once or twice after that randomly on the streets and i always wondered if her husband told her what happened that night!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I was married to this wife that was perfect she had the biggest boobs and she was a pom so the family got together every chance they could both the in-laws were full blood poms that ya could hardly understand and loved to get on the piss till they all passed out and I was by my self in the pool and was laying back on the steps giving my self a little bit of a rub up with eyes closed next thing I feel some one stepping into the pool and sitting down and in was the mother in-law I just left my hand on my dick hiding it from her she just had a smile on her face and said it don't matter cause she was standing behind me watching me for a while befor sitting down she then went on to tell me she hasn't seen a hard dick in so long I asked what about her old man he would not be past it yet but then she went on to tell me it's been years since the last time she had sex by this time I had rolled over on my tummy next to her to hide my still very hard cock without thinking I reached over and put my hand between her knees and slowly run my hand up her leg till I had it on her pussy rubbing up and down on her clit I asked her since its been so long since her last fuck I asked how long since her other half had gone down on her till she orgasmed she shook her head and said he's never made her cum and has never had anyone go down on her so I moved over and pulled down her bottem half of her swimmers and then drove my tongue into her and licked sucked every inch of her pussy then I slipped two fingers into her wet and tight pussy and started pumping them into her as I went crazy on her clit and it didn't take long and she was just about breaking my neck while she came so hard and then I slid up between her legs and kissed my way up her body till I kissed her mouth as I slid my cock slowly inside her till I had every inch deep inside and as I started to pump my very hard cock in and out we hear her hubby say well well well wats going on here...I thought I was dead but then he just says how about we take it into the bedroom cause he wanted to watch me fuck her I just sat there for 2nd till it sunk in wat he said an then we just got up hopped out of the pool walked inside and as soon as we got to the bed I got her on her knees and bent her over and just drove my cock into her as hard as I could and started fucking her pussy driving as deep as I can then pulling it out till I just have just the tip in and then driving it back in as hard as I can as pull her hips toward me slamming her hard and deep she asked me if it would be ok if she gave my head for a while and I said hell yeah...lol and as soon as I flipped over she had her mouth on my cock was sucking it slowly up and down and she kept taking it out and licking it all over and just when I think i'm getting the best blowjob ever it got better and better cause next thing I no she has a bottle of lube and while she pumped my cock into her mouth she started rubbing her fingers around my virgin tight arse and I felt like I was in heaven and she kept sucking and working first one finger then two fingers and as she sucked my cock she kept slowly working her fingers deep inside then started sucking and fucking me at the same time and I was loving every 2nd of it then she moved round and slipped her leg over my face and as she lowed her pussy onto my face I started licking and she took my cock in her hand and was pumping it up and down and next thing I feel my legs getting lifted up and then as my mother in-law pumped my cock I could feel some thing trying to work it's way in to me and I had a quick look and there was my farther in-law holding one leg up with his other hand holding his cock slowly working it into me then once he started to get it deep enough so he could let his cock go and held both legs up as he inched deeper and deeper inside me then started fucking me slow and gentle while his wife was playing with my cock and he kept fucking me slow and deep I felt like I was going to explode it felt so good then after a while he started pumping harder and harder and feeling every inch slide in and out and as he came he had his cock deep inside me and I could feel it throb as it pumped his come inside me and within a few sec's I felt my self getting closer and closer to coming and he kept his dick inside me as as his wife pumped my cock as fast as she could and then I had the biggest and best feeling in my life having his big dick deep inside me as I came so hard it felt like it was never going to end.....and that is what happened when my farther in-law caught me fucking my mother in-law ......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It the middle of the day at jerrabomberra wetlands near Fyshwick ACT, a regular spot to take my lovers, this one day we where in the second closest hut to the car park, going for it doggy style when a 70 yo or so bird watcher and his wife walked in. He didn't see us directly I front of him but his wife did. We got dressed very quickly and walked out the door into there daughters pushing prams. The other time I was parked on the side of the road in my van fucking this older women in her lunch break, totally naked. I was going down on her when there was a knock on the window a ranger wanted us to move cos he wanted to clean up the rubbish I hadn't seen when I parked. I did even get to finish her off. Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Busted by a lovers ex fucking in his unit in there old bed. It was tragic, he had never given her an orgasm in 15 years, I gave her 5 orgasms that day. She said sorry to me the first time. I said for what and gave her 4 more so she wanted to come back for more. The ex walked in and got all angry at me lying naked on his bed. But he changed his tune when I stood up. Lol I'm 6'3" and took a step towards him. He didn't know I'm a gentle giant lol. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Cops, park ranger, brother, her brother, her grandmother, her cat and one tree branch that fell through a roof during a storm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    This happens a lot and yes it does become a funny story at the station... oh the stories I could tell of the sights I have seen! And once seen it cannot be unseen lol I left a business card (no name) under the windscreen wiper of 2 naked and sleeping lovers once. I would have loved to have seen their expressions when they woke up and saw it!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I had a similar incident last week, except the guy chased me down the street with a rake! We had a great time and she is begging me to come back for more, but I'm worried he will turn up again! Do you still go to her place or do you meet up elsewhere? If hers, are you worried that he will turn up again?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Lonelylover72' I had a similar incident last week, except the guy chased me down the street with a rake! We had a great time and she is begging me to come back for more, but I'm worried he will turn up again! Do you still go to her place or do you meet up elsewhere? If hers, are you worried that he will turn up again? Looks like there was one in the bed, as well. it depends who the guy was, hubby?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Most memorable was after a night out with our flatmates. When we got home the other couple said 'we're off to bed' thinking that they were as randy as us and that would be them for the night. We decided we'd put on some XXX movies and get cosy in the longue. Anyway, about 30 or 40 mins later (?????guessing) I was kneeling on the floor giving him a BJ she walks out of the hallway to the kitchen. She sees the TV, I see her, she sees me, she sees part of him as I freeze mid down stroke for what seems like an eternity. All she did was grab a bottle of water and head back out. I didn't tell him I stopped because of her until a couple days later haha I got called the best gf in the world because I got caught sucking his dick while he watched porn hahaha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    But I think busted on a plane fucking a stewardessbeing caught by another stewardess coming out the toilet was the best.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Ms Hormones here. First person - girl - I kissed were making out; literally in the closet- hiding from my mother. Mind you I had pulled her top off and licking her tiny young breasts very happily.... Till the door open. My mother stood in the doorway. All she said was OUT!!!! She has left that image in the closet..... But it has layers of hurt I won't go into. - Posted from rhpmobile